Miscellaneous
I enjoy writing mathematical puns and what follows is a selection that I have co-authored:
What did they say about the lost operator?
What did they say about the lost operator?
It vanished without a trace
What lemma is a piece of bread most afraid of?
What lemma is a piece of bread most afraid of?
Burnside's Lemma
How did the function cheer up the isolated singularity?
How did the function cheer up the isolated singularity?
It said, "you're essential to me!"
Where do two functional analysts have a sword fight?
Where do two functional analysts have a sword fight?
In a dual space
What do you call a fiber that's appropriately dressed for winter?
What do you call a fiber that's appropriately dressed for winter?
A fiber bundled
On March 14th, trig pirates and kitten pirates went to battle at sea. What was this fight known as?
On March 14th, trig pirates and kitten pirates went to battle at sea. What was this fight known as?
The Battle of sea-cats and secants
What kind of cookout should the LaTeX writers have?
What kind of cookout should the LaTeX writers have?
A \mathbb{Q}
Infinity and N sued one another in court. How was the issue resolved?
Infinity and N sued one another in court. How was the issue resolved?
With the Law of Large Numbers