01 The worst

02 Workaround

03 Another bunch

04 A total lack of preparation

05 Getting lucky

06 Replace me with a girl

07 Canzone per l'Italiana

[Realized 12–14 May 2014]

[Cat. no. ME83]

These songs are deeper and darker than those on Songs about Girls' Butts, and only one of them (the final one; in Italian) is about a girl's butt. The greater attention to production and arrangement – while keeping things swiftly proceeding in order to keep pace with Colin's writing – complements the varied subjects and their tones.