“He had his post-coital cigarette”
"The glorification of the state has... brought some stuff to us"
“Being eaten out of his wife and resources”
“You, me and that piano”
“Look how hot my rib is!”
"Aristotle is a homie, a homeboy, my man... I'm tired."
"Cast out of the Garden of Eden, doomed to Patterson 303..."
"I do not recommend using any of Ezekiel as a pickup line."
Lounge Quotes
"If I was a dictator, I'd be running that shit" - Haleema on Plato's Republic
"Margaret Thatcher walked so Haleema could run" - Anyssa on her and Haleema's dictatorship