Miscellaneous

I enjoy writing mathematical puns. I hope reading them makes you smile.

What did they say about the lost operator?

It vanished without a trace

What lemma is a piece of bread most afraid of?

Burnside's Lemma

Where do you keep the horses that are eventually constant?

In a stable

What's it called when you order some symmetric functions, permutations, and it comes with a side of young tableaux?

A combo combo

What did the sum say to its limit?

You are integral

Where do two functional analysts have a sword fight?

In a dual space

What do you call a fiber that's appropriately dressed for winter?

A fiber bundled

On March 14th, trig pirates and kitten pirates went to battle at sea. What was this fight known as?

The Battle of sea-cats and secants

What kind of cookout should the LaTeX writers have?

A \mathbb{Q}

How did the function cheer up the isolated singularity?

It said, "you're essential to me!"

Infinity and N sued one another in court. How was the issue resolved?

With the Law of Large Numbers

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