01 How are you doing today, Sir?
02 Loss Prevention Agent
03 Are you finding everything okay today, Sir?
04 I am going to have to ask you to leave
05 I am going to have to call Security
[Realized 19–21 September, 2013]
[Cat. no. ME71]
I've been shopping at this store for the past 15 years, and I pay for everything I walk out with, and I work for every penny I spend – so if you really want to follow me around, I'm "going to have to" consider it stalking and call the Police.