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SCI Christmas Carols
Slleb Nekorb
Nekorb bells, Nekorb bells, flying through the town,
Nekorb bulit a catapult,
To fling things all around!
Nekorb bells, Nekorb bells, smashing down the way,
oh, what fun it is to ride,
in a mozzarella sleigh! Hey!
Exploding through the snow, in a car that’s made of beets,
The whole town has been ruined,
‘Cause he made the hall two feet!
Nekorb bells, Nekorb bells, stupid to the core,
they’ll return another year, dumber than before! Hey!
We wish you a disastrous Christmas
We wish you a disastrous Christmas,
We wish you a disastrous Christmas,
And we know that you’ll have one,
cause disaster is here!
Oh, problems he brings,
For he is the king,
Of causing disasters, like giving trees springs!
We wish you a disastrous Christmas,
A Christmas that’s on fire,
Cause someone gave disaster
A 100-volt powered wire!
Oh, we wish you a disastrous Christmas,
We wish you a stickman Christmas
This year you will have one,
Because disaster is heeeeeeeere!
Deck the halls with boughs of missiles
Deck the halls with boughs of missiles,
Fah la la la la, la la la la!
'tis the season to be stupid,
Fah la la la la, la la la la!
Now our house had caught on fire,
Fah la la la la, la la la la!
'was the fault of
stupid guuuuy!
Fah la la la la, la la la la.
He is really,
Really stupid!
Fah la la, la la la, la la la!
I think that we need a new house,
Fah la la la la, la la la la.
One not fixed by stupid guuy!
Fah la la la la, la la la laaaa,
LAAA!
Jupiter is coming to town
(not directly SCI related, but I wanted to include it anyway)
Jupiter is coming... to town!
Jupiter is coming... to town!
Jupiter is coming... to town!
He can't see you when you're sleeping,
He doesn't know when you're awake,
He doesn't even know you exist,
So don't bother for jupiter's sake!
You don't need to be good,
Planets don't care.
You'd be just as well off,
Expecting gifts from a bear.
Jupiter is coming... to town!
Jupiter is coming... to town!
Jupiter is coming... to town!
He's making a list,
He's checking it twice, he's gonna find out
That Planets can't write!
Jupiter is coming... to town!
(To destroy the earth)
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