The End

A story's End

Throughout this website, you have learned the ways of a true Sour Key lover. You have learned the ancient language, writing, rules, and traditions of Sour Key lovers. Now you have succeeded in one of the world's most popular ways of life. You've learned not to abuse Sour Keys, and never to waste them. Now, you have one final duty, and that is to pass on the knowledge you have learned from this website to others in a way that does not imply violence. Always remember to never stop loving Sour Keys.

-Written by the Original Sour Key Lovers.