First year:
Most Apologetic About Oddyseus’ Pathological Lying Issues: Grace
Biggest woman apologist: Harjan
Most Awake and Alert: Jana
Most punctual: Veronica
Most Womp Womps said: Bree
Most Likely to End up on the Cover of Vogue: Lawrence
Certified Yapper: Justin
Most likely to be a reincarnated Ancient Greek poet: Ana
Most likely to become a god and start a new religion: Mahd
Most likely to pull an all-nighter for the entire school week: Hillary
Most likely to become an ascetic: Kevin
Most likely to have a harem of dancing girls: Eulalie
Second year:
Hums character most likely to be the one to make a large batch of soup with a secret cup of pee in it: Augustine
Best toes: Joe
Dunton’s favourite: Reid
Most likely to only exist in the forms: Sam
Most likely to steal some pears with friends and then regret it for the rest of their life: Gemma
Most likely to need a lovely lady to console them while they are waiting for execution: Hannah
Most likely to have the longest rotation of games to play in lecture and be the best at playing them (wordle, sudoku, strands, connections, spotle, solitaire, crossword, connections, spelling bee, letterboxed): Erika
Most likely to have a relic made of them: Mallory
Most likely to write a magnum opus of philosophical theology but die before its completion: Kaitlyn
Most likely to confuse, perplex, and bewilder a professor in discussion: Faith
Most likely to humour, amaze, and astonish a professor in discussion: Finn
Third year:
Most likely to secretly watch Milf Manner: David (honourable mention Professor Kellow)
Most likely to be a famous poet: Isabelle
Most likely to argue about capitalism with Kellow in discussion: August
Most likely to be secretly behind the scenes influencing everything: Bianca
Most likely to be the beautiful youth that Shakespeare is obsessed with: Julia
Most likely to be a strategic fool: Emiliano
Most likely to cultivate a specific image: Aaron
Most likely to always buy a sweet treat before class: Meghan
Most likely to write an autobiography about their totally awesome life: Audrey
Most likely to walk in late to class and face Kellow’s wrath: Darren
Most likely to post 95 theses on the door of the hums lounge: Abi
Most likely to get a terrible haircut and rock it: Janson
Most likely to sing “Alexander Hamilton” under their breath when Kellow talks about the Declaration of Independence: Kaitlyn
Most likely to imitate Jesus and Socrates: Sam
Fourth year:
Best attendance: Bridget
Worst case of senioritis: Dominique
Most likely to fact-check Professor Rajaee: Seana
Most likely to become a professor: Marina
Best dynamic duo/trio: Teaghan and Sera
Most likely to keep all their hums books and have a fancy bookshelf: Thora
Most likely to sell all of their hums books: Emma
Most likely to put Professor Stephenson to sleep during their presentation: Amelia
Most likely to help Professor Rajaee takeover the west: Angel
Most likely to understand quantum physics from the science in the modern world course: Olivia M.
Who was going through the hardest of times: Mia
Favourite text: Hard Times by Charles Dickens