01 How are you doing today, Sir?

02 Loss Prevention Agent

03 Are you finding everything okay today, Sir?

04 I am going to have to ask you to leave

05 I am going to have to call Security

[Realized 19–21 September, 2013]

[Cat. no. ME71]

I've been shopping at this store for the past 15 years, and I pay for everything I walk out with, and I work for every penny I spend – so if you really want to follow me around, I'm "going to have to" consider it stalking and call the Police.