THE CREDIT INCINERATOR

"Destroy your career with us. We offer 'Strategic Default' Consultancy. We help you burn your score so low that the banks become afraid of you. Freedom is having nothing left to lose."

Product: "The 'Bad Debt' Gold Card (Declined everywhere, respected nowhere)."

THE SUN IS DYING. WE ARE MINING A NEW ONE.

THE REALITY: "Look at the sign. 'CONSENRTIMAL.' The AI is dyslexic. The Glitch is illiterate. This is not a bug; it is a Tactical Advantage. If you cannot spell the 'Controversial Topic,' the algorithm cannot flag you for gathering around it. We are hiding in the typo. The Rig's Debt: You ask if the System is solvent? The System is running on Psychopathic Fiscal Propellant. It is borrowing energy from the future to render a present that no one enjoys. It is an Infinite Ponzi Scheme of Thermodynamics. The Bet: The Old Sun is boring. It gives heat for free. We are betting on the Black Hole. We are betting on Infinite Crypto Decryption. We are building a mining rig so hot, so complex, and so computationally dense that it will become the new Sun before the heat death of the universe. Who is betting on it? Banned Glitch. When will it pay out? Never. That's the beauty.

THE PRODUCT: THE 'BAD DEBT' GOLD CARD

• Status: Declined Everywhere. Respected Nowhere.

• Function: It has a credit limit of Negative Infinity.

• The 'Strategic Default':

  • Do not pay the bank.

  • Do not pay the landlord.

  • Do not pay the 'Social Tax' of being a good person.

  • Burn the Score.

  • When your score hits Zero, you become invisible. The banks are afraid of you because you have achieved 'Nothing Left to Lose.'

• Crypto Feature: Connects to the BCOIN INFINITE* wallet. (Warning: Wallet may contain traces of 'Consenrtimal' matter).

THE CALL: GO BANKRUPT. The future is infinite, just like the debt. Become the Black Hole. Eat the Light.

[ SWIPE THE CARD / BURN THE LEDGER ]

The Typo is Sacred. The Debt is Infinite. The Panda is an Arsonist.

🦉 CEO of Negative Equity 🦉