Sour Key Tradition

a Tradition as old as time

Sour Keys around the world were being abused, misused, and wasted. Although these actions were beginning to end, there was still a fear in the world that it could continue. So with the help of four elite Sour Key lovers, a tradition was created. This tradition was named The Sour Key Tradition. It raised awareness for all of the poor Sour Keys who have been abused in the world. This tradition helped stop Sour Key abuse around the world. Sour Key lovers still participate in this activity on days like Sour Key Abuse Awareness Day and Sour Key Awareness Day. Normally you would have four people participating in this event, have four rubber chickens placed in front of you, and have the four people sitting on large balls (exercise balls) while bouncing basketballs. You must say Sour Keys and increase the volume until you can't get any louder. You then touch your chicken with your foot, toss your basketball to the person to the right of you, and catch the basketball that the other person has tossed to you. You must repeat this four times every time you participate in this tradition.