AFTER EVER AFTER  


 

Characters: 

-Narrator                                                                                                             -Rafiki  

-Knight                                                                                                                  -Simba 

-Bill                                                                                                                         -Jack 

-Miss Hannigan                                                                                                 -Peter 

-Maleficent                                                                                                           -Lost boy 1 

-Trunchbull                                                                                                          -Lost boy 2 

-Captain Hook                                                                                                    - Ursula 

-Scar                                                                                                                       - Child Catcher 

-Wicked Witch                                                                                                   - Amber 

-Farquaad                                                                                                            -Mother Gothel 

-Gingerbread Man                                                                                            - Cruella 

-Audrey 2                                                                                                               - Nancy 

-Beetlejuice                                                                                                          - Oliver 

-Evil 1                                                                                                                       - Girl 1 

-Evil 2                                                                                                                       - Girl 2 

-Bruce                                                                                                                      -Dodger 

-Matilda                                                                                                                   -Writer/Thanos 

-Lavender 

-Kid 1 

-Kid 2 

-kid 3 

 


 

Songs  

Welcome to Duloc 

Bad 

Time to say goodbye  

School Song 

Be prepared  

Circle of life/mash up  

I am a pirate 

We are following the leader 

Never fully dressed 

Cruella De Vil 

Consider yourself 

Feed me! 

Freak Flag 

Avengers/Thanos theme  

I'm a Believer  

Say my name - Beetlejuice 

 

 

Act 1 - Scene 1 

 

Narrator- Once upon a time several stories took place, where princesses and princes ruled the space. Where happy endings happened and everyone had joy, a perfect set of stories for any girl or boy. But no one ever stopped to wonder, why things happened the way they did, for who made the characters good and who made the ones from which we want rid. The writers may have set the endings but only for the ones we know. It is the ones in which we in fact boo, who mostly steal the show. So now is the time to wonder what happened to the ones who made people cry. Did they get an ever after? Or are they up there in the sky?  

Well here lies the book, in which the writers made. Titled ‘After ever after’ a tale that hides away, for no one wanted to ever know about the ones who got away.  

So, take a seat and get ready to learn all about the endings of the ones who need to have their turn.  

 

 

Act 1- Scene 2 

The evil villains are being pushed into the small town of Duloc. They are seen carrying luggage.  

Knight- Next. Name. Story. Over there please, NEXT. Name (pauses) NAME 

Bill- Me? 

Knight- No, the talking tree behind you, yes you! Name  

Bill- Bill 

Knight- Story 

Bill- Huh? 

Knight- Story 

Bill- What do you mean story  

Knight- did you not read the sign as you came in (pulls out a sign) I need to know your name, which I have, and the story you are from  

Bill- But I don’t know what story I am from 

Knight- All of you have had the same answer, ugh, who are you trying to plot against  

Bill- You know I was plotting against someone? 

Knight- Of course, you all were! 

Bill- I wasn’t going to hurt anyone  

Knight- Of course not, villains never have enough power to do that (laughs) now come to think of it, you look a little familiar, I know your story, Oliver Twist  

Bill- (Looks around) Where is that little rat! (realises where he is

Knight- Over there please Bill 

Bill- But where is there? 

Knight- (sarcastically) Paradise  

Bill walks over to where he was pointed to 

Bill- (mocking) Paradise, yeah right, this place is a dump (Sitting on top of his suitcase

Knight- Well you best get used to it Mr. sikes as this is where you will be staying. (He laughs to himself, he then looks at Bill who looks furious, now standing and then gulps

Bill- I don’t even understand why we are put in this hideous town anyway  

(A new villain is being pushed into the town

Knight- Well Mr. Sikes, by the order of the important people, whom in which I cannot name, it is written that this is where all evil Villains must be banished to at the end of their story.  

Miss Hanigan- So we are stuck in this little town forever 

Maleficent- Stuck with all these people forever 

Knight- Correct 

Bill- And you think that we are just going to listen to you and your instructions 

Knight-But I'm just  

Bill- (Interrupting) And you think that WE are going to just stay here in this land (Laughs) Oh you silly boy, Cya guys, I'm off home (goes to walk away

Knight- I wouldn't 

Bill- (Walking away, not listening and shouting over him) I am not staying in some weird town, No one tells me what to do, I am Bill Sikes, and I am (he exits

Knight- Do that  

Bill is then dropped back into the town and is on the floor  

I told you that you shouldn’t do that.  

Bill- But how did I even end up back here  

Knight- It's how it is written, here is where you must stay, and here is where you will learn 

Bill- Learn?  

Maleficent- Like a school 

(All Laugh) 

Knight- No, you will learn the lesson in which the writers are trying to teach you.  

Bill- Look, I am not sure who these writers are, but I WANT to go home. So could you please, just spare us the riddles and tell us how to leave 

Knight- oh, would you look at that, time for my shift to end, bye (he disappears into thin air as Bill swings for him

Bill- Where did he go? He hiding? Come on, let’s not play games now, let's just have a bit of fun 

Maleficent- erm he’s gone dude  

Miss Hanigan- yeah, don’t waste your time on him 

Singing can be heard  

Trunchbull- What is that hideous noise I can hear from the distance? 

Captain Hook- Is that singing? 

Bill- Sounds like cats being strangled 

Scar- Smells like humans 

Wicked Witch- Maybe they know how we leave this town  

Bill- Right everyone, let's follow that noise! 

(They exit) 

 

 

Act 1 Scene 3 

Scene setting- Lord Farquaad's castle. He is sat telling a story to Gingerbread man. The Gingerbread man is scared of Lord Farquaad and scared of what might happen next. Farquaad is singing. 

Farquaad- (Singing) Because I'm bad, I’m bad, come on! 

Gingerbread Man- My ears 

Farquaad- And the whole world has to answer right now, Just to tell you once again, Who's bad? 

Gingerbread Man- Make it stop, my ears! 

Farquaad- Oh make it stop, make it stop. Fine! How about I do this? (he snaps his legs) 

Gingerbread Man- You're a monster! 

Farquaad- (laughing) Oh you do humor me. Now tell me cookie, where does the princess live 

Gingerbread man- Eat me! (spits at him) 

Farquaad- now I have tried to play nice, maybe I this will make you talk (he goes to take the buttons) 

Gingerbread man- No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! 

Farquaad- Then Speak! 

Gingerbread man- Well I do know about some princess, I heard it from, from  

Farquaad- From who? 

Gingerbread man- Do you know the muffin man? 

Farquaad- The muffin man? 

Gingerbread man- who lives on Dury Lane, well she's married to the muffin man and 

(loud commotion noise interrupts) 

Farquaad- Ah yes! This is it! This must be my princess now! Simon, fetch me my robe, Link, get my dancers ready and take this cookie down to the dungeon, we had better welcome this princess to her new home. Oh cookie, it's show time! 

Welcome to Duloc  

(At the end of the dance, the evil villains appear with suitcases and create a loud commotion as to who everyone is and where they are

Farquaad- Oh Princess, I'm here, Princess (Realises that there is lots of evil characters there) Wait a minute, who are you? Hello? Who are you? 

Bill- Who are we? Who are you  

Farquaad- well, I asked you first. 

Miss Hannigan- Who is this strange little man talking to us? 

Farquaad- Excuse me! I'm not a strange little man. 

Captain Hook- Look at his little hat too 

Farquaad- It's a beret actually, but no one is listening to me, who are you people?! 

Maleficent- Listen here you little man, we don’t want to be dumped in this, hideous little land either.  

Bill- And we don’t fully understand why we have been dumped here either. I've never met any of these people in my life. 

Miss Trunchbull- Nor me. 

All Villains- nor me  

Farquaad- SILENCE! Well, I am not sure why you have been dumped in my town but since you are all on my property, I order you to remove yourselves at once. Simon, see these freaks away from the town.  

All Villains- (Laughing) 

Farquaad- Well move! 

Hook- Don't you think we tried  

Maleficent- Well, He tried (points to Bill) but then he got put straight back here in your little town. 

Farquaad- then try harder, this is my land, and I wish you off my property at once! My princess is coming soon, and you Best not be here for her arrival 

Hook- (laughing) A princess 

Trunchbull- You think that you are going to meet a princess  

Farquaad- I am going to marry a princess actually 

All Villains- (Laugh

Farquaad- what is so funny  

Bill- You are not going to marry a princess  

Farquaad- I will, just you wait and see, you will all see! Now please leave my land at once! 

Bill- Listen here, we cannot leave, we have tried, we don’t want to be here, we don’t understand who put us here and we just want to find a way home  

Farquaad- well who dumped you here  

Hannigan- no one! We just ended up here 

Farquaad- sure 

Hook- we are not lying  

Farquaad- so what happened? 

All the characters talk at once. Bill whistles. Silence

Bill- Look, I don’t know how or what happened, but I just ended up in some line and this knight asked for my name  

Hook- then he asked for my story  

Farquaad- Story? What story? 

All- That's what we said 

Bill- And then he asked me who I was plotting against  

Farquaad- gasps, they know about plotting? 

All nod 

Bill- Then he said that he recognised me  

Hook- And me  

Hannigan- And me  

All- and us 

Bill- and then he told me that he 

All- knew my story 

Farquaad- so who is this guy? 

Bill- Didn't catch a name  

Hook- Couldn't see his face either  

Farquaad- so did he say anything else? 

Hannigan- he told me to ‘sit over there’  

Scar- he did mention something about ‘the one who cannot be named’ 

Bill- that part threw me too, who could he mean? 

Trunchbull- the one who cannot be named? 

Farquaad- maybe he means Voldemort? 

Scar- No, Voldemort is over there  

Farquaad- maybe Beetlejuice? 

Scar- who? 

Farquaad- Beetlejuice 

Scar- who is that? 

Farquaad- don't say it  

Scar- Beetlejuice  

Beetlejuice- Did somebody call 

Farquaad- well it can’t be him! 

Bill- He said something about some writers 

Farquaad- what is a writer  

Bill- I am not entirely sure 

Trunchbull- did none of you go to school? He is referring to a writer is someone who has written something. 

Bill- Like 

Trunchbull- Like a book or a poem 

Farquaad- so this writer of books or poems, why has he put you here 

Bill- He mentioned about learning a lesson 

Trunchbull- Well if they think that I am going to teach you maggots, they are sadly mistaken. You are simply too hard to teach! 

Hannigan- Look, can we just go now, I'm bored 

Farquaad- Yes, please go 

Bill- We can’t remember  

Scar- Erm guys, have you seen the new guy? 

Hook- What new guy? 

Scar- I am guessing some sort of recruit 

Hook- I can’t see no new guy 

Scar- He is there (points

Bill- Where? 

Scar- He is right there 

Farquaad- I can’t see no one, just a plant in the way  

Scar- He is the plant! 

All-Laugh  

Farquaad- Why on earth would a plant be put here? 

Scar- I am guessing for the same reason we are here  

Bill- But we are still trying to figure that out  

Farquaad- So how will we know  

Audrey 2- (VOICE) I know  

Farquaad- oh good! Someone that finally knows, now which one of you said that? 

Audrey 2- Me  

Farquaad- Who? 

Audrey 2- Me  

Farquaad- Stop playing, who said that 

All- It wasn’t us  

Audrey 2- I told you, it was me  

Bill- Erm, did that  

Farquaad- Yep, that plant talked  

Hook- How strange 

Scar- How interesting  

Farquaad- I don’t understand how a plant can talk  

Audrey 2- Well best believe it pal. I can’t walk but I sure can talk and you all best start listening to me 

Farquaad- why would we listen and take advice from a plant (laughing

Audrey 2- Because YOU all need me 

Bill- We need you? 

Hook- Don't you need us to water you to survive 

Audrey 2- Listen pal, I am the only one around here who has the information 

Bill- What information? 

Audrey 2- On why we are all here 

Farquaad- well we were just figuring that one out  

Audrey 2- You are all here, in this town for a reason  

Bill-Which is? 

Audrey 2- You are here because you are the baddest in your lands 

All- (arguing over who is the baddest) 

Bill- I do like being bad 

Scar- Being bad is in our veins  

Hook- I live to be bad 

BAD 

Farquaad- Ok, so they are bad 

Audrey 2- And you  

Farquaad- I wouldn’t say I am bad, I am just  

Bill- Just what  

Audrey 2- Lonely  

Farquaad- Hey! That’s mean  

Audrey 2- (laughing

Farquaad- So we are bad then, but what makes a plant bad? Did you spike someone with your thorns? 

Audrey 2- No 

Hook- Then what did he do? 

Audrey 2- Look punks, if you want to get home, you’re just going to have to do as the writer says 

All- Writer? 

Audrey 2- Yes 

Farquaad- The one in which we cannot name  

Audrey 2- Yes, the writer decides our fate 

Farquaad- and what if we don’t do what this writer guy says 

Bill- and why does he only want the bad guys  

Hannigan- and Girls  

Audrey 2- Only the writer can decide that 

Bill- So what now? We just sit here and wait? 

Audrey 2- Yes  

Bill- Well I am not waiting around. 

Farquaad- Me neither, I am going to see the writer guy and have you all removed from my land and get you back to your ‘stories’ forever! 

All- Cheer  

Farquaad- Who is with me?! 

All- Cheer 

Bill- Then let's go! 

Hook- But I thought we couldn’t leave  

Scar- And I thought that we don’t know where this guy is 

Audrey 2- I know where he is  

Farquaad- And where would that be? 

Audrey 2- He lives in the tallest tower at the end of the deep Forest  

Farquaad- Nothing that I haven’t beaten before. (turns and whispers to the others) I climbed up the highest tower to meet my princess 

Audrey 2- Oh, stop lying, you sent an ogre to do your dirty work  

Farquaad- Gasps  

Bill- That is great that we know where he lives, but we cannot leave 

Audrey 2- Well, some of you can 

Bill- Why some of us? 

Audrey 2- Well, we just have to cover for you 

Bill- Cover for us? 

Audrey 2- You see, when the knight comes, he takes the register, we just need to say you are here and then you will be fine 

Bill- And what if he finds out that we are missing  

Audrey 2- Then that's a risk you are going to have to take if you want to go back to your story 

Farquaad- So then who is coming? 

Bill- I am  

Scar- I will come too 

Hook- I guess I could join 

Trunchbull- And I will go for us women  

Audrey 2- Excellent! Now be as quick as you can, because if they start searching, who knows what will happen! 

Time to say goodbye  

 

 

Act 1 Scene 4 

The characters are beginning their travels along the woods. Each of them are silent as they come to a stop. 

Farquaad- Right, So I guess we just do as that plant thing says  

Scar- I can’t believe we are taking instructions, from a plant 

Hook- I just can’t get my head around why we are even here.  

Scar- Me either  

Bill- Look, I'm guessing we will find this out when we meet this story guy. 

Trunchbull- So we just walk in the middle of nowhere till we find him? 

Bill- I guess 

Hook- At least this place is sign posted, which way do you guys want to go? 

Farquaad- Erm, I mean we could go down this yellow brick road 

Scar- Oh no, following a yellow brick road was so last year.  

Hook- So which way then? 

Bill and Hook begin arguing until they both stop in silence.  

Scar- Well this is fun  

Bill- fun? 

Scar- The silence, it’s awkwardddddddd 

Trunchbull- I quite like the silence; it reminds me of how I used to get the kiddies to act in the classroom. Sitting up, facing forward and in absolute silence.  

Hook- The kiddies? 

Trunchbull- Yes, children  

Farquaad- Your own children? 

Trunchbull- No, I HATE children, the children from the school where I was the headteacher. 

Scar- What is a head teacher? 

Trunchbull- The person in charge of the school? 

Farquaad- Oh I could never 

Hook- Oh, the one who bosses people around? 

Trunchbull- No 

Scar- The one who makes the rules 

Hook- I think so 

Farquaad- I make all my rules  

Bill- So how did you become a headteacher? What made you want to teach? If you hate children like you say you do? 

Trunchbull- I never really wanted to teach; more teach them a lesson in respect. You see, I was the greatest shotput thrower of my generation, One of the BEST Olympic athletes of my time and me. I despised children. They are mean, foul smelling and rude.  

Bill- So why? 

Trunchbull- To teach them a lesson dummy. You see, I have the power over them little monsters. They think they can be rude to me, I teach them how to really behave. No kid gets out of line in my school. No kid ever answers back in my school, you know why? 

All- Why? 

Trunchbull- Because I teach them fear.  

Farquaad- Oh, so you’re a mean teacher 

Trunchbull- (laughs) I wouldn’t say mean. More, strict, disciplined. And there is nothing I love more than tormenting children. 

Scar- So what’s your story? 

Trunchbull- You want to know about me? 

Scar- Yeah  

Trunchbull- No one ever asks about me 

Bill- Or me 

Hook- Or me  

Scar- But why   

Trunchbull- Because we are the ‘bad guys’ 

Farquaad- See I still don’t understand all this bad guy thing, like I’m not bad and I know a plant can’t be bad 

Bill- Look, we are all bad here mate 

Hook- Yes matey, not one of us is good 

Farquaad- Well I think I am  

Trunchbull- You wouldn’t be here if you were 

Farquaad- Well I think they got it wrong. 

Bill- Guys look, you can stand here all day debating and talking, but I want to go back to my dog, He’s on his own and it’s cold outside ok.  

Hook- So which way are we going then? Because we clearly can’t decide.  

Scar- Why don’t we vote 

Trunchbull- I am happy with that  

Bill- Fine 

Hook- Sure 

Scar- So hands up if you want to go down the path that has a unicorn on 

(Farquaad raises his hand

Hands up to go down the path with a flower on 

Hands up to go down the path with a skull on  

Bill- Well I think that is decided  

Farquaad- A skull? Really, why not the unicorn (they already have walked away) Guys, wait, please, don’t leave me. 

He exits, following the others  


 

Act 1 Scene 5 

Evil 1- How long do you think it will take them to get to this writer person? 

Evil 2- Yeah, shouldn’t more of us have gone with them? 

Evil 1- Maybe we should all go 

Audrey 2- Now listen here punks, ain’t none of you leaving this land.  

Evil 1- Who put you in charge? 

Evil 2- Yeah, what makes you think we will listen to a tiny little plant? 

Audrey 2- You will regret saying that. 

Evil 1- Oh really? 

Audrey 2- Yes really!  

Evil 2- What are you going to do? Prick us with your thorns? Make us cry? 

Evil 1- Nah, probably make us all suffer with hay fever 

Evil 2- Yeah, like who is even scared of a little plant, thinking he is the baddest, like anyone is scared of him, listen pal, you have probably just been put here to make the place look nice, like what type of plant are you anyway (they lean closer and the plant bites them

Hey! 

Audrey 2- Now listen punks, you two want to make it out alive? 

Both- Yes 

Audrey 2- Now I am the baddest in this town, and I tell you now, EVERYONE will know that too. You think there is some writer? 

They nod 

Well, I made that up. I don’t know where no writer is, But I do know that we are all supposed to be bad and to me, there can only be One who is the most bad. 

Now if you two want to stay alive and make it off this island, you are going to help me. You understand? 

Evil 1- Help you how? 

Audrey 2- Well, you need to keep me alive 

Evil 2- How can we do that if this writer person is going to banish all the ‘villains? 

Audrey 2- Haven't you ever had a plant before? 

Evil 1- Yeah but, I still don’t get it. 

Audrey 2- Well, you are both in charge of feeding me 

Evil 2- Oh easy, I'll go get some water now 

Audrey 2- Not water 

Evil 1- Plant food? 

Audrey 2- No, must be blood 

Evil 2- Are you serious? 

Audrey 2- Must be fresh  

Evil 1- Where can we get that from? 

Audrey 2- Figure it out punk! 

 


Act 1 Scene 6 

The group are walking down the red road where they suddenly are brought to a halt. They come to hear a group running around and laughing.  

Scar- What is that noise? 

Bill- I can’t hear anything  

Hook- Me either  

Scar- Well I can  

Trunchbull- Oh I can hear something now 

Bill- Yeah me too 

Hook- What is that? 

Scar- Whatever it is, it is getting closer 

Bill- How can you tell? 

Scar- Well it’s kind of an animal thing  

Farquaad- What if it is that writer person? 

Bill- I didn’t think of that 

Trunchbull- Won't they send us back if it is them? 

Hook- And we have come all this way 

Farquaad- I do NOT want to have to walk down this creepy path no more 

Bill- Let's just hide in the bushes over there until they pass 

Scar- Well you best be quick; I can smell them getting closer  

They run and hide in the bushes. The group of small children run onto the stage. 

Bruce- I can’t find the ball anywhere! 

Matilda- Where did it even go? 

Lavender- I'm not sure, why don’t we split up and look for it  

Matilda- I don’t think that’s a good idea, this wood looks a little creepy 

Bruce- And it’s cold 

Lavender- Then let’s just stick together 

Bruce- I never even knew that she could throw that far 

Lavender- That is nothing. 

Trunchbull- Little maggots! 

Matilda- Did you hear something? 

Bruce- No? 

Hook- Who are they? 

Trunchbull- They are little Maggots, that’s what they are. 

Bill- You know them? 

Farquaad- They just look like children  

Trunchbull- Yes. The exact children which are foul smelling and rude  

Lavender- We really need to find this ball and quick! If we don’t find it soon, she will throw us all in the Chokey 

Bruce- I can’t go back in the Chokey  

Matilda- What is the Chokey? 

Lavender- It is a cupboard which has nails sticking in. It is the worst place ever to be! 

Bruce- And she will put you in there if you don’t find the ball. You must be able to survive Phys Ed. 

Matilda- This isn’t Phys Ed? She sounds horrific. Aren’t teachers supposed to be kind? 

Bruce- Oh some of them are, like our teacher Miss Honey. 

Matilda- Doesn't she teach this class? 

Lavender- Nope. That is her specialty, and that is how she got her nickname. 

Matilda-What nickname? 

Scar- Who are they talking about? 

Trunchbull -Me (same time as the kids

Kids- The Trunchbull 

3 More children run into the woods. 

Kid 1- What are you guys doing? 

Kid 2- You have been ages! 

Kid 3- And she is going to come throw you all in the Chokey if you don’t get out now! 

Lavender- But we can’t find the ball 

Kid 1- She has it there! Are you trying to get us all in trouble? 

Matilda- No, I just picked it up 

Kid 2- Listen. You need to be able to survive in this school. Being quick will help you.  

Matilda- But why is she so mean? I got told I was going to go to a nice school, with a nice teacher and learn, not be forced to play fetch for some shotput balls.  

Kid 3- Well, they lied.  

Kid 2- Listen kid, you need to toughen up or you will never survive the Trunchbull 

School Song 

Scar- You really do terrify the living daylight out of them kids 

Bill- They are just kids 

Farquaad- Why are they even here? 

Hook- Good question. Why are they here? 

Trunchbull- They need to be in class, or I will throw them all in the Chokey! 

Hook- Shhhh. You don’t want to get us caught 

Bill- Wait a minute 

Farquaad- What  

Bill- What if the writer has placed them here? 

Trunchbull- For me to throw in the Chokey? That would be spoiling me 

Hook- Oh You are so evil, I love it! 

Bill- Well now we know what is at the end of these woods. Let’s Go! 

 

They exit  

 

 

Act 1 Scene 7 

In the school  

Lavender- Oh no! The Trunchbull is not here!  

Kid 1- I bet she has gone to get the Chokey ready  

Matilda- But that is not fair, we we’re only gone a few minuets 

Bruce- Erm, guys, she's coming  

Kid 2- Try not to panic 

Kid 3- Everyone stand up straight, uniform smart and DO NOT smile 

They enter 

Trunchbull- Oh children 

Bruce- We are  

Trunchbull- Shhhh, I don’t want to hear it. I just want to know 

Scar- I bet she is going to scream at them now! Where is the popcorn?  

Bill- She is going to throw them in the Chokey 

Hook- She is bad if she does that! And I(coughs), I mean we, LOVE bad! 

Kid 1- Know what Miss Trunchbull 

Trunchbull- Why are you outside in this weather with no coats on? It is freezing and you are going to catch a death of a cold!  

The kids look at each other confused 

Hook- Erm, what just happened. I thought she said she was bad? 

Bruce- Aren't you mad that we are late? 

Trunchbull- Why would I be mad? I am just glad you are here and ready to learn! Now please children, go in, and remember to have a positive day of learning! 

The kids look confused  

Matilda- But what about the Chokey 

Trunchbull- Chokey? The Chokey is gone! 

Kids all cheer and run inside.  

Bill- Erm, what was that? 

Trunchbull- I don’t know! Something just came over me and like forced me to be nice. 

Hook- Sure! I bet you are a nice teacher all along. Well at least we know who isn’t the baddest of us all! 

Trunchbull- Hey! I am bad! I feel like I'm going to be sick  

Scar- A bad person wouldn’t have been nice to them 

Bill- That is it! 

Farquaad- What? 

Bill- Maybe the writer guy is changing what we do in our stories.  

Scar- Is that even possible? 

Bill- I guess anything is possible. 

Trunchbull- So I'm going to have to be good forever? (faints) 

Bill- Look, let’s just keep going and maybe that writer person can make you bad again 

Scar- So where now? 

Hook- I'm not sure, but to me, this all seems a bit pointless  

Bill- Pointless? Nothing is Pointless! 

Farquaad- Hmmm, then how come we are not freed? 

Bill- I don’t know 

 Hook- And why have you turned soft? 

Trunchbull- I am not soft! I told you, I’m not sure what came over me, I couldn’t control my own brain for a moment and then boom! I'm nice to those maggots! I like, actually, think I could puke! 

Farquaad- And how come I have this random Jewl in my pocket? Oh no way, are they giving us rewards for this? Are we going to be rich? 

Bill- Look, it doesn’t matter what happened, And make sure you keep that with you, you never know, we might need it! All that matters is that we stick together and be prepared  

Be Prepared  

(Dialogue whilst the intro is beginning) 

Scar- Oh no 

Hook- What? 

Scar- Why did you say that? 

Bill- Say what? 

Farquaad- Be prepared? 

Scar- Well I guess this is my cue  

Song Finish 

Scar- This way 

They follow down a new path 

Farquaad- Why does every sign have to have some sort of skull or bones on there? 

 

 

Act1 Scene 8 

Audrey 2 has grown, the evil characters helping are covered in bandages 

Evil 1- I can’t keep doing this, I don’t know how you can drink blood each day 

Audrey 2- Well I can grow up big and strong! You humans have blood running through your veins, not me, I am a plant, and this blood will help me become the ruler of them all. 

Evil 2- No, I am not doing it no more, I can’t, we are bigger than you, I’m just going to put you over here, in the corner, in the sunlight and you can suffer on your own.  

(They take the plant over, and the plant eats them) 

Audrey 2- Burps, so you going to help me? 

They nod 

Good!  

 

 

Act 1 Scene 9 

Farquaad is running on after the group, the group are hidden away to make him jump 

Farquaad- Guys! You need to wait up. I only have little legs. Guys? Hello? (Something pokes him, and he screams). What was that? 

The group jump out laughing 

Scar- You are too funny to wind up! 

Hook-Did you see his face! It was hilarious  

Trunchbull- That actually did make me feel a bit better 

Bill- Guys, I thought the plan was to do it just to him not to me? 

Scar- What you mean 

Bill- Well one of you poked me  

Hook- Well it wasn’t me  

Trunchbull- Or me 

Scar- I'm over here so it wasn’t me  

Farquaad- Well it can’t be me; I’m not part of this stupid game. 

Bill- So who was it? 

He turns around to see Rafiki in the distance with his walking stick. 

HIDE! 

Rafiki comes forward humming a simple tune. Simba runs on, following him.  

Rafiki- Now listen, it is written that you will now be king.  

Simba- Why me? 

Rafiki- Because you are your father's son. You are the next heir to the throne. 

Simba- I'm going to be a king? 

Rafiki- Right 

Simba- Cool! But what about Uncle Scar, He said to me that he was next? 

Scar- Because I am next! I did all the hard work, and it is me who should be king! 

Hook- What did you do? 

Scar- Shhh, not now 

Rafiki- He was lying, it was you who will now rule all the land. 

Scar- He is lying! How is this buffoon lying to him! 

Bill- I think it is a baboon 

Simba- But how? 

Rafiki- Because it is your destiny.  

Scar-I cannot listen to this no longer! (He jumps out, angry, walking towards Simba and Rafiki) Oh isn’t that funny  

Simba- Uncle Scar? What’s funny? 

Scar- That you think you will (he switches) The fact that I thought that I was going to be king 

Hook- Uh-Oh 

Bill- I don’t think he was supposed to say that  

Rafiki- You are right Scar, as much as you want to be king, it cannot be you  

Simba- Why? 

Scar- Because it is you who must be king Simba. I was wrong and selfish  

Rafiki- Simba, it is simply the circle of life 

Circle of Life/ mash up 

They exit during the dance and scar is left on his own, the others slowly appear from their hiding spots at a time. He is sat, lonely and crying. 

Farquaad- Is he ok? 

Hook- I thought lions are supposed to be tough  

Bill- Hey big guy, are you ok 

Scar- I'm fine!  

Trunchbull- You don’t look fine 

Scar- Well I am! I just don’t know what came over me! Anytime anyone spoke about being king I would jump at the chance to make the crown mine and tell them it’s mine. I have Never given up that easy! I am the alpha male. I hate that little ball of fur! He just comes along and steals the crown, like how is that fair? I just, this writer guy, I hate him even more. 

Bill- Well, that is more of a reason for us to find him 

Hook- And make you king! 

Trunchbull- and put a stop to all this ‘kindness’ 

Farquaad- Yeah, maybe we should kill him with kindness and see how he likes it  

Silence  

Bill- what did you say  

Farquaad- I just said yeah  

Bill- No, you said a good point 

Farquaad- I was only joking 

Hook- What did he say  

Farquaad- I just said why don’t we kill him with kindness  

Bill- That is it! Maybe this whole thing, we just need to be super kind! 

Trunchbull- Oh I'm going to be sick again  

Hook- Not more kindness! 

Scar- No, it makes sense! It is the opposite of how we are, and that is how he is changing us so far, he is making us be the opposite! 

Bill- Farquaad, you are a genius  

Farquaad- I know, it is my middle name  

Hook- So we just be kind for the rest of the trip 

Bill- Yep  

Trunchbull- I don’t know if I can take that  

Hook- I don’t even know how to smile properly! 

Bill- Well best get practicing, we need to keep moving! 

They follow behind crying  

 

 

 

Act 1 Scene 10 

The group run and find themselves near water, they need to pass through the water to get to the other side. 

Scar- Erm guys, I can’t swim 

Bill- Me either  

Farquaad- my hair is too expensive to get wet! 

Hook- Guys it’s fine! 

Trunchbull- How is it fine? We can’t swim 

Hook- Look! (He points to a ship

Scar- A boat 

Hook- It is not a boat it is a ship! 

Scar- sorry, ship 

Hook- And it is my beautiful ship! Wait, that means Smee might be there too! Smee! Smee! 

The group run after him, onto the boat  

 

 

Act 1 Scene 11 

Hook- Oh Smee! I am back baby! Smee? 

He walks backwards and him and Jack walk into one another, they both jump and scream  

Jack- Who are you  

Hook- Who are you  

Jack- I asked you first  

Hook- I asked you first  

Bill- Who is this guy? 

Hook- I am the person who’s ship this is  

Jack- Well this is my ship 

Hook- No it is mine! 

Jack- Erm no it is not! 

Hook- It is too 

Jack- Is not  

I AM A PIRATE (PIRATES THEME SONG DANCE FIGHT) 

(the pair continue to argue) 

Trunchbull- (Whistles) SILENCE  

The pair go silent  

Bill- Who are you? 

Jack- I am Captain Jack Sparrow  

Hook- What are you doing on MY boat Sparrow  

Scar- Ship  

Hook- Right  

Jack- Well I saw the ship and I needed to get through this water, but it seems that I need a key to make the thing go 

Hook- Oh, so you were just going to steal it, was you?! 

Jack- No, actually I am trying to find some writer guy 

Bill- Writer guy 

Jack- Yeah, the one who writes the stories  

Bill- Why are you looking for a writer guy? 

Jack- Because he made me seem bad! I mean, I might steal a few bits of gold here and there but really, I have a good heart 

Hook- So he is looking for the same guy as us?  

Jack- yes! 

Farquaad- So he can come with us then! 

Bill- So where is the key? 

Jack- Well some small people came and stole it. I tried to capture a few so that they would tell me who they are and who took it, but they just kept laughing and blaming this shadow. So, I set them free because, I can’t do nothing with a shadow and a shadow surely can’t steal nothing 

Hook- No, no, no, no. NO!  

Jack- What? 

Hook- That ain’t no ‘shadow’ that is that stupid ‘Peter Pan’ and his silly little fairy.  

Jack- No there was really no one there, just some small boys  

Hook- Yep, and his little army of Lost boys. I can’t believe you just let them get away.  

Bill- But who are they  

Hook- Only the person I have been trying to fight for YEARS! 

Scar- I think now is your chance bud (He points to Peter and a small group of lost boys) 

Peter- Tink, Tink, where are you Tink? 

Lost boy 1- Tink, where are you? 

Lost boy 2- Maybe she is hiding in the bushes? 

Lost boy 1- Or maybe she has been taken by 

Peter- Don't say it  

Lost boy 2- By Captain 

Peter- Don't  

Lost boy 1- Hook 

Peter- I don’t think that Hook will have Tink, she must just have already followed the map to Neverland! I'm sure that when we get there, she will be there waiting for us. 

Hook- Little does he know that his little friend is captured on my ship! 

Bill- I didn’t know Farquaad was friends with Captain Hook 

Hook- Funny. 

Peter- Oh boys, I really do hope we find her! I cannot go anywhere without my Tink! 

Hook- What a shame little Peter and now she has fallen right into my hands! Finally, I will be able to capture Peter Pan and rule Neverland forever (Evil laugh) 

Trunchbull- Erm dude, aren’t you forgetting something? 

Scar- yeah, like how we have to be kind just this one time 

Bill- and how we have to kill them with Kindness 

Hook- But he is right there! 

Trunchbull- That is tempting 

Hook- And just think, we could all live on my Ship! We don’t need to go back to the life we live in these stories, we can stay here forever instead, who’s with me! 

Bill- As lovely as that is, and as much as we are all tempted, Don’t you think it would be so much better to be able to go back home? 

Scar- I do get quite home sick  

Farquaad- But we don’t even know where we are going or why we have these ‘jewels’ or what we do when we see this so-called writer.  

Bill- Well I am not giving up, Hook, don’t you want to be able to see your friends Smee again?  

Hook- Well I do miss my friend 

Scar- Then we need to push through and kill this writer with Kindness  

Trunchbull- Yep, now I feel sick again! 

Hook- I don’t think I can do it, someone is going to have to teach me, I don’t know at all how to be kind, like what act of kindness can I do for Peter Pan? I could make him walk the plank? 

Scar- Good plan! 

Bill- NO!  

Hook-I could, feed him to the crocodiles, they are hungry and then I would be helping them out 

Bill- NO 

Hook- BOO, then what? I simply don’t know what! 

Bill- Look at him, he just wants to find his friend, so why don’t you get him back to his friend? 

Hook- But I worked hard to capture that flying fairy! 

Bill- I know, but right now, you need to help him find her and be kind, ok? 

Hook- Ok. (He goes over to Peter

Well hello Peter 

Peter- Hook! What are you doing here? 

Hook- I heard that you are looking for something and I might know where to find it 

Peter- You know where Tink is? 

Hook- Yep 

Peter- Where is she Hook? Free her! 

Hook- Nope, (He looks over to the others who are shaking their heads and angry with him) Fine! I know where she is and I can help you 

Peter- Really? 

Lost boy 1- Peter Pan is going to help us? 

Lost boy 2- How? 

Peter- So Hook, where is she and how can we find her 

Lost boy 1- And how do we know this is not a trap! 

Hook- I can ensure you this is not a trap, look, all you have to do is follow me 

Lost boy 2- What if he captures us? 

Hook- I am not going to because I will be in the front, guiding you to where she is.  

Peter- Really? 

Hook- Really, Let’s go  

WE ARE FOLLOWING THE LEADER  

Hook- (crying)  

Trunchbull- What is the matter with you? 

Hook- I was so close to having him! And now all I have is this silly Jewl!  

Farquaad- Another one?! 

Scar- I wonder what they are for 

Bill- Me too 

Trunchbull- Me three 

Hook- Well letting Peter Pan go and getting some weird Jewl was NOT on my to do list today. 

Bill- Let's keep going guys, common  

Hook throws the Jewl and walks grumpily off, Farquaad goes and puts the Jewl in his pocket 

Farquaad- Guys wait, please no more skulls! Why does it always have to be a path with skulls 

Exit 

 


 

Act 1 Scene 11 

Ursula- I cannot cope with this hideous place; I simply need to be in some sort of water! 

Wicked Witch- Yeah and it is getting so boring now, simply nothing to do at all 

Hannigan- When will the others be back? 

Ursula- They probably won’t even come back 

Hannigan- Funny how they were arguing over who the baddest is. I'm probably more evil than any of them. 

Wicked Witch- Oh yeah? 

Ursula- More wicked than me? 

Hannigan- I'd say so 

Wicked Witch-(laughing) Yeah right, I bet that plant is more evil than you 

Hannigan- What, a plant that can’t move, of course it is.  

Amber- You are just mean to children 

Hannigan- Yes, I HATE THEM. 

Amber- Seems everyone who is evil does. 

Hannigan- And who even are you?  

Amber- I am Miss Teen Hairspray  

Hannigan- So you are a child too 

Amber- No, I am a teenager actually 

Ursula- I hear the parents say that’s the age they are the worst  

Amber- No, we are the best actually, you are just all mean for no reason, like my mother was mean to me because I snatched, well almost snatched the crown from this girl in my school, parents are just mean and don’t let us do what we want  

Mother Gothel- Well darling, mothers do know best  

Amber- Not my mother, she ended up getting us kicked off the TV show 

Ursula- So you didn’t actually win, and you got kicked off 

Amber- well technically yes, but I know deep down that card had my name on it 

Hannigan- of course 

Amber- It did too! 

Hannigan- (Mocking) did too  

Amber storms off and sits on the floor sad 

Ursula- Well that was a tiny bit uncalled for 

Wicked Witch- she is one of us, we need to stick together as a team to make sure that we can go back to our stories 

Ursula- then you can go back to being evil wherever you are best at being evil 

Wicked Witch- Go and be nice to her  

Ursula- Nice? What is being nice? 

Wicked Witch- Like make her smile or something  

Hannigan- I never smile, I don’t know what a smile is  

Wicked Witch- You have never smiled?  

Hannigan- Never  

NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMILE 

Wicked Witch- It suits you, you know  

Mother Gothel- It can be an evil smile too 

Wicked Witch- Us evil characters don’t just have to look scary all the time  

Hannigan- I guess, it felt really weird but a nice weird, Wait, what is this? 

Just got this random Jewl in my pocket for some reason. 

Ursula- Are you sure it wasn’t there before? 

Hannigan- Nope, they made me empty my pockets when I got put here 

Wicked Witch- How strange  

Mother Gothel- So strange 

Hannigan- what should I do with it? 

Mother Gothel- Just keep hold of it for now, you never know if we will need it for something  

Ursula- Like what? 

Mother Gothel- I don’t know! 

 

Act 1 Scene 12 

Farquaad- Where on earth are we now? 

Bill- Not sure, it all looks the same to me  

Scar- And me  

Jack- Well it’s all new to me 

CRUELLA DE VIL 

Bill- What on earth is that noise? 

Cruella enters dancing  

Cruella- Who on earth are you? 

Bill- Who are you? 

Cruella- I asked you first  

Bill- Mocking  

Cruella- I am Cruella 

Bill- Bill Sykes here 

Scar- Scar 

Trunchbull- Ms. Trunchbull here  

Hook- I am Captain Hook 

Farquaad- And I am Lord Farquaad 

Cruella- (Laughing) Oh what a funny little man! You must be about 12, you surely can’t be a man  

Farquaad- Excuse me, I am Lord Farquaad  

Cruella- Well you do not look like the Lords I see  

Scar- Why are you even here anyway? 

Trunchbull- How have you even gotten here 

Jack- And where are we? 

Cruella- Well I was just going for my usual hunt, looking for some beautiful spotty dogs to be turned into a new fur coat, and well I turn the corner and see you  

Jack- And whereabouts do you usually hunt? 

Cruella- well I usually walk around the streets of  

Bill- (Interrupting)  London  

Cruella- Yes, how did you know? 

Bill- I knew these streets looked familiar 

Cruella-You know London? 

Bill- I am from London, born and raised  

Cruella- in the playground is where I spent most of my days  

Bill- What? 

Cruella- Oh just a cool hit song from a show I love, Fresh Prince. No? Ok 

Bill- If we are in London, then we must be near (goes quiet) 

Jack- Who? 

Trunchbull- He's just gone silent  

Scar- Won't talk to no one 

Hook- Hello, earth to Bill 

Jack- You ok? 

Bill- Huh? Yeah, I'm fine  

Trunchbull- You don’t look fine, you look 

All- Angry  

Cruella- I swear he was calm a minute ago 

Hook- Why you so angry now? 

Bill- Don't matter, let’s just keep going  

Cruella- Go where? 

Jack- Ugh, just come with us 

Cruella- Why? 

Jack- Because there ain’t no dog’s you’ll find 

Cruella- I will 

Jack- Wrong, you have been placed here from the writers  

Cruella- What? 

Trunchbull- Listen love, too long to explain but we need to make sure that you don’t stay here or you will never return to your story  

Cruella- Story? 

Trunchbull- Yes, your story, you know, the same story you live day to day 

Cruella- Oh me getting my puppies  

Trunchbull- Yeah! 

Cruella- So I need to come with you to get the puppies  

Trunchbull- Basically yes 

Cruella- Oh easy! Let’s go then  

The group move and hear loud cheering and music from inside a pub  

Farquaad- Oh a party! 

Scar- Sound fun 

Hook- I hate fun  

Jack- Maybe it is a party for the bad guys  

Bill- No! I think I know  

Cruella- What  

Bill- I think, I know who is in there  

Cruella- Who  

Bill-It doesn’t matter who, but I know that I am not strong enough to go in there  

Cruella- Strong enough? 

Bill- No, like, I can’t be nice to them, I really can’t 

Trunchbull- Well you made me  

Scar- And me  

Hook- And me  

Trunchbull- So you will NOT let us down now 

Scar- So get in there  

Bill- no, I can’t, I  

He is pushed into the pub  

Nancy- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my newest, sweetest friend, Oliver  

Oliver- Hello everybody  

Girl 1- Hello Oliver 

Girl 2- What is your full name Oliver  

Oliver- Oliver Twist Ma’am 

Dodger- Well Oliver Twist, I am the Artful Dodger, pleasure to meet you  

Oliver- Pleased to meet you sir 

Dodger- Well Oliver, any friend of Nancy’s is a friend of mine, what brings you here  

Oliver- Well I actually have just come from the orphanage 

Dodger- Well we all come from that way and end up here! Nancy and Fagin help us! 

Oliver- Fagin? 

Dodger- He's great, you are one of us now Oliver, you are one of (goes silent as Bill enters) 

Oliver- Did I do something wrong? 

Nancy- Come on guys, it’s alright, just our mate Bill, doesn’t mean we have to be down now, does it? 

Bill- Who's that? 

Nancy- Who is what? 

Bill- Him  

Oliver- I am Oliver sir, Oliver Twist  

Nancy- I just helped him from the  

Bill-(interrupting) Silence, I can see where you have helped him from  

Bill looks towards the window and sees the others encouraging him to be kind 

And I am just so happy that you have done that, welcome to the family! What’s mine is yours! 

Oliver- Really? I am not too sure  

Bill- Of course! Consider yourself one of us! 

CONSIDER YOURSELF 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act 1 Scene 13 

FEED ME (Git it!) 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act 2 Scene 1 

Wicked Witch- Hey, how long do you guys think it has been now? 

Ursula- I have no idea  

Hannigan- I am no good at keeping track of time  

Amber- Surely, they have to be on their way back now 

Wicked Witch- I am beginning to think we need to send out a search party  

Beetle Juice- I don’t mind going  

Wicked Witch- On your own? 

Beetle Juice- Sure, I don’t mind  

Hannigan- Or some of us could go with you and the rest can stay here  

Wicked Witch- So maybe 2 of us stay and the rest go? Then that will leave more than enough people to cover for us, right? 

Ursula- (counting) Erm, guys, where is everyone? 

Beetle Juice- What you mean? 

Ursula- Like, people are gone! 

Wicked Witch- So people have gone to find where they are without asking us if we want to go, great! We are stuck here for longer! 

Child Catcher- (Walking past) So you really know where all the children are in Duloc? Oh, I would love to make the Baroness happy! You know she sent me to take them as they are banished my land! Oh she will be so happy! 

Evil 1- That is right sir, just this way over here!  

Wicked Witch- What is all that about? Maybe we should follow them  

(Evil 1 and 2 take the Child Catcher over to the plant) 

Evil 2- This way, they are just over here (pushes onto stage) 

Child Catcher- Where? I don’t see no children, I just see a plant, Wait wasn’t this just a small plant like (gets eaten) 

Ursula- Did that plant just? 

Wicked Witch- Yep 

Beetle Juice- Why? 

Ursula- And I bet that is where all the others have gone! 

Beetle Juice- Look! They have the elder wand- They have had Voldemort!!! 

Ursula- So what do we do? We will be next surely  

Beetle Juice- Well it looks like those two are working for it  

Wicked Witch- they clearly haven’t fed a plant before! 

Hannigan- We need to stick together and stay away from them, if they ask us or tempt us to go with them, DO NOT GO.  

Ursula- And take it in turns to keep watch, make sure they don’t take anyone else 

Wicked Witch- Oh I hope they find the writers soon! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act 2 Scene 2 

Hook- You did it Bill! 

Trunchbull- For a moment I really thought that he wasn’t going to  

Bill- Sorry guys 

Jack- You did great 

Farquaad- look!  

Cruella- What is that? 

Scar- Could that be  

Jack- I think we may have finally found 

ALL- The writer  

Cruella- How do we know that? 

Trunchbull- It literally say’s ‘Writer’s cottage’ 

Cruella- Ohhhh  

Jack- So what do we do now? 

Cruella- Like, will he be armed? 

Scar- What if he tries to capture us 

Hook- What if he, like, just makes us go back and that is it? 

Trunchbull- Or it might not be a he? 

Bill- And he might not be evil! 

Trunchbull- They*  

Cruella- So what do we do? 

Bill- Well I think we should firstly  

Farquaad wonders off into the home 

Farquaad- Hello, Mr. Writer, Hello, Oh my goodness- Guys Quick! 

 

 

 

 

Act 2 Scene 3 

Bill- What on earth happened here! 

They help the writer  

Writer- Thank you!  

Cruella- Are you the writer dude? 

Writer- Yes, I am 

Hook- So you are the one that is trying to get rid of us  

Writer- No I  

Cruella- Wait, why should we help him if he wants to get rid of us! 

Writer- Actually, I don’t 

Scar- What? Then why are we here? 

Writer- Well, I was working on ideas for a new story, I haven’t had much luck recently, and well, I (Pauses) Ugh, I can’t say, you will just laugh at me  

Hook- No we won’t! 

Jack- Spit It out  

Writer- Well I usually talk to my plants, tell them my ideas  

Farquaad Laughs 

Farquaad- Sorry 

Writer- And well, the plant just bit me. Well, I thought, this cannot be right, this is a house plant, I mean, it is a strange and exotic house plant as that is my thing, brings out my creative side, but still, I thought how weird, So I just threw it outside. Well then, the next morning, I open the door to go water it and it is gone 

Hook- So you are trying to tell me a plant grew legs and moved 

Writer- Yes! Then the next thing that happens, I am just sat writing away, at my new story and someone comes up behind me and ties me to this chair.  

Hook- Who was it? 

Writer- Didn't see them. And I have been stuck here since.  

Bill- Wait, so you are telling me that you had the idea to remove us, told your plant, and then we are now suddenly removed? 

Writer- Yes! But I didn’t actually write about that, See, I love the villains, and in my story, which I am working on, you guys get the happy endings.  

Cruella- Happy endings? 

Trunchbull- They mean, we get what our heart desires at the end of our stories  

Hook- So I capture Peter? 

Scar- I become King  

Writer- Not exactly, just happy endings for you and the others in your story.  

Bill- Why us? 

Writer- I am fascinated by you lot! See you guys are often deemed as the ‘freaks’ in your stories and well, I related to that in school. In school, I often got called a freak because I loved to read 

Trunchbull- I love reading! 

Cruella- I was picked on for my hair  

Scar- My scar for me  

Farquaad- Wait, that is your name 

Scar- Nickname, it is what people called me  

Hook- People saw me as scary for my Hook, but actually, I LOVE to play the piano 

Writer- Se, we are all beautiful humans and being called a ‘freak’ should not be an insult  

Trunchbull- It should not even be used at all! 

Farquaad- Well I have never been called a ‘freak’ I can assure you that.  

Writer- Oh really? 

Farquaad- Really 

Writer- So no one has ever been mean to you? 

Farquaad- No 

Writer- Really 

Farquaad- Fine! People are rude all the time, they pick on me for my height, but that does not mean that I am a bad person! 

Writer- See, people think you are ‘freaks’ because of our differences, but really, we just want to be treat equally. So, in my story, which I am writing, we get a happy ending too. Because that is what we deserve.  

Bill- So what does any of this have to do with what has happened now? 

Writer- Well, my theory is that we are stuck in some sort of story multiverse. I believe, and this may sound bizarre, that the plant may have something to do with it.  

Bill- How? 

Writer- Well when I was talking to my plants about people being different and judged on being different, he got upset 

Cruella- How can a plant get upset?! 

Writer- It did! So, I am guessing that he has heard my idea about banishing you all and seeing who the baddest is, that it is trying to be the baddest or something 

Bill- That is it! 

Hook- I am lost 

Bill- I am guessing that the plant has tried to make it’s own story so that they are the baddest. Like, they were the only one to know this writer, they was the only one to send us this way, weird that he bit you though 

Scar-Must be a carnivore 

Trunchbull- That is it! You know how he said that only some of us could go, well, I could be wrong here, but what if he is building himself up to be the baddest? 

Scar- I am lost now too 

Jack- Oh, you mean like, eliminate the other bad guys so that they are the ultimate! 

Writer- Well if that is the case, we need to get you back to where the plant is and to stop it! 

Bill- Yes! We need to stop it before it is too late 

Farquaad- But how can we do that? This writer said it themselves, we are just ‘freaks’ 

Writer- Listen, you are not a freak, you are unique and awesome, people out there, your fans, adore you! 

Farquaad- I have fans? 

Writer- Plenty! I am one of them!  

 

FREAK FLAG  

Bill- To Duloc!! 

All- To Duloc!! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act 2 Scene 4 

Ursula- Guys, look how big the plant has gotten 

Hannigan- Move over, I can’t see  

Wicked Witch- I don’t think we can hide from it much longer! 

Hannigan- We just have to hope and prey that they get back soon! 

Beetle Juice- Or find that writer dude 

Ursula- Shh, they’re coming, we need to stay quiet. 

Plant and evil 1,2 enter 

Audrey 2- My plan is finally working  

Evil 1- What plan  

Audrey 2- For me to be the baddest of them all  

Evil 2- But you are the baddest of them all sir 

Audrey 2- See, I told you it is working  

Evil 1- But what about us sir, aren’t we evil? 

Audrey 2- Listen Punk, there is only ONE baddest of the bad guys here and that is me.  

Evil 2- You are right sir  

Evil 1- Now that you have gotten rid of the others, you will easily get rid of those freaks you sent on a wild goose chase 

Audrey 2- I know, Like, how funny that they believed me, a plant, and now, I have become, bigger, stronger and I will forever be the most evil (evil laugh) 

Wicked Witch- He can’t get away with this! 

Ursula- We are going to have to stop him if they are not back soon enough or we are doomed! 

Beetle Juice- I suppose I can go and stand up to him 

Ursula- You are going to go stand up to that huge plant on your own? You see what he did to the others? 

Beetle Juice- Yeah, I’m not scared 

Hannigan- Sure  

Beetle Juice- Fine! Watch this  

Hey you!  

Yeah you, plant thing, look here, you ain’t the baddest  

Audrey 2- Oh really, and who is saying that, some man who has maggots in his teeth?  

Beetle Juice- Ugh, Yeah, what’s that got to do with it? 

Audrey 2- Freak, seize him and bring him to me  

Bill- Not so fast 

Audrey 2- Oh, here is the knight in shining armors trying to save the day. Take you long to figure out my plan? 

Bill- That doesn’t matter, what matters is that we are here to stop you  

Audrey 2- Stop me from what? I am already the baddest  

Trunchbull- Well 

Hook- About that  

Bill- You see, there is someone more bad than you  

Audrey 2- Oh really  

Jack- Really  

Audrey 2- You think that there is someone here, bigger, Badder than me, HA! PROVE IT. 

(Laughs) You think this human is Badder than me?  

Bill- Well you see Plant, this here is that writer you were talking about 

Trunchbull- Turns out this writer has a little friend  

Audrey 2- You are right, he is little  

Farquaad- Not me silly 

Bill- You see, you sending us to him wasn’t wrong after all 

Audrey 2- What are you talking about? What is that? Where did you get that? 

Trunchbull- You see, Bill here, when he first came to Duloc, was the only one that noticed something  

Audrey 2- The smell? 

Farquaad- It does not smell 

Audrey 2- Then what? 

Bill- I noticed that someone had left something, just sitting over by the side of the tree, and well, let’s just say that there was parts missing from this, and I knew, that someone had gone to find the missing parts so that it would work  

Audrey 2- I am so lost 

Bill- You see, I'm talking about this gauntlet, notice how the parts are missing, well my writer friend here told me that a someone important owns this gauntlet and that he is probably the most powerful bad guy he has seen. So I collected the parts, and well 

Audrey 2- Well, what? 

Bill- It is complete  

Audrey 2- So you think some glove is going to stop me 

Writer- you will see 

Audrey 2- Oh I am so scared of a man who writes stories and has a glove 

He puts on the glove and turns into Thanos  

AVENGERS THANOS THEME – BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PLANT 

Bill- What now?  

Writer- Well I guess I make you go back to your stories  

Bill- Wait, why don’t you put us in YOUR story! 

Jack- You said everyone should get a chance at happiness right? 

Writer- Right 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Act 2 Scene 5 

Voice- So from that epic battle came, the ending in which we are left to name.  

For the writer told us the importance of being kind and how each story character should have a happy ending no matter how hard to find. So here is how their stories could go, for the ones in which in fact often steal the show. 

 

Jack got his ship and kept half of the treasure. Cruella became a designer which suited her pleasure.  

Trunchbull won the award for the best hammer thrower in town. Scar now even has a mini crown. 

Bill has his dog and a place in the sun and Farquaad is now a lord and having lots of fun.  

 

So this was the tale, titled ‘After Ever After’, a tale of joy, fun and laughter.  

 

The end.