the Whites

as you might know, our trade marked Sliced Egg is the top selling dairy related product in all of Africa, Afghanistan, and Asia. we are also highly exclusive to who we sell our eggs too, as only countries who's names start with the letter A are allowed to indulge in our eggs. How did we monoploize the market in the dairy industry when the biggest player was milk? The secret to that question is in the egg whites. Our egg whites are the most versitile egg whites in the world, as when beaten properly and milk is added it can turn into a milk substitute! In fact, our milk is so addictive that we sell more eggwhites than we do sell whole sliced eggs, and we sell sliced eggs in the hundreds of millions! We did a mandatory customer survery and now we think the reason why our milk is so popular is self explanatory. here is a graph so you can visualize the average Long Johnsons and Willy milk consumer.

Here are some reviews from our fabulous customers!