M.C.

After song.) Ladies and gentlemen we have esteemed guest in the room tonight. Would please give a hand to the legendary director Mr. George Lucas! (Mr. Lucas comes onto the stage.)

G.L

(The Piper in disguise.) I want these kids in my new film. All of them. We leave immediately for an on-location shoot in Lower Slobovia aboard the giant balloon the studio just bought for us. Let’s make a movie, kids!

A sign reads “LOWER SLOBOVIA STATE FAIR-NOW IN IT’S 400th YEAR)

Kid 1

This isn’t a movie set.

(A Kid takes the disguise off of the Piper.)

 Kid 2

You’re not George Lucas!

Kid 3

You’re that flute player that got us into trouble.

Piper

 A c’mon. There’s opportunities everywhere. Look at this as a life experience. Why, filming in eastern Europe is booming.

(sings)