It is now time to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the opening of Fast & Furious Supercharged!
The visuals look nice and they always have
The ride is better than what it replaced and you've always believed that
Supercharged is a great ride and it always has been
So, let's party!
By 2028, we will also have convinced the general public into believing that this is high qualty graphic design so we can justify the mass layoffs of all non-AI artists at Universal Creative
Party in the Party Bus will be a one night only special upcharge event celebrating everyone's favorite ride! Of course there will be the obvious stuff like specialty snacks and drinks. They are overpriced and taste bad, but your favorite influencer raved about that potato twister stuffed in a hot dog at the last event that featured it so it has to be worth buying 5 of and you'll love it. There will be plenty of party exclusive 10th anniversary merchandise for the masses to collect/amass/consume. You are a part of our army of insatiable fans we metaphorically cursed with the spirit of Limos to create a horde of Erysichthons with a lust for products that we will happily sell them to satiate our own Erysichthon-like greed in a vicious cycle of unfulfillment as late stage capitalism slowly crumbles under the weight of commemorative buttons and limited time cocktails and soft serve ice creams dyed neon colors until all that is left is pain and cheap trinkets that seek to fill the emptiness inside all of us. Anything real or sincere has been hollowed out and replaced by shallow lies over the last 5 years while the last of our integrity was stripped away and our evils laid bare for all to see yet somehow none could see it. All semblance of reality and truth and sanity decays like the carcass of the innocent creatures lost to the environmental atrocities committed by mega corporations in our quest to increase profits exponentially year after year forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever never stopping until the only truth that remains is hunger hunger hunger.
Also, for the event live DJs will ride in the front row of the Party Busses on the ride hyping up the crowds and pumping up the jams!
His name is DJ Nitrous (Well, that is the name of the character he is playing as there is a seperate DJ Nitrous in every Party Bus because even names are lies). Also, the event is sponsored by NOS Energy Drinks and there is a dance party in the streets of the San Francisco Land.