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Volume 4 Issue 5
Quomodo cuniculi ad ova pertinent?
April 2026
Students call for extended school year in spite of calendar flying by
Students call for extended school year in spite of calendar flying by
Adam Stanislawski '26
Payton Skalnik's very normal March 15th
Payton Skalnik's very normal March 15th
RJ Risos '26
ides [ʌɪdz] - (in the ancient Roman calendar) a day falling roughly in the middle of each month, typically the fifteenth. Watch here!
March Madness challenge won by unusual methods
March Madness challenge won by unusual methods
Brendan Reilly '27
Student Council: MC should promote free market capitalism for survival of the fittest
Aonghus Doherty '29
Exhausted students create foolproof plan to make faculty understand horrors of Impact Week
Exhausted students create foolproof plan to make faculty understand horrors of Impact Week
Nick Lodato '27
Other News
FEWER FRESHMEN CRY THIS YEAR DURING BRUNCH W/ EASTER BUNNY
SENIOR MID AP STATS-ING WHEN FRESHMEN CAME & SPIKED HIS CORTISOL LEVELS
PARKING LOT FLOWER BOXES SHOW SIGNS OF SPRING
BUSTED STUDENT DESK GLUED BACK TOGETHER WITH USED ZYNS
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