JokeClan

Hi, and welcome to JokeClan! Here are a buncha jokes to keep even the most solemn elder rowdy.

Weekly Joke

Teacher: "Spell 'Traitor,' please."

Me: "T."

Teacher: "Good. Keep going."

Me: "I-G-E-R-S-T-A-R."

Jokes

1) What do you call the best medicine cat ever? Spottedleaf.

2) Knock, knock!
Who's there?

Cats.

Cats who?
No, owls hoo. Cats are the ones who speak and attack one another mercilessly.

3) RiverClan Kit: Why can't Leopardstar hide?

RiverClan Warrior: Because she's always spotted.

4) What do medicine cats bring to injured cats?

First-aid kits.

5) Why do young cats never have funerals?
Because they have nine lives!

7) Kit: What is forbidden love?
Warrior: Well, there's Spottedleaf, Leafpool, Bristlefrost, Yellowfang, Mapleshade, Bluestar, *list goes on for several more hours*

(More jokes coming soon!)