hPerks

MB History

• Top performer in both singleplayer and multiplayer.

• Winner of the 2017 Multiplayer Tournament.

• Placed 2nd to Xedron in the 2018 Singleplayer Tournament.

• Beta tester for PlatinumQuest, for which he also contributed two levels.

• Contributor to the soundtracks for Marble Blast Fubar, Rosie’s Mini Mod, and Marble Blast Stop II.

• Participated in MBP WRR #3 and MBG WRR #5.

• Announced his exit from the community in November 2018.

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Community History

• MB’s foremost meme historian; creator of this site and the Best of MB compilation.

• Became a moderator in August 2017, following his contributions to the setup and maintenance of the official Discord server.

• Went by the handle “asuul714” until February 2016.

• Got banned temporarily in May 2016, along with Kurt and noby. For details, see May 2016 Ban.

• Was in a relationship with Lamp from September 2016 until March 2018.

Relevant Memes

• VP candidate and publicist for the popular Kurt/hPerks for Staff 2016 campaign, including writing the document.

• Commonly associated with narcissism, a meme that originated with a controversial blog post.

• Commonly associated with incest, specifically an attraction to his sister, a meme that originated during political discussions about sexuality.

• Has been involved in most of the serious community drama of the past couple years. His infamous clashes with Kalle are often memorialized with this quote: “kalle you argue like the most petulant teenager i’ve ever seen”.

• Because he is one of the few people who read all of the backlogs on Discord, a running joke is to say "hPerks will never read this", and wait for him to prove otherwise.

• Hates it when you capitalize his name "HPerks" or "Hperks". This ongoing meme was the basis for the following quote from Go'way, about which hPerks famously said: "it perfectly encapsulates the gradual bastardization of the hperks capitalization".