First year:
Most Likely to Become a Shaman: Kaed Hornick-Martin
Best DnD Player: Barrett Caya
Most Likely to Write a Gay Jesus Fanfiction: Caitlyn Lesser
Most Likely to Rediscover and Consume Soma: Daniel Redmond
Most Fashionable: Millie Langlais
Most Likely to Become a "High" Priest: Isabelle Kulka-Colby
Most Likely to Convert to Confucianism: Tie Between Mahsa Khorrami and Quinn O'Brien
Most Likely to Turn On, Tune In, and Drop Out Of Society: Eleonore Dumais
Second year:
Most Likely to Make it out of Plato's Cave: Roman Grabowy
Most Likely to Experience Augustinian Amounts of Religious Guilt: Martyna Zwierzynski
Most Likely to go down the Mystical Path: Fatemeh Mousavi
Most Likely to get Tried for Heresy: Julia Cabrera
Most Likely to be a Dante-Level Prolific FanFic Writer: Vick Harracksingh
Most Likely to Hallucinate a Conversation With Lady Philosophy: Maggie Saunders
Most (Peregrinus-Level) Performative: Zayn Daureeawoo
Most Likely to be a Miracle Worker: Minna Glendinning
Most Likely to be Three in One/Trinity: Charlotte Lotter
Third year:
Most likely to have a dating life that is emblematic of medieval chivalric romance: Lawrence Brass
Most likely to have dozens of medieval knights fall in love with them: Sophia Laporte
Most likely to be a medieval knight: Nico Charron-Groulx
Most likely to be the lover in an unrequited love story: Thomas Cormier
Most likely to have joined Satan’s side in his war against the heavens: Camryn Grimes
Most likely to be the first to eat the forbidden fruit: Caitlyn Summers
Most likely to break up with their fiancé because they’re not rich: Hillary Inglis
Most likely to cause the division of the Church: Becca Tulk and Alecsandra Vlad, but the division is between them.
Most well-read: ?
Best Historian: Kyla Momanyi
Most likely to not read a single text and pull out a perfect score on the exam: Grace Richards
Fourth year:
Most likely to handwrite their notes even if they don't have to: Joe McDermott and Kaitlyn Hughes
Most likely to do the wordle during class: Mallory Quinn
Most likely to participate in discussion without doing the reading: Jake Carabetta
Most likely to need a room of her own: Faith Woody
Most likely to quit their job, not pay taxes and live in the woods: Erika Rakowsky
Most likely to critically analyze Inside Out 2: Professor Farhang Rajaee
Most likely to philosophize with a hammer: Malia Specht
Most likely to become a HUMS prof: Mallory Quinn
Most excited for the gay science lecture: Hannah Wanamaker
Most likely to actually understand the equations in science class: Gemma Smith
Most locked in: Brigitte Gerlach