Most likely to start their own religion: Samuel
Most likely to sacrifice themselves for the greater good: Emmanuel
Most likely to go on a quest for immortality: August
Most likely to eat from the tree of knowledge: Emma
Most likely to drop the other commandments: Aaron
Most likely to drop out of school and become an ascetic: Katelyn
Most likely to teach in HUMS: Julia
Most likely to be in the lounge: Julia
Most likely to make you laugh: August
Most likely to be on the next season of Euphoria: Tanya
Most likely to get arrested for protesting: Nina
Most likely to be asleep in class: Darren
Most likely to sleep through a discussion group: Seana
Best style: Dominique
Most likely to become a professor (aka become conspiracy theorist): Marina
Likeliest to catch the black plague: Teaghan
Brightest eyes: Mia
Most likely to star in their own reality show: Thora
Most likely to start their own comune: Thora
Most likely to compose their own soundtrack: Mariana and Angel
Most likely to get sentenced to execution for showing ancient greeks a meme: Georgia
Ultimate thrifting idol: Marissa
Likeliest to get on Great Canadian Baking Show: Sera
(Galahad) Most likely to achieve the holy grail: Moobinah
(Rameau) Most likely to commit to the bit / best impressions: Alex
(Prospero) Most magical outfits: Amarige
(Smith) Most likely to know a lot about a niche subject/pin-making: Brandon
(Shelley) Most likely to star in a horror movie / most likely to get involved in a horror movie scenario: Hibah
(Rabelais) Biggest comedian: Jeremy
(Decameron) Craziest/best stories: Tyche
(Knight-errant) Most likely to go travel the world to find themselves: Jess
(Petrarch) Most poetic: Sadie
(Cereta) Most likely to drop a scathing diss track: Alex
Most likely to star in Neven’s hip-hop rendition of the Enlightenment: Veronica
(Einstein) Most likely to enjoy hums science: Olivia and Neve
(Taylor) Biggest social butterfly: Erin
(Foucault) Most likely to go to prison and escape: Eden
(Burke) Most consistent: Andrew
(Locke) Changed the most since first year: Emma
(Said) Most likely to travel the world: Johann
(Marx) Biggest feminist: Shaylin
Most likely to participate in first term’s online discussion groups: Ben
Most likely to still not have finished the first term papers: Mackenzie
Most likely to be called out for saying “like”: Taylor
Most likely to act as IT during blended classes: Nandini
Most likely to sleep through class: Rebecca
Favourite prof: Farhang Rajaee
Favourite text: Edward Said Orientalism and Hannah Arendt The Human Condition