Volume 5 Issue 2
Gallopavo pluris aestimatur quam meretur
NOVEMBER 2026
Nicholas Lodato '27
When they get hungry, we all feel the consequences.
Brendan Reilly '27
Do 2-8 teams deserve to make the playoffs?
Samuel Sullivan '29
What does this mean for the future of cheating at MC?
Christian Overstreet '29
Other News
VENDING MACHINE CONTAINS STUFFING THIS MONTH
MR. NOLAN APPRECIATES EVERYONE NOTICING HIS FALL OUTFITS
CHATGPT CONSULTED ON TYING SHOELACES
STUDENT CAN'T SLEEP WITH ALL THAT DRILLING ON SCHOOL ROOF