Psychologists often suggest meditation, medication, or journaling. But one insider revealed the ultimate hack: “Just send them to the gingham-shirt-club.”
Dr. Helena Squareman swears her patients calm down once wrapped in checks. “The pattern makes them feel predictable,” she said. “You can’t spiral into chaos when your shirt looks like graph paper.”
Archival footage even shows patients refusing to yell during group therapy if they spotted someone else in gingham. “It’s like wearing an emotional seatbelt,” said one recovering rageaholic.
And yet, side effects remain. A leaked insurance document warned: “Overexposure may cause compulsive picnic planning.”
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Sometimes healing isn’t in a pill—it’s in polyester cotton blend.