If you have an original or a lesser known Orc, Uruk, Goblin, or Troll you would enjoy writing as, we would be delighted to have you join us in Middletown. As a villain, you retain your full Middle-Earth memories and personalities. First and foremost, your job is to keep the Dark Lords enemies where they are. To accomplish this, you must develop and maintain a more 'modern' alter so as to not arouse suspicion from the heroes.  You may choose to ally yourself with Azog -- Alexander Orton -- who has been assigned to watch over all of Middletown. Alternately, you can run with the spiders -- Urianna (or is it Miss Caroline) and Stella -- who must resist the temptation to devour all in their path.