AFTER EVER AFTER
Characters:
-Narrator -Rafiki
-Knight -Simba
-Bill -Jack
-Miss Hannigan -Peter
-Maleficent -Lost boy 1
-Trunchbull -Lost boy 2
-Captain Hook - Ursula
-Scar - Child Catcher
-Wicked Witch - Amber
-Farquaad -Mother Gothel
-Gingerbread Man - Cruella
-Audrey 2 - Nancy
-Beetlejuice - Oliver
-Evil 1 - Girl 1
-Evil 2 - Girl 2
-Bruce -Dodger
-Matilda -Writer/Thanos
-Lavender
-Kid 1
-Kid 2
-kid 3
Songs
Welcome to Duloc
Bad
Time to say goodbye
School Song
Be prepared
Circle of life/mash up
I am a pirate
We are following the leader
Never fully dressed
Cruella De Vil
Consider yourself
Feed me!
Freak Flag
Avengers/Thanos theme
I'm a Believer
Say my name - Beetlejuice
Act 1 - Scene 1
Narrator- Once upon a time several stories took place, where princesses and princes ruled the space. Where happy endings happened and everyone had joy, a perfect set of stories for any girl or boy. But no one ever stopped to wonder, why things happened the way they did, for who made the characters good and who made the ones from which we want rid. The writers may have set the endings but only for the ones we know. It is the ones in which we in fact boo, who mostly steal the show. So now is the time to wonder what happened to the ones who made people cry. Did they get an ever after? Or are they up there in the sky?
Well here lies the book, in which the writers made. Titled ‘After ever after’ a tale that hides away, for no one wanted to ever know about the ones who got away.
So, take a seat and get ready to learn all about the endings of the ones who need to have their turn.
Act 1- Scene 2
The evil villains are being pushed into the small town of Duloc. They are seen carrying luggage.
Knight- Next. Name. Story. Over there please, NEXT. Name (pauses) NAME
Bill- Me?
Knight- No, the talking tree behind you, yes you! Name
Bill- Bill
Knight- Story
Bill- Huh?
Knight- Story
Bill- What do you mean story
Knight- did you not read the sign as you came in (pulls out a sign) I need to know your name, which I have, and the story you are from
Bill- But I don’t know what story I am from
Knight- All of you have had the same answer, ugh, who are you trying to plot against
Bill- You know I was plotting against someone?
Knight- Of course, you all were!
Bill- I wasn’t going to hurt anyone
Knight- Of course not, villains never have enough power to do that (laughs) now come to think of it, you look a little familiar, I know your story, Oliver Twist
Bill- (Looks around) Where is that little rat! (realises where he is)
Knight- Over there please Bill
Bill- But where is there?
Knight- (sarcastically) Paradise
Bill walks over to where he was pointed to
Bill- (mocking) Paradise, yeah right, this place is a dump (Sitting on top of his suitcase)
Knight- Well you best get used to it Mr. sikes as this is where you will be staying. (He laughs to himself, he then looks at Bill who looks furious, now standing and then gulps)
Bill- I don’t even understand why we are put in this hideous town anyway
(A new villain is being pushed into the town)
Knight- Well Mr. Sikes, by the order of the important people, whom in which I cannot name, it is written that this is where all evil Villains must be banished to at the end of their story.
Miss Hanigan- So we are stuck in this little town forever
Maleficent- Stuck with all these people forever
Knight- Correct
Bill- And you think that we are just going to listen to you and your instructions
Knight-But I'm just
Bill- (Interrupting) And you think that WE are going to just stay here in this land (Laughs) Oh you silly boy, Cya guys, I'm off home (goes to walk away)
Knight- I wouldn't
Bill- (Walking away, not listening and shouting over him) I am not staying in some weird town, No one tells me what to do, I am Bill Sikes, and I am (he exits)
Knight- Do that
Bill is then dropped back into the town and is on the floor
I told you that you shouldn’t do that.
Bill- But how did I even end up back here
Knight- It's how it is written, here is where you must stay, and here is where you will learn
Bill- Learn?
Maleficent- Like a school
(All Laugh)
Knight- No, you will learn the lesson in which the writers are trying to teach you.
Bill- Look, I am not sure who these writers are, but I WANT to go home. So could you please, just spare us the riddles and tell us how to leave
Knight- oh, would you look at that, time for my shift to end, bye (he disappears into thin air as Bill swings for him)
Bill- Where did he go? He hiding? Come on, let’s not play games now, let's just have a bit of fun
Maleficent- erm he’s gone dude
Miss Hanigan- yeah, don’t waste your time on him
Singing can be heard
Trunchbull- What is that hideous noise I can hear from the distance?
Captain Hook- Is that singing?
Bill- Sounds like cats being strangled
Scar- Smells like humans
Wicked Witch- Maybe they know how we leave this town
Bill- Right everyone, let's follow that noise!
(They exit)
Act 1 Scene 3
Scene setting- Lord Farquaad's castle. He is sat telling a story to Gingerbread man. The Gingerbread man is scared of Lord Farquaad and scared of what might happen next. Farquaad is singing.
Farquaad- (Singing) Because I'm bad, I’m bad, come on!
Gingerbread Man- My ears
Farquaad- And the whole world has to answer right now, Just to tell you once again, Who's bad?
Gingerbread Man- Make it stop, my ears!
Farquaad- Oh make it stop, make it stop. Fine! How about I do this? (he snaps his legs)
Gingerbread Man- You're a monster!
Farquaad- (laughing) Oh you do humor me. Now tell me cookie, where does the princess live
Gingerbread man- Eat me! (spits at him)
Farquaad- now I have tried to play nice, maybe I this will make you talk (he goes to take the buttons)
Gingerbread man- No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
Farquaad- Then Speak!
Gingerbread man- Well I do know about some princess, I heard it from, from
Farquaad- From who?
Gingerbread man- Do you know the muffin man?
Farquaad- The muffin man?
Gingerbread man- who lives on Dury Lane, well she's married to the muffin man and
(loud commotion noise interrupts)
Farquaad- Ah yes! This is it! This must be my princess now! Simon, fetch me my robe, Link, get my dancers ready and take this cookie down to the dungeon, we had better welcome this princess to her new home. Oh cookie, it's show time!
Welcome to Duloc
(At the end of the dance, the evil villains appear with suitcases and create a loud commotion as to who everyone is and where they are)
Farquaad- Oh Princess, I'm here, Princess (Realises that there is lots of evil characters there) Wait a minute, who are you? Hello? Who are you?
Bill- Who are we? Who are you
Farquaad- well, I asked you first.
Miss Hannigan- Who is this strange little man talking to us?
Farquaad- Excuse me! I'm not a strange little man.
Captain Hook- Look at his little hat too
Farquaad- It's a beret actually, but no one is listening to me, who are you people?!
Maleficent- Listen here you little man, we don’t want to be dumped in this, hideous little land either.
Bill- And we don’t fully understand why we have been dumped here either. I've never met any of these people in my life.
Miss Trunchbull- Nor me.
All Villains- nor me
Farquaad- SILENCE! Well, I am not sure why you have been dumped in my town but since you are all on my property, I order you to remove yourselves at once. Simon, see these freaks away from the town.
All Villains- (Laughing)
Farquaad- Well move!
Hook- Don't you think we tried
Maleficent- Well, He tried (points to Bill) but then he got put straight back here in your little town.
Farquaad- then try harder, this is my land, and I wish you off my property at once! My princess is coming soon, and you Best not be here for her arrival
Hook- (laughing) A princess
Trunchbull- You think that you are going to meet a princess
Farquaad- I am going to marry a princess actually
All Villains- (Laugh)
Farquaad- what is so funny
Bill- You are not going to marry a princess
Farquaad- I will, just you wait and see, you will all see! Now please leave my land at once!
Bill- Listen here, we cannot leave, we have tried, we don’t want to be here, we don’t understand who put us here and we just want to find a way home
Farquaad- well who dumped you here
Hannigan- no one! We just ended up here
Farquaad- sure
Hook- we are not lying
Farquaad- so what happened?
All the characters talk at once. Bill whistles. Silence.
Bill- Look, I don’t know how or what happened, but I just ended up in some line and this knight asked for my name
Hook- then he asked for my story
Farquaad- Story? What story?
All- That's what we said
Bill- And then he asked me who I was plotting against
Farquaad- gasps, they know about plotting?
All nod
Bill- Then he said that he recognised me
Hook- And me
Hannigan- And me
All- and us
Bill- and then he told me that he
All- knew my story
Farquaad- so who is this guy?
Bill- Didn't catch a name
Hook- Couldn't see his face either
Farquaad- so did he say anything else?
Hannigan- he told me to ‘sit over there’
Scar- he did mention something about ‘the one who cannot be named’
Bill- that part threw me too, who could he mean?
Trunchbull- the one who cannot be named?
Farquaad- maybe he means Voldemort?
Scar- No, Voldemort is over there
Farquaad- maybe Beetlejuice?
Scar- who?
Farquaad- Beetlejuice
Scar- who is that?
Farquaad- don't say it
Scar- Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice- Did somebody call
Farquaad- well it can’t be him!
Bill- He said something about some writers
Farquaad- what is a writer
Bill- I am not entirely sure
Trunchbull- did none of you go to school? He is referring to a writer is someone who has written something.
Bill- Like
Trunchbull- Like a book or a poem
Farquaad- so this writer of books or poems, why has he put you here
Bill- He mentioned about learning a lesson
Trunchbull- Well if they think that I am going to teach you maggots, they are sadly mistaken. You are simply too hard to teach!
Hannigan- Look, can we just go now, I'm bored
Farquaad- Yes, please go
Bill- We can’t remember
Scar- Erm guys, have you seen the new guy?
Hook- What new guy?
Scar- I am guessing some sort of recruit
Hook- I can’t see no new guy
Scar- He is there (points)
Bill- Where?
Scar- He is right there
Farquaad- I can’t see no one, just a plant in the way
Scar- He is the plant!
All-Laugh
Farquaad- Why on earth would a plant be put here?
Scar- I am guessing for the same reason we are here
Bill- But we are still trying to figure that out
Farquaad- So how will we know
Audrey 2- (VOICE) I know
Farquaad- oh good! Someone that finally knows, now which one of you said that?
Audrey 2- Me
Farquaad- Who?
Audrey 2- Me
Farquaad- Stop playing, who said that
All- It wasn’t us
Audrey 2- I told you, it was me
Bill- Erm, did that
Farquaad- Yep, that plant talked
Hook- How strange
Scar- How interesting
Farquaad- I don’t understand how a plant can talk
Audrey 2- Well best believe it pal. I can’t walk but I sure can talk and you all best start listening to me
Farquaad- why would we listen and take advice from a plant (laughing)
Audrey 2- Because YOU all need me
Bill- We need you?
Hook- Don't you need us to water you to survive
Audrey 2- Listen pal, I am the only one around here who has the information
Bill- What information?
Audrey 2- On why we are all here
Farquaad- well we were just figuring that one out
Audrey 2- You are all here, in this town for a reason
Bill-Which is?
Audrey 2- You are here because you are the baddest in your lands
All- (arguing over who is the baddest)
Bill- I do like being bad
Scar- Being bad is in our veins
Hook- I live to be bad
BAD
Farquaad- Ok, so they are bad
Audrey 2- And you
Farquaad- I wouldn’t say I am bad, I am just
Bill- Just what
Audrey 2- Lonely
Farquaad- Hey! That’s mean
Audrey 2- (laughing)
Farquaad- So we are bad then, but what makes a plant bad? Did you spike someone with your thorns?
Audrey 2- No
Hook- Then what did he do?
Audrey 2- Look punks, if you want to get home, you’re just going to have to do as the writer says
All- Writer?
Audrey 2- Yes
Farquaad- The one in which we cannot name
Audrey 2- Yes, the writer decides our fate
Farquaad- and what if we don’t do what this writer guy says
Bill- and why does he only want the bad guys
Hannigan- and Girls
Audrey 2- Only the writer can decide that
Bill- So what now? We just sit here and wait?
Audrey 2- Yes
Bill- Well I am not waiting around.
Farquaad- Me neither, I am going to see the writer guy and have you all removed from my land and get you back to your ‘stories’ forever!
All- Cheer
Farquaad- Who is with me?!
All- Cheer
Bill- Then let's go!
Hook- But I thought we couldn’t leave
Scar- And I thought that we don’t know where this guy is
Audrey 2- I know where he is
Farquaad- And where would that be?
Audrey 2- He lives in the tallest tower at the end of the deep Forest
Farquaad- Nothing that I haven’t beaten before. (turns and whispers to the others) I climbed up the highest tower to meet my princess
Audrey 2- Oh, stop lying, you sent an ogre to do your dirty work
Farquaad- Gasps
Bill- That is great that we know where he lives, but we cannot leave
Audrey 2- Well, some of you can
Bill- Why some of us?
Audrey 2- Well, we just have to cover for you
Bill- Cover for us?
Audrey 2- You see, when the knight comes, he takes the register, we just need to say you are here and then you will be fine
Bill- And what if he finds out that we are missing
Audrey 2- Then that's a risk you are going to have to take if you want to go back to your story
Farquaad- So then who is coming?
Bill- I am
Scar- I will come too
Hook- I guess I could join
Trunchbull- And I will go for us women
Audrey 2- Excellent! Now be as quick as you can, because if they start searching, who knows what will happen!
Time to say goodbye
Act 1 Scene 4
The characters are beginning their travels along the woods. Each of them are silent as they come to a stop.
Farquaad- Right, So I guess we just do as that plant thing says
Scar- I can’t believe we are taking instructions, from a plant
Hook- I just can’t get my head around why we are even here.
Scar- Me either
Bill- Look, I'm guessing we will find this out when we meet this story guy.
Trunchbull- So we just walk in the middle of nowhere till we find him?
Bill- I guess
Hook- At least this place is sign posted, which way do you guys want to go?
Farquaad- Erm, I mean we could go down this yellow brick road
Scar- Oh no, following a yellow brick road was so last year.
Hook- So which way then?
Bill and Hook begin arguing until they both stop in silence.
Scar- Well this is fun
Bill- fun?
Scar- The silence, it’s awkwardddddddd
Trunchbull- I quite like the silence; it reminds me of how I used to get the kiddies to act in the classroom. Sitting up, facing forward and in absolute silence.
Hook- The kiddies?
Trunchbull- Yes, children
Farquaad- Your own children?
Trunchbull- No, I HATE children, the children from the school where I was the headteacher.
Scar- What is a head teacher?
Trunchbull- The person in charge of the school?
Farquaad- Oh I could never
Hook- Oh, the one who bosses people around?
Trunchbull- No
Scar- The one who makes the rules
Hook- I think so
Farquaad- I make all my rules
Bill- So how did you become a headteacher? What made you want to teach? If you hate children like you say you do?
Trunchbull- I never really wanted to teach; more teach them a lesson in respect. You see, I was the greatest shotput thrower of my generation, One of the BEST Olympic athletes of my time and me. I despised children. They are mean, foul smelling and rude.
Bill- So why?
Trunchbull- To teach them a lesson dummy. You see, I have the power over them little monsters. They think they can be rude to me, I teach them how to really behave. No kid gets out of line in my school. No kid ever answers back in my school, you know why?
All- Why?
Trunchbull- Because I teach them fear.
Farquaad- Oh, so you’re a mean teacher
Trunchbull- (laughs) I wouldn’t say mean. More, strict, disciplined. And there is nothing I love more than tormenting children.
Scar- So what’s your story?
Trunchbull- You want to know about me?
Scar- Yeah
Trunchbull- No one ever asks about me
Bill- Or me
Hook- Or me
Scar- But why
Trunchbull- Because we are the ‘bad guys’
Farquaad- See I still don’t understand all this bad guy thing, like I’m not bad and I know a plant can’t be bad
Bill- Look, we are all bad here mate
Hook- Yes matey, not one of us is good
Farquaad- Well I think I am
Trunchbull- You wouldn’t be here if you were
Farquaad- Well I think they got it wrong.
Bill- Guys look, you can stand here all day debating and talking, but I want to go back to my dog, He’s on his own and it’s cold outside ok.
Hook- So which way are we going then? Because we clearly can’t decide.
Scar- Why don’t we vote
Trunchbull- I am happy with that
Bill- Fine
Hook- Sure
Scar- So hands up if you want to go down the path that has a unicorn on
(Farquaad raises his hand)
Hands up to go down the path with a flower on
Hands up to go down the path with a skull on
Bill- Well I think that is decided
Farquaad- A skull? Really, why not the unicorn (they already have walked away) Guys, wait, please, don’t leave me.
He exits, following the others
Act 1 Scene 5
Evil 1- How long do you think it will take them to get to this writer person?
Evil 2- Yeah, shouldn’t more of us have gone with them?
Evil 1- Maybe we should all go
Audrey 2- Now listen here punks, ain’t none of you leaving this land.
Evil 1- Who put you in charge?
Evil 2- Yeah, what makes you think we will listen to a tiny little plant?
Audrey 2- You will regret saying that.
Evil 1- Oh really?
Audrey 2- Yes really!
Evil 2- What are you going to do? Prick us with your thorns? Make us cry?
Evil 1- Nah, probably make us all suffer with hay fever
Evil 2- Yeah, like who is even scared of a little plant, thinking he is the baddest, like anyone is scared of him, listen pal, you have probably just been put here to make the place look nice, like what type of plant are you anyway (they lean closer and the plant bites them)
Hey!
Audrey 2- Now listen punks, you two want to make it out alive?
Both- Yes
Audrey 2- Now I am the baddest in this town, and I tell you now, EVERYONE will know that too. You think there is some writer?
They nod
Well, I made that up. I don’t know where no writer is, But I do know that we are all supposed to be bad and to me, there can only be One who is the most bad.
Now if you two want to stay alive and make it off this island, you are going to help me. You understand?
Evil 1- Help you how?
Audrey 2- Well, you need to keep me alive
Evil 2- How can we do that if this writer person is going to banish all the ‘villains?
Audrey 2- Haven't you ever had a plant before?
Evil 1- Yeah but, I still don’t get it.
Audrey 2- Well, you are both in charge of feeding me
Evil 2- Oh easy, I'll go get some water now
Audrey 2- Not water
Evil 1- Plant food?
Audrey 2- No, must be blood
Evil 2- Are you serious?
Audrey 2- Must be fresh
Evil 1- Where can we get that from?
Audrey 2- Figure it out punk!
Act 1 Scene 6
The group are walking down the red road where they suddenly are brought to a halt. They come to hear a group running around and laughing.
Scar- What is that noise?
Bill- I can’t hear anything
Hook- Me either
Scar- Well I can
Trunchbull- Oh I can hear something now
Bill- Yeah me too
Hook- What is that?
Scar- Whatever it is, it is getting closer
Bill- How can you tell?
Scar- Well it’s kind of an animal thing
Farquaad- What if it is that writer person?
Bill- I didn’t think of that
Trunchbull- Won't they send us back if it is them?
Hook- And we have come all this way
Farquaad- I do NOT want to have to walk down this creepy path no more
Bill- Let's just hide in the bushes over there until they pass
Scar- Well you best be quick; I can smell them getting closer
They run and hide in the bushes. The group of small children run onto the stage.
Bruce- I can’t find the ball anywhere!
Matilda- Where did it even go?
Lavender- I'm not sure, why don’t we split up and look for it
Matilda- I don’t think that’s a good idea, this wood looks a little creepy
Bruce- And it’s cold
Lavender- Then let’s just stick together
Bruce- I never even knew that she could throw that far
Lavender- That is nothing.
Trunchbull- Little maggots!
Matilda- Did you hear something?
Bruce- No?
Hook- Who are they?
Trunchbull- They are little Maggots, that’s what they are.
Bill- You know them?
Farquaad- They just look like children
Trunchbull- Yes. The exact children which are foul smelling and rude
Lavender- We really need to find this ball and quick! If we don’t find it soon, she will throw us all in the Chokey
Bruce- I can’t go back in the Chokey
Matilda- What is the Chokey?
Lavender- It is a cupboard which has nails sticking in. It is the worst place ever to be!
Bruce- And she will put you in there if you don’t find the ball. You must be able to survive Phys Ed.
Matilda- This isn’t Phys Ed? She sounds horrific. Aren’t teachers supposed to be kind?
Bruce- Oh some of them are, like our teacher Miss Honey.
Matilda- Doesn't she teach this class?
Lavender- Nope. That is her specialty, and that is how she got her nickname.
Matilda-What nickname?
Scar- Who are they talking about?
Trunchbull -Me (same time as the kids)
Kids- The Trunchbull
3 More children run into the woods.
Kid 1- What are you guys doing?
Kid 2- You have been ages!
Kid 3- And she is going to come throw you all in the Chokey if you don’t get out now!
Lavender- But we can’t find the ball
Kid 1- She has it there! Are you trying to get us all in trouble?
Matilda- No, I just picked it up
Kid 2- Listen. You need to be able to survive in this school. Being quick will help you.
Matilda- But why is she so mean? I got told I was going to go to a nice school, with a nice teacher and learn, not be forced to play fetch for some shotput balls.
Kid 3- Well, they lied.
Kid 2- Listen kid, you need to toughen up or you will never survive the Trunchbull
School Song
Scar- You really do terrify the living daylight out of them kids
Bill- They are just kids
Farquaad- Why are they even here?
Hook- Good question. Why are they here?
Trunchbull- They need to be in class, or I will throw them all in the Chokey!
Hook- Shhhh. You don’t want to get us caught
Bill- Wait a minute
Farquaad- What
Bill- What if the writer has placed them here?
Trunchbull- For me to throw in the Chokey? That would be spoiling me
Hook- Oh You are so evil, I love it!
Bill- Well now we know what is at the end of these woods. Let’s Go!
They exit
Act 1 Scene 7
In the school
Lavender- Oh no! The Trunchbull is not here!
Kid 1- I bet she has gone to get the Chokey ready
Matilda- But that is not fair, we we’re only gone a few minuets
Bruce- Erm, guys, she's coming
Kid 2- Try not to panic
Kid 3- Everyone stand up straight, uniform smart and DO NOT smile
They enter
Trunchbull- Oh children
Bruce- We are
Trunchbull- Shhhh, I don’t want to hear it. I just want to know
Scar- I bet she is going to scream at them now! Where is the popcorn?
Bill- She is going to throw them in the Chokey
Hook- She is bad if she does that! And I(coughs), I mean we, LOVE bad!
Kid 1- Know what Miss Trunchbull
Trunchbull- Why are you outside in this weather with no coats on? It is freezing and you are going to catch a death of a cold!
The kids look at each other confused
Hook- Erm, what just happened. I thought she said she was bad?
Bruce- Aren't you mad that we are late?
Trunchbull- Why would I be mad? I am just glad you are here and ready to learn! Now please children, go in, and remember to have a positive day of learning!
The kids look confused
Matilda- But what about the Chokey
Trunchbull- Chokey? The Chokey is gone!
Kids all cheer and run inside.
Bill- Erm, what was that?
Trunchbull- I don’t know! Something just came over me and like forced me to be nice.
Hook- Sure! I bet you are a nice teacher all along. Well at least we know who isn’t the baddest of us all!
Trunchbull- Hey! I am bad! I feel like I'm going to be sick
Scar- A bad person wouldn’t have been nice to them
Bill- That is it!
Farquaad- What?
Bill- Maybe the writer guy is changing what we do in our stories.
Scar- Is that even possible?
Bill- I guess anything is possible.
Trunchbull- So I'm going to have to be good forever? (faints)
Bill- Look, let’s just keep going and maybe that writer person can make you bad again
Scar- So where now?
Hook- I'm not sure, but to me, this all seems a bit pointless
Bill- Pointless? Nothing is Pointless!
Farquaad- Hmmm, then how come we are not freed?
Bill- I don’t know
Hook- And why have you turned soft?
Trunchbull- I am not soft! I told you, I’m not sure what came over me, I couldn’t control my own brain for a moment and then boom! I'm nice to those maggots! I like, actually, think I could puke!
Farquaad- And how come I have this random Jewl in my pocket? Oh no way, are they giving us rewards for this? Are we going to be rich?
Bill- Look, it doesn’t matter what happened, And make sure you keep that with you, you never know, we might need it! All that matters is that we stick together and be prepared
Be Prepared
(Dialogue whilst the intro is beginning)
Scar- Oh no
Hook- What?
Scar- Why did you say that?
Bill- Say what?
Farquaad- Be prepared?
Scar- Well I guess this is my cue
Song Finish
Scar- This way
They follow down a new path
Farquaad- Why does every sign have to have some sort of skull or bones on there?
Act1 Scene 8
Audrey 2 has grown, the evil characters helping are covered in bandages
Evil 1- I can’t keep doing this, I don’t know how you can drink blood each day
Audrey 2- Well I can grow up big and strong! You humans have blood running through your veins, not me, I am a plant, and this blood will help me become the ruler of them all.
Evil 2- No, I am not doing it no more, I can’t, we are bigger than you, I’m just going to put you over here, in the corner, in the sunlight and you can suffer on your own.
(They take the plant over, and the plant eats them)
Audrey 2- Burps, so you going to help me?
They nod
Good!
Act 1 Scene 9
Farquaad is running on after the group, the group are hidden away to make him jump
Farquaad- Guys! You need to wait up. I only have little legs. Guys? Hello? (Something pokes him, and he screams). What was that?
The group jump out laughing
Scar- You are too funny to wind up!
Hook-Did you see his face! It was hilarious
Trunchbull- That actually did make me feel a bit better
Bill- Guys, I thought the plan was to do it just to him not to me?
Scar- What you mean
Bill- Well one of you poked me
Hook- Well it wasn’t me
Trunchbull- Or me
Scar- I'm over here so it wasn’t me
Farquaad- Well it can’t be me; I’m not part of this stupid game.
Bill- So who was it?
He turns around to see Rafiki in the distance with his walking stick.
HIDE!
Rafiki comes forward humming a simple tune. Simba runs on, following him.
Rafiki- Now listen, it is written that you will now be king.
Simba- Why me?
Rafiki- Because you are your father's son. You are the next heir to the throne.
Simba- I'm going to be a king?
Rafiki- Right
Simba- Cool! But what about Uncle Scar, He said to me that he was next?
Scar- Because I am next! I did all the hard work, and it is me who should be king!
Hook- What did you do?
Scar- Shhh, not now
Rafiki- He was lying, it was you who will now rule all the land.
Scar- He is lying! How is this buffoon lying to him!
Bill- I think it is a baboon
Simba- But how?
Rafiki- Because it is your destiny.
Scar-I cannot listen to this no longer! (He jumps out, angry, walking towards Simba and Rafiki) Oh isn’t that funny
Simba- Uncle Scar? What’s funny?
Scar- That you think you will (he switches) The fact that I thought that I was going to be king
Hook- Uh-Oh
Bill- I don’t think he was supposed to say that
Rafiki- You are right Scar, as much as you want to be king, it cannot be you
Simba- Why?
Scar- Because it is you who must be king Simba. I was wrong and selfish
Rafiki- Simba, it is simply the circle of life
Circle of Life/ mash up
They exit during the dance and scar is left on his own, the others slowly appear from their hiding spots at a time. He is sat, lonely and crying.
Farquaad- Is he ok?
Hook- I thought lions are supposed to be tough
Bill- Hey big guy, are you ok
Scar- I'm fine!
Trunchbull- You don’t look fine
Scar- Well I am! I just don’t know what came over me! Anytime anyone spoke about being king I would jump at the chance to make the crown mine and tell them it’s mine. I have Never given up that easy! I am the alpha male. I hate that little ball of fur! He just comes along and steals the crown, like how is that fair? I just, this writer guy, I hate him even more.
Bill- Well, that is more of a reason for us to find him
Hook- And make you king!
Trunchbull- and put a stop to all this ‘kindness’
Farquaad- Yeah, maybe we should kill him with kindness and see how he likes it
Silence
Bill- what did you say
Farquaad- I just said yeah
Bill- No, you said a good point
Farquaad- I was only joking
Hook- What did he say
Farquaad- I just said why don’t we kill him with kindness
Bill- That is it! Maybe this whole thing, we just need to be super kind!
Trunchbull- Oh I'm going to be sick again
Hook- Not more kindness!
Scar- No, it makes sense! It is the opposite of how we are, and that is how he is changing us so far, he is making us be the opposite!
Bill- Farquaad, you are a genius
Farquaad- I know, it is my middle name
Hook- So we just be kind for the rest of the trip
Bill- Yep
Trunchbull- I don’t know if I can take that
Hook- I don’t even know how to smile properly!
Bill- Well best get practicing, we need to keep moving!
They follow behind crying
Act 1 Scene 10
The group run and find themselves near water, they need to pass through the water to get to the other side.
Scar- Erm guys, I can’t swim
Bill- Me either
Farquaad- my hair is too expensive to get wet!
Hook- Guys it’s fine!
Trunchbull- How is it fine? We can’t swim
Hook- Look! (He points to a ship)
Scar- A boat
Hook- It is not a boat it is a ship!
Scar- sorry, ship
Hook- And it is my beautiful ship! Wait, that means Smee might be there too! Smee! Smee!
The group run after him, onto the boat
Act 1 Scene 11
Hook- Oh Smee! I am back baby! Smee?
He walks backwards and him and Jack walk into one another, they both jump and scream
Jack- Who are you
Hook- Who are you
Jack- I asked you first
Hook- I asked you first
Bill- Who is this guy?
Hook- I am the person who’s ship this is
Jack- Well this is my ship
Hook- No it is mine!
Jack- Erm no it is not!
Hook- It is too
Jack- Is not
I AM A PIRATE (PIRATES THEME SONG DANCE FIGHT)
(the pair continue to argue)
Trunchbull- (Whistles) SILENCE
The pair go silent
Bill- Who are you?
Jack- I am Captain Jack Sparrow
Hook- What are you doing on MY boat Sparrow
Scar- Ship
Hook- Right
Jack- Well I saw the ship and I needed to get through this water, but it seems that I need a key to make the thing go
Hook- Oh, so you were just going to steal it, was you?!
Jack- No, actually I am trying to find some writer guy
Bill- Writer guy
Jack- Yeah, the one who writes the stories
Bill- Why are you looking for a writer guy?
Jack- Because he made me seem bad! I mean, I might steal a few bits of gold here and there but really, I have a good heart
Hook- So he is looking for the same guy as us?
Jack- yes!
Farquaad- So he can come with us then!
Bill- So where is the key?
Jack- Well some small people came and stole it. I tried to capture a few so that they would tell me who they are and who took it, but they just kept laughing and blaming this shadow. So, I set them free because, I can’t do nothing with a shadow and a shadow surely can’t steal nothing
Hook- No, no, no, no. NO!
Jack- What?
Hook- That ain’t no ‘shadow’ that is that stupid ‘Peter Pan’ and his silly little fairy.
Jack- No there was really no one there, just some small boys
Hook- Yep, and his little army of Lost boys. I can’t believe you just let them get away.
Bill- But who are they
Hook- Only the person I have been trying to fight for YEARS!
Scar- I think now is your chance bud (He points to Peter and a small group of lost boys)
Peter- Tink, Tink, where are you Tink?
Lost boy 1- Tink, where are you?
Lost boy 2- Maybe she is hiding in the bushes?
Lost boy 1- Or maybe she has been taken by
Peter- Don't say it
Lost boy 2- By Captain
Peter- Don't
Lost boy 1- Hook
Peter- I don’t think that Hook will have Tink, she must just have already followed the map to Neverland! I'm sure that when we get there, she will be there waiting for us.
Hook- Little does he know that his little friend is captured on my ship!
Bill- I didn’t know Farquaad was friends with Captain Hook
Hook- Funny.
Peter- Oh boys, I really do hope we find her! I cannot go anywhere without my Tink!
Hook- What a shame little Peter and now she has fallen right into my hands! Finally, I will be able to capture Peter Pan and rule Neverland forever (Evil laugh)
Trunchbull- Erm dude, aren’t you forgetting something?
Scar- yeah, like how we have to be kind just this one time
Bill- and how we have to kill them with Kindness
Hook- But he is right there!
Trunchbull- That is tempting
Hook- And just think, we could all live on my Ship! We don’t need to go back to the life we live in these stories, we can stay here forever instead, who’s with me!
Bill- As lovely as that is, and as much as we are all tempted, Don’t you think it would be so much better to be able to go back home?
Scar- I do get quite home sick
Farquaad- But we don’t even know where we are going or why we have these ‘jewels’ or what we do when we see this so-called writer.
Bill- Well I am not giving up, Hook, don’t you want to be able to see your friends Smee again?
Hook- Well I do miss my friend
Scar- Then we need to push through and kill this writer with Kindness
Trunchbull- Yep, now I feel sick again!
Hook- I don’t think I can do it, someone is going to have to teach me, I don’t know at all how to be kind, like what act of kindness can I do for Peter Pan? I could make him walk the plank?
Scar- Good plan!
Bill- NO!
Hook-I could, feed him to the crocodiles, they are hungry and then I would be helping them out
Bill- NO
Hook- BOO, then what? I simply don’t know what!
Bill- Look at him, he just wants to find his friend, so why don’t you get him back to his friend?
Hook- But I worked hard to capture that flying fairy!
Bill- I know, but right now, you need to help him find her and be kind, ok?
Hook- Ok. (He goes over to Peter)
Well hello Peter
Peter- Hook! What are you doing here?
Hook- I heard that you are looking for something and I might know where to find it
Peter- You know where Tink is?
Hook- Yep
Peter- Where is she Hook? Free her!
Hook- Nope, (He looks over to the others who are shaking their heads and angry with him) Fine! I know where she is and I can help you
Peter- Really?
Lost boy 1- Peter Pan is going to help us?
Lost boy 2- How?
Peter- So Hook, where is she and how can we find her
Lost boy 1- And how do we know this is not a trap!
Hook- I can ensure you this is not a trap, look, all you have to do is follow me
Lost boy 2- What if he captures us?
Hook- I am not going to because I will be in the front, guiding you to where she is.
Peter- Really?
Hook- Really, Let’s go
WE ARE FOLLOWING THE LEADER
Hook- (crying)
Trunchbull- What is the matter with you?
Hook- I was so close to having him! And now all I have is this silly Jewl!
Farquaad- Another one?!
Scar- I wonder what they are for
Bill- Me too
Trunchbull- Me three
Hook- Well letting Peter Pan go and getting some weird Jewl was NOT on my to do list today.
Bill- Let's keep going guys, common
Hook throws the Jewl and walks grumpily off, Farquaad goes and puts the Jewl in his pocket
Farquaad- Guys wait, please no more skulls! Why does it always have to be a path with skulls
Exit
Act 1 Scene 11
Ursula- I cannot cope with this hideous place; I simply need to be in some sort of water!
Wicked Witch- Yeah and it is getting so boring now, simply nothing to do at all
Hannigan- When will the others be back?
Ursula- They probably won’t even come back
Hannigan- Funny how they were arguing over who the baddest is. I'm probably more evil than any of them.
Wicked Witch- Oh yeah?
Ursula- More wicked than me?
Hannigan- I'd say so
Wicked Witch-(laughing) Yeah right, I bet that plant is more evil than you
Hannigan- What, a plant that can’t move, of course it is.
Amber- You are just mean to children
Hannigan- Yes, I HATE THEM.
Amber- Seems everyone who is evil does.
Hannigan- And who even are you?
Amber- I am Miss Teen Hairspray
Hannigan- So you are a child too
Amber- No, I am a teenager actually
Ursula- I hear the parents say that’s the age they are the worst
Amber- No, we are the best actually, you are just all mean for no reason, like my mother was mean to me because I snatched, well almost snatched the crown from this girl in my school, parents are just mean and don’t let us do what we want
Mother Gothel- Well darling, mothers do know best
Amber- Not my mother, she ended up getting us kicked off the TV show
Ursula- So you didn’t actually win, and you got kicked off
Amber- well technically yes, but I know deep down that card had my name on it
Hannigan- of course
Amber- It did too!
Hannigan- (Mocking) did too
Amber storms off and sits on the floor sad
Ursula- Well that was a tiny bit uncalled for
Wicked Witch- she is one of us, we need to stick together as a team to make sure that we can go back to our stories
Ursula- then you can go back to being evil wherever you are best at being evil
Wicked Witch- Go and be nice to her
Ursula- Nice? What is being nice?
Wicked Witch- Like make her smile or something
Hannigan- I never smile, I don’t know what a smile is
Wicked Witch- You have never smiled?
Hannigan- Never
NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMILE
Wicked Witch- It suits you, you know
Mother Gothel- It can be an evil smile too
Wicked Witch- Us evil characters don’t just have to look scary all the time
Hannigan- I guess, it felt really weird but a nice weird, Wait, what is this?
Just got this random Jewl in my pocket for some reason.
Ursula- Are you sure it wasn’t there before?
Hannigan- Nope, they made me empty my pockets when I got put here
Wicked Witch- How strange
Mother Gothel- So strange
Hannigan- what should I do with it?
Mother Gothel- Just keep hold of it for now, you never know if we will need it for something
Ursula- Like what?
Mother Gothel- I don’t know!
Act 1 Scene 12
Farquaad- Where on earth are we now?
Bill- Not sure, it all looks the same to me
Scar- And me
Jack- Well it’s all new to me
CRUELLA DE VIL
Bill- What on earth is that noise?
Cruella enters dancing
Cruella- Who on earth are you?
Bill- Who are you?
Cruella- I asked you first
Bill- Mocking
Cruella- I am Cruella
Bill- Bill Sykes here
Scar- Scar
Trunchbull- Ms. Trunchbull here
Hook- I am Captain Hook
Farquaad- And I am Lord Farquaad
Cruella- (Laughing) Oh what a funny little man! You must be about 12, you surely can’t be a man
Farquaad- Excuse me, I am Lord Farquaad
Cruella- Well you do not look like the Lords I see
Scar- Why are you even here anyway?
Trunchbull- How have you even gotten here
Jack- And where are we?
Cruella- Well I was just going for my usual hunt, looking for some beautiful spotty dogs to be turned into a new fur coat, and well I turn the corner and see you
Jack- And whereabouts do you usually hunt?
Cruella- well I usually walk around the streets of
Bill- (Interrupting) London
Cruella- Yes, how did you know?
Bill- I knew these streets looked familiar
Cruella-You know London?
Bill- I am from London, born and raised
Cruella- in the playground is where I spent most of my days
Bill- What?
Cruella- Oh just a cool hit song from a show I love, Fresh Prince. No? Ok
Bill- If we are in London, then we must be near (goes quiet)
Jack- Who?
Trunchbull- He's just gone silent
Scar- Won't talk to no one
Hook- Hello, earth to Bill
Jack- You ok?
Bill- Huh? Yeah, I'm fine
Trunchbull- You don’t look fine, you look
All- Angry
Cruella- I swear he was calm a minute ago
Hook- Why you so angry now?
Bill- Don't matter, let’s just keep going
Cruella- Go where?
Jack- Ugh, just come with us
Cruella- Why?
Jack- Because there ain’t no dog’s you’ll find
Cruella- I will
Jack- Wrong, you have been placed here from the writers
Cruella- What?
Trunchbull- Listen love, too long to explain but we need to make sure that you don’t stay here or you will never return to your story
Cruella- Story?
Trunchbull- Yes, your story, you know, the same story you live day to day
Cruella- Oh me getting my puppies
Trunchbull- Yeah!
Cruella- So I need to come with you to get the puppies
Trunchbull- Basically yes
Cruella- Oh easy! Let’s go then
The group move and hear loud cheering and music from inside a pub
Farquaad- Oh a party!
Scar- Sound fun
Hook- I hate fun
Jack- Maybe it is a party for the bad guys
Bill- No! I think I know
Cruella- What
Bill- I think, I know who is in there
Cruella- Who
Bill-It doesn’t matter who, but I know that I am not strong enough to go in there
Cruella- Strong enough?
Bill- No, like, I can’t be nice to them, I really can’t
Trunchbull- Well you made me
Scar- And me
Hook- And me
Trunchbull- So you will NOT let us down now
Scar- So get in there
Bill- no, I can’t, I
He is pushed into the pub
Nancy- Ladies and Gentlemen, this is my newest, sweetest friend, Oliver
Oliver- Hello everybody
Girl 1- Hello Oliver
Girl 2- What is your full name Oliver
Oliver- Oliver Twist Ma’am
Dodger- Well Oliver Twist, I am the Artful Dodger, pleasure to meet you
Oliver- Pleased to meet you sir
Dodger- Well Oliver, any friend of Nancy’s is a friend of mine, what brings you here
Oliver- Well I actually have just come from the orphanage
Dodger- Well we all come from that way and end up here! Nancy and Fagin help us!
Oliver- Fagin?
Dodger- He's great, you are one of us now Oliver, you are one of (goes silent as Bill enters)
Oliver- Did I do something wrong?
Nancy- Come on guys, it’s alright, just our mate Bill, doesn’t mean we have to be down now, does it?
Bill- Who's that?
Nancy- Who is what?
Bill- Him
Oliver- I am Oliver sir, Oliver Twist
Nancy- I just helped him from the
Bill-(interrupting) Silence, I can see where you have helped him from
Bill looks towards the window and sees the others encouraging him to be kind
And I am just so happy that you have done that, welcome to the family! What’s mine is yours!
Oliver- Really? I am not too sure
Bill- Of course! Consider yourself one of us!
CONSIDER YOURSELF
Act 1 Scene 13
FEED ME (Git it!)
Act 2 Scene 1
Wicked Witch- Hey, how long do you guys think it has been now?
Ursula- I have no idea
Hannigan- I am no good at keeping track of time
Amber- Surely, they have to be on their way back now
Wicked Witch- I am beginning to think we need to send out a search party
Beetle Juice- I don’t mind going
Wicked Witch- On your own?
Beetle Juice- Sure, I don’t mind
Hannigan- Or some of us could go with you and the rest can stay here
Wicked Witch- So maybe 2 of us stay and the rest go? Then that will leave more than enough people to cover for us, right?
Ursula- (counting) Erm, guys, where is everyone?
Beetle Juice- What you mean?
Ursula- Like, people are gone!
Wicked Witch- So people have gone to find where they are without asking us if we want to go, great! We are stuck here for longer!
Child Catcher- (Walking past) So you really know where all the children are in Duloc? Oh, I would love to make the Baroness happy! You know she sent me to take them as they are banished my land! Oh she will be so happy!
Evil 1- That is right sir, just this way over here!
Wicked Witch- What is all that about? Maybe we should follow them
(Evil 1 and 2 take the Child Catcher over to the plant)
Evil 2- This way, they are just over here (pushes onto stage)
Child Catcher- Where? I don’t see no children, I just see a plant, Wait wasn’t this just a small plant like (gets eaten)
Ursula- Did that plant just?
Wicked Witch- Yep
Beetle Juice- Why?
Ursula- And I bet that is where all the others have gone!
Beetle Juice- Look! They have the elder wand- They have had Voldemort!!!
Ursula- So what do we do? We will be next surely
Beetle Juice- Well it looks like those two are working for it
Wicked Witch- they clearly haven’t fed a plant before!
Hannigan- We need to stick together and stay away from them, if they ask us or tempt us to go with them, DO NOT GO.
Ursula- And take it in turns to keep watch, make sure they don’t take anyone else
Wicked Witch- Oh I hope they find the writers soon!
Act 2 Scene 2
Hook- You did it Bill!
Trunchbull- For a moment I really thought that he wasn’t going to
Bill- Sorry guys
Jack- You did great
Farquaad- look!
Cruella- What is that?
Scar- Could that be
Jack- I think we may have finally found
ALL- The writer
Cruella- How do we know that?
Trunchbull- It literally say’s ‘Writer’s cottage’
Cruella- Ohhhh
Jack- So what do we do now?
Cruella- Like, will he be armed?
Scar- What if he tries to capture us
Hook- What if he, like, just makes us go back and that is it?
Trunchbull- Or it might not be a he?
Bill- And he might not be evil!
Trunchbull- They*
Cruella- So what do we do?
Bill- Well I think we should firstly
Farquaad wonders off into the home
Farquaad- Hello, Mr. Writer, Hello, Oh my goodness- Guys Quick!
Act 2 Scene 3
Bill- What on earth happened here!
They help the writer
Writer- Thank you!
Cruella- Are you the writer dude?
Writer- Yes, I am
Hook- So you are the one that is trying to get rid of us
Writer- No I
Cruella- Wait, why should we help him if he wants to get rid of us!
Writer- Actually, I don’t
Scar- What? Then why are we here?
Writer- Well, I was working on ideas for a new story, I haven’t had much luck recently, and well, I (Pauses) Ugh, I can’t say, you will just laugh at me
Hook- No we won’t!
Jack- Spit It out
Writer- Well I usually talk to my plants, tell them my ideas
Farquaad Laughs
Farquaad- Sorry
Writer- And well, the plant just bit me. Well, I thought, this cannot be right, this is a house plant, I mean, it is a strange and exotic house plant as that is my thing, brings out my creative side, but still, I thought how weird, So I just threw it outside. Well then, the next morning, I open the door to go water it and it is gone
Hook- So you are trying to tell me a plant grew legs and moved
Writer- Yes! Then the next thing that happens, I am just sat writing away, at my new story and someone comes up behind me and ties me to this chair.
Hook- Who was it?
Writer- Didn't see them. And I have been stuck here since.
Bill- Wait, so you are telling me that you had the idea to remove us, told your plant, and then we are now suddenly removed?
Writer- Yes! But I didn’t actually write about that, See, I love the villains, and in my story, which I am working on, you guys get the happy endings.
Cruella- Happy endings?
Trunchbull- They mean, we get what our heart desires at the end of our stories
Hook- So I capture Peter?
Scar- I become King
Writer- Not exactly, just happy endings for you and the others in your story.
Bill- Why us?
Writer- I am fascinated by you lot! See you guys are often deemed as the ‘freaks’ in your stories and well, I related to that in school. In school, I often got called a freak because I loved to read
Trunchbull- I love reading!
Cruella- I was picked on for my hair
Scar- My scar for me
Farquaad- Wait, that is your name
Scar- Nickname, it is what people called me
Hook- People saw me as scary for my Hook, but actually, I LOVE to play the piano
Writer- Se, we are all beautiful humans and being called a ‘freak’ should not be an insult
Trunchbull- It should not even be used at all!
Farquaad- Well I have never been called a ‘freak’ I can assure you that.
Writer- Oh really?
Farquaad- Really
Writer- So no one has ever been mean to you?
Farquaad- No
Writer- Really
Farquaad- Fine! People are rude all the time, they pick on me for my height, but that does not mean that I am a bad person!
Writer- See, people think you are ‘freaks’ because of our differences, but really, we just want to be treat equally. So, in my story, which I am writing, we get a happy ending too. Because that is what we deserve.
Bill- So what does any of this have to do with what has happened now?
Writer- Well, my theory is that we are stuck in some sort of story multiverse. I believe, and this may sound bizarre, that the plant may have something to do with it.
Bill- How?
Writer- Well when I was talking to my plants about people being different and judged on being different, he got upset
Cruella- How can a plant get upset?!
Writer- It did! So, I am guessing that he has heard my idea about banishing you all and seeing who the baddest is, that it is trying to be the baddest or something
Bill- That is it!
Hook- I am lost
Bill- I am guessing that the plant has tried to make it’s own story so that they are the baddest. Like, they were the only one to know this writer, they was the only one to send us this way, weird that he bit you though
Scar-Must be a carnivore
Trunchbull- That is it! You know how he said that only some of us could go, well, I could be wrong here, but what if he is building himself up to be the baddest?
Scar- I am lost now too
Jack- Oh, you mean like, eliminate the other bad guys so that they are the ultimate!
Writer- Well if that is the case, we need to get you back to where the plant is and to stop it!
Bill- Yes! We need to stop it before it is too late
Farquaad- But how can we do that? This writer said it themselves, we are just ‘freaks’
Writer- Listen, you are not a freak, you are unique and awesome, people out there, your fans, adore you!
Farquaad- I have fans?
Writer- Plenty! I am one of them!
FREAK FLAG
Bill- To Duloc!!
All- To Duloc!!
Act 2 Scene 4
Ursula- Guys, look how big the plant has gotten
Hannigan- Move over, I can’t see
Wicked Witch- I don’t think we can hide from it much longer!
Hannigan- We just have to hope and prey that they get back soon!
Beetle Juice- Or find that writer dude
Ursula- Shh, they’re coming, we need to stay quiet.
Plant and evil 1,2 enter
Audrey 2- My plan is finally working
Evil 1- What plan
Audrey 2- For me to be the baddest of them all
Evil 2- But you are the baddest of them all sir
Audrey 2- See, I told you it is working
Evil 1- But what about us sir, aren’t we evil?
Audrey 2- Listen Punk, there is only ONE baddest of the bad guys here and that is me.
Evil 2- You are right sir
Evil 1- Now that you have gotten rid of the others, you will easily get rid of those freaks you sent on a wild goose chase
Audrey 2- I know, Like, how funny that they believed me, a plant, and now, I have become, bigger, stronger and I will forever be the most evil (evil laugh)
Wicked Witch- He can’t get away with this!
Ursula- We are going to have to stop him if they are not back soon enough or we are doomed!
Beetle Juice- I suppose I can go and stand up to him
Ursula- You are going to go stand up to that huge plant on your own? You see what he did to the others?
Beetle Juice- Yeah, I’m not scared
Hannigan- Sure
Beetle Juice- Fine! Watch this
Hey you!
Yeah you, plant thing, look here, you ain’t the baddest
Audrey 2- Oh really, and who is saying that, some man who has maggots in his teeth?
Beetle Juice- Ugh, Yeah, what’s that got to do with it?
Audrey 2- Freak, seize him and bring him to me
Bill- Not so fast
Audrey 2- Oh, here is the knight in shining armors trying to save the day. Take you long to figure out my plan?
Bill- That doesn’t matter, what matters is that we are here to stop you
Audrey 2- Stop me from what? I am already the baddest
Trunchbull- Well
Hook- About that
Bill- You see, there is someone more bad than you
Audrey 2- Oh really
Jack- Really
Audrey 2- You think that there is someone here, bigger, Badder than me, HA! PROVE IT.
(Laughs) You think this human is Badder than me?
Bill- Well you see Plant, this here is that writer you were talking about
Trunchbull- Turns out this writer has a little friend
Audrey 2- You are right, he is little
Farquaad- Not me silly
Bill- You see, you sending us to him wasn’t wrong after all
Audrey 2- What are you talking about? What is that? Where did you get that?
Trunchbull- You see, Bill here, when he first came to Duloc, was the only one that noticed something
Audrey 2- The smell?
Farquaad- It does not smell
Audrey 2- Then what?
Bill- I noticed that someone had left something, just sitting over by the side of the tree, and well, let’s just say that there was parts missing from this, and I knew, that someone had gone to find the missing parts so that it would work
Audrey 2- I am so lost
Bill- You see, I'm talking about this gauntlet, notice how the parts are missing, well my writer friend here told me that a someone important owns this gauntlet and that he is probably the most powerful bad guy he has seen. So I collected the parts, and well
Audrey 2- Well, what?
Bill- It is complete
Audrey 2- So you think some glove is going to stop me
Writer- you will see
Audrey 2- Oh I am so scared of a man who writes stories and has a glove
He puts on the glove and turns into Thanos
AVENGERS THANOS THEME – BATTLE TO DESTROY THE PLANT
Bill- What now?
Writer- Well I guess I make you go back to your stories
Bill- Wait, why don’t you put us in YOUR story!
Jack- You said everyone should get a chance at happiness right?
Writer- Right
Act 2 Scene 5
Voice- So from that epic battle came, the ending in which we are left to name.
For the writer told us the importance of being kind and how each story character should have a happy ending no matter how hard to find. So here is how their stories could go, for the ones in which in fact often steal the show.
Jack got his ship and kept half of the treasure. Cruella became a designer which suited her pleasure.
Trunchbull won the award for the best hammer thrower in town. Scar now even has a mini crown.
Bill has his dog and a place in the sun and Farquaad is now a lord and having lots of fun.
So this was the tale, titled ‘After Ever After’, a tale of joy, fun and laughter.
The end.