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The history of the Union of Communist Republics and States of Lemurland
Year: 1954
Events:
1. The United Kingdom has been kicked out of the South Georgia Island.
2. The Empire of Lemurland is officialy founded.
3. King Edward I is officially coronated as Emperor of Lemurland.
Year: 1955
Events:
1. The Empire of Lemurland is recognized internationally, by nations such as Mexico, the Grand Duchy of Santo Domingo (now Dominican Republic), Cuba, Philippines, etc.
2. The Red Tail Guard is founded officially, with it's name being the Golden Tail Guard at the time.
Year: 1956
Events:
1. The Empire of Lemurland starts to put the Lemurlandian Peso in use, as well as implementing taxes.
2. The temporary National Anthem of Lemurland is "God Save the King"
3. The Capital City of Lemurland was set in King Edward Point.
Year: 1957
Events:
1. Lemurland becomes wealthy.
2. The happiness index of the population was extremely low, mainly due to issues with work and lack of food and resources.
3. The entire territory of Lemurland is now inhabited.
Year: 1958
Events:
1. Lemurland becomes extremely wealthy, beating nations such as the United Kingdom (haha losers get ratio'd).
2. The happiness index of the population was at a record low, leading many to suicide.
3. King Edward has a bad reputation, with only 4.5% approval rate.
Year: 1959
Events:
1. The Population of Lemurland starts rioting against the government, King Edward just ignores them, and in fact, the asshole put even more taxes on the people AND on other nations.
2. Lemurland begins to implement more extreme centrist laws, relocating the whole population to King Edward Point, along with that, execution becomes a very common punishment for crime.
Year: 1960
Events:
1. The Empire of Lemurland loses its claims on Antarctica due to the local revolts, along with international laws to prevent any foreign claims on Antarctica.
2. Lemurland is at a very critical point, the economy is now in a downfall due to lack of resources, and the people are extremely mad.
Year: 1961
Events:
1. The Empire of Lemurland, and the Edward family decide to declare a full-scale attack on the South Orkney Islands.
2. The past action of the Royalty caused the people to finally have enough, and caused the Lemurlandian Revolution in the following years.
Year: 1962
Events:
1. The Lemurlandian Revolution begins, causing a fullscale war between the Population of Lemurland, and the Golden Tail Guard.
2. Lemurland is now divided into multiple communities, and King Edward's family has been captured.
Year: 1963
Events:
1. The Population of Lemurland, and the Golden Tail Guard (they have been defeated, and been renamed to the Red Tail Guard), lead by revolutionary King Julien I of Muskova, capture King Edward, skin him, and throw him into the ocean, putting an end to the Lemurlandian Revolution (yeah it was that fast, lemurland is a small country yk)
2. This all marks the official founding of the Union of Socialist Republics and States of Lemurland, replacing the capital with Grytviken.
Year: 1964
Events:
1. Lemurland recovers from its massive resource scarcity, recovering all lost items from other countries and people's homes, and recycling them.
2. King Julien becomes the President of Lemurland.
Year: 1965
Events:
1. Lemurland is beginning huge expansionist policies, enlargening the population and expanding Grytviken, also centering more on agriculture.
2. Lemurland condemns the actions of the United States in Vietnam. (i put this cuz it basically marks the beginning of our beef with each other lmao)
Year: 1966
Events:
1. Lemurland abolishes the regular use of the Lemurlandian Peso, leaving it exclusively for use in foreign trade and criminals.
[skip for a bit cuz nothing interesting happens in these years]
Year: 1976
Events:
1. King Julien dies, letting McLovin take over as President of Lemurland.
Year: 1977
Events:
1. McLovin reduces the activity of the agricultural industry, in order to not risk any overspending on food or spoiling of the aforementioned.
2. The Falkland Islands are in a small amount of distress due to a lack of care from the Government of Lemurland.
Year: 1978
Events:
1. McLovin gets with Dr. Slobalot to found the Lemurlandian Food District, as an attempt to reduce the difficulty of food gathering.
2. The Falkland Islands are still mad.
Year: 1979
Events:
1. McLovin gets a bit drunk one night, and has decided to nuke the South Orkney Islands due to a false report Slobalot gave him as a prank.
2. The Falkland Islands are even angrier, due to the mental retardation of McLovin.
Year: 1980
Events:
1. The Local Government of the Falkland Islands have sent a letter to the Government of Lemurland, to pay more attention to them, as a result, McLovin replied "no haha fuck yall" and this didn't help the situation at all.
Year: 1981
Events:
1. The Local Government of the Falkland Islands have sent a letter to the Government of Lemurland, to pay more attention to them, as a result, McLovin replied "no haha fuck yall" and this didn't help the situation at all.
Year: 1982
Events:
1. The Local Government of the Falkland Islands, and the Population of this state have decided to declare independence and war on Lemurland, officially beginning the Falkland Wars.
Year: 1983
Events:
1. The Falkland Islands are beginning huge riots in Stanley, as well as some small protests in Grytviken.
2. The Falklandian Military have taken over the East Falkland.
Year: 1984
Events:
1. The Falkland Islands are nearly completely taken over by the military of the Falklands, now declaring themselves as Worldland.
2. Due to the distance between GS and FL, the Red Tail Guard arrived a bit late, but are now fighting back.
Year: 1985
Events:
1. The Red Tail Guard quickly takes over Stanley and most of the East Falkland, weakening Worldland.
2. Worldland Surrenders, being retaken into Lemurland and renamed the Socialist Republic of Worldland. (thank us later falkies.)
Year: 1986
Events:
1. Lemurland restabilizes after the Falkland War.
2. McLovin has now implemented a law that prevents specific states and republics to have their own militaries.
[skip againnn]
Year: 1990
Events:
1. Lemurland transitions from a Socialist country, to an Anarcho-Communist nation.
2. McLovin becomes the first Representant of the now founded Union of Communist Republics and States of Lemurland.
3. The Lemurlandian Peso has been abolished.
4. Lemurland's flag has changed. (ik its so ass lmao)
Year: 1991
Events:
1. Lemurland changes its flag. for some reason the new Representant decided it would be a good idea to put a face of his best friend on the fucking national flag.
2. McLovin dies, leaving Mr. Erick Daball as the new Representant of Lemurland.
Year: 2011
Events:
1. Erick Daball dies, leaving Lemurlandball as the Representant of Lemurland to this day.
2. The flag changes again. *sigh*
Year: 2012
Events:
1. Lemur begins a protocol to severely decentralize Lemurland, and focus on the entire country to prevent issues such as the one that began the Falkland Wars.
2. Agriculture is now considered an important employment.
Year: 2013
Events:
1. Lemur attempts to improve Lemurland's foreign relations, recognizing more states such as Somaliland, Abkhasia, Transnistria and South Ossetia. (basically all countries with limited recognition.)
Year: 2014
Events:
1. Lemurland celebrates its 60th anniversary.
Year: 2015
Events:
1. Lemurland implements a new labour law, making everything easier, increasing happiness rate.
2. Lemurland studies nuclear weaponry, in case of a possible war with the United States.
Year: 2016
Events:
1. Lemurland suffers a slight crisis in agriculture due to lack of crops and arable land.
Year: 2017
Events:
1. Lemurland recovers from its food crisis.
2. Lemurland begins a protocol to build more houses and convenience stores.
Year: 2018
Events:
1. Lemur makes a new plan to increase production of energy through non-contaminating processes.
2. Lemurland investigates filtration of water, to use ocean water as a source of drinkable water.
Year: 2019
Events:
1. Lemurland grows over 19000 trees.
2. Lemurland's population reaches 60,000 people.
Year: 2020
Events:
1. Lemurland complains about the United Nations's ignorance towards the current crisis having to do with COVID-19.
2. Lemurland sends out aid to multiple countries, especially Mexico, Philippines and Ironhold.
Year: 2021
Events:
1. Lemurland unfortunately suffers through a very strong earthquake, severely damaging many buildings and endangering life.
2. Lemurland recieves aid from multiple countries around the world, as well as helping itself.
3. Due to this, Lemur has made a protocol to build more buildings and stuff that may be able to resist tsunamis and earthquakes.
Year: 2022
Events:
1. Lemurland has a crisis with trust, making the people more aggressive towards each other, and difficulty to share resources.
Year: 2023
Events:
1. Lemurland recovers somehow. (definitely not drugs)
Year: 2024
Events:
1. Lemurland changes it's flag, leaving this one as the flag we have today.
2. All 4 districts of Grytviken, King Edward Point, King Edward Point and New Albuquerque merge to form Lemurland's new capital, Lemurland City.
Year: 2025
Events:
1. Lemurland changes it's coat of arms.
2. Lemurland City has expanded throughout the whole South Georgia Island.
3. Lemurland has implemented a new Metro System, to make transport easier.
4. Lemurlandball is officially the best rated president, with a surprising and somehow possible 100% approval rate in a recent poll. (thank you guys so much i love you)
Year: 2026 [CURRENT YEAR, MAY CHANGE OFTEN AND INCLUDE ERRORS]
Events:
1. Lemurland unrecognizes the United States of America due to their actions in Greenland and Venezuela, and have declared that anything coming from there will be destroyed.
2. [DOG-NUT]
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