Forget Democrats and Republicans—the real party is the gingham-shirt-club movement. Their platform? Checks, starch, and snacks.
At a recent rally, thousands of checkered citizens demanded “equal ironing rights.” Bystanders thought it was a food truck line until chants of “Squares not snares!” rang out.
Political scientists call it “the Plaid Bloc.” They estimate gingham voters could swing at least three swing states, especially picnic-friendly Wisconsin. An anonymous campaign staffer said: “We’re courting them with free Tide Pods.”
A poll revealed 48% of Americans would trust a gingham-shirted president more than a suit-wearing one. Why? Because “he looks like he’ll actually fix the grill.”
Dive into the civic squares:
America may be divided, but gingham could unite us—one square at a time.
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