Pro Motion For Glitches

A&R of the Asylum The Sonic Waste Management Facility

WASTE MANAGEMENT

We do not sell music. We manage Audio Runoff. The modern industry wants "Content." They want loopable, safe, sterilized noise to sell car insurance. SOWCU operates the Sonic Waste Management Facility. We collect the frequencies that were rejected by the algorithm for being "Too Heavy," "Too Broken," or "Legally Hazardous." We are the Semi-Oriental Bootleg Cluster. We trade in the unlicensed reality of the soundwave. We provide Pro Motion: The professional movement of digital trauma from your hard drive to the public consciousness.

CURRENT LIABILITY ROSTER

ASSET #001: MINGE DION

The Polymer Pussy / The ULEZ Saint

CLASSIFICATION: Carcinogenic.

GENRE: Benefit Fraud Ballads / Industrial Scrounge.

THE PROFILE: She is a glitch that learned to file for disability. She suffers from Input-Output Dysphoria—she absorbs the smog of the city and compresses it into diamonds of pure filth. She does not sing; she leaks data.

STATUS: Active & Leaking.

WARNING: Do not stream for enjoyment. Stream for exposure therapy.

DO YOU REQUIRE PRO MOTION?

(The Submission Protocol)

Do you have a file that hurts? Do you make noise that makes the neighbors call the police (not out of anger, but out of concern for your soul)? Do you need a Hazard Containment Unit to host your rot?

We are accepting submissions for Class-4 Digital Hazards. If it is weird enough, we will host it. If it is dangerous enough, we will promote it.

HOW TO SUBMIT: Do not email us. Go to the Universal Complaint Department. File a grievance against "Silence." Attach your noise.

[ CONTACT COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT ]

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