Sour Key Rules

RULES THAT BRING HARMONY TO THE WORLD

Remember, these rules are optional. Nobody can or should be forced to follow them if they do not wish to.

• The first rule is to NEVER ERASE a picture of a Sour Key unless needed to. Don't just erase one for fun or pleasure.

• The second rule is to NEVER abuse Sour Keys. That is one of the worst things you can do.

• The third rule is to NEVER tell others that Sour Keys aren't useful. It can be very misleading, and cause others to misuse Sour Keys, and cause those who love Sour Keys to feel purposeless and depressed.

• The fourth rule is to participate in the Sour Key tradition. It is an important role done by Sour Key lovers which should never be made fun of.

• The fifth rule is to ALWAYS consume a Sour Key when offered to you. However, it is acceptable to gift (give) someone your Sour Key.

• The sixth rule is to NEVER misuse a Sour Key. Misusing a Sour Key is a horrible action that needs to be prevented.

• The seventh rule is to NEVER use an untruthful word to describe a Sour Key. Describing a Sour Key in an offensive way may not only be rude but a sign of hatred and aggression to many people.

• The eighth rule is to NEVER steal another person's Sour Key/s. Participating in this action won't just go against the Sour Key Rules but will likely destroy the person's self-esteem.

• The ninth rule is to NEVER threaten to steal or abuse a Sour Key. Doing this will terrorize the victim, and cause fear in their soul. This fear may last up to several years.

• The tenth rule is to NEVER harm anyone who has Sour Keys. Jealousy is a common feeling when people make contact with an individual who has a Sour Key. However, instead of feeling jealous try feeling happiness for the person.

• The eleventh rule is to NEVER make fun of a person who has dropped a Sour key. Dropping a Sour Key on the floor is a sad time for all Sour Key lovers. If you are ever near anyone who has recently dropped a Sour Key try comforting the person for they may be battling depression.

• The twelfth rule is to NEVER waste a Sour Key. As you probably know Sour Keys serve a greater purpose in life than just being wasted.

• The thirteenth rule is to NEVER frame anyone for breaking any of these rules.