the Yolks

Though egg milk is our most sold item and sliced egg is a household name, it is not our most profitable one. We have one product that is so luxurious  and so exclusive that millionaires have thrown themselves off of boats in shame of not being able to get it. we are talking about Yolk Grand Caviar, and its more ostentatious brother Jaune sur la chatte des Saints. this extravagant treat was invented by no other then the mad scientist, Co-CEO Seymour Willy. We cannot show you pictures of it here, as if we did, jeff bezos would get enraged that we dared to show such beauty to low life peasents such as yourself. however, we dont need to show you anything. if you click on the button below, you will see the true grace and beauty of the Yolk Grand Caviar. We can rise up against our oppressors and we can finnaly have the true peoples republic that we deserve! By the Yolk, From the Yolk, For the Yolk! La Via Revolution!