POLITICAL CONSTITUTION OF THE U.C.R.S.L.
Last Update: January 31st, 2026 2:40 PM
Constitution of the Union of Communist Republics and States of Lemurland
Preamble
We, the people of Lemurland; free, human, and awake; come together in the name of freedom, equality, and life.
We reject authoritarian bullshit. We choose communal ownership, cooperation, and care for one another. We commit our lives, our ideas, and our shared resources to serving ourselves, not some distant elite.
In Lemurland, power belongs to the people. Not to kings, not to presidents, not to boring bourgeois figures or any bitches who think they own the world.
This Constitution exists to protect our right to live, laugh, create, build cool shit, and coexist with nature, wildlife, and everything that belongs to everyone.
Let this be the rules of the land, the heart of our union, and the blueprint for the realest, freest, and most human anarcho-communist society to ever exist.
Article I: The State
Lemurland is an anarcho-communist nation governed by the will of the people.
Until otherwise decided, the nation is represented by the Government of Lemurland and Worldland, currently led by the Lemurlandian Communist Party.
The country is divided into 7 states and 8 republics.
States:
Bird Island
Lemurland City
Lemurinda
Muskova
New Bristol
New Ohio
New Tokyo
Republics:
Candlemas
Lemuria
Prion
New Sardinia
Ninjaland
Transavia
Valladolid
Worldland
Each state and republic shall have its own local councils.
The capital of Lemurland is Lemurland City.
Article II: Citizenship and Passports
Visiting Lemurland
No visa is required for anyone in the world, with a few exceptions:
Citizens of the United States (not allowed in anymore)
Visitors from Antarctica and Argentina are subject to standard restrictions.
Friendly nations (including Mexico, the Philippines, Indonesia, Russia, Canada, Chile, the DPRK, the PRC, and others) may enter freely without inspection.
Citizenship can be obtained by either:
A physical visit of at least 12 hours to any UCRSL territory, or
A 10-minute visit to an official government site.
Citizenship Requirements (Outsiders)
Must have visited Lemurland
Must have no criminal record
Must complete a simple application
Must be trustworthy (no stealing, harming others, or abusing freedom)
Citizenship Requirements (Lemurlandians)
Must be born in the UCRSL
Must have no criminal record
Must be at least 0 years old
Mustard. (yes, really)
Citizenship & Passport Benefits
Citizenship grants:
Full access to all citizen benefits (500 LLP daily payment, short work hours, freedom of speech, human rights, voting, etc.)
Unlimited re-entry
The right to establish an embassy near the capital if the citizen represents another country
Free food, drinks, and cold-weather gear on arrival (optional)
Passport:
Issued immediately after citizenship
Allows travel to 200+ countries
Enables IDs, driver’s licenses, and legal recognition
Guarantees safety within Lemurlandian territory
Article III: Fundamental Rights and Duties
Every citizen has the right to life, liberty, security, and access to essential resources, including housing, food, water, electricity, communication devices, clothing, hygiene products, furniture, and entertainment.
Free healthcare, housing, and access to food and clean water are guaranteed, except in rare, justified cases.
Freedom of speech, religion, and assembly is protected, as long as it does not harm others or threaten their freedom or lives.
People are free to do whatever they want, as long as it doesn’t fuck over the community, nature, wildlife, or anyone else’s quality of life.
Article IV: Government Structure
The government is organized into three branches:
Executive
Legislature
Judiciary
All power is exercised democratically and remains accountable to the people at all times.
Article V: The Executive
The Representant is the head of state and government.
They are elected by the people for a 5-year term.
The Representant handles foreign relations and may serve a maximum of two terms, unless the law states otherwise.
Article VI: The Legislature
Legislative power belongs to the Grand Assembly of Lemurland.
The Assembly is made up of representatives from all states and republics and is responsible for:
Passing safety laws
Approving national plans
Ratifying international treaties
Holding the Executive accountable
Article VII: The Judiciary
The judiciary is independent.
The Supreme Court protects legality and justice across the nation.
Judges are appointed based on merit, loyalty to the people, and knowledge.
People’s Tribunals may be created to judge crimes such as harm, theft, abuse, environmental destruction, or damage to public spaces.
Article VIII: Protection of Nature and Wildlife
Lemurland’s biodiversity, including seals and penguins, is protected by law.
Natural resources may not be exploited for private gain or harm unless approved by environmental authorities.
Every facility must respect the environment through architecture, energy use, agriculture, defense, and development.
Industrial pollution is completely prohibited.
Article IX: Resources
All major resources, industries, infrastructure, and land are publicly owned.
Distribution is based on collective ownership, centralized planning, sustainability, and fairness.
Article X: Defense of the Population and Wildlife
Citizens who volunteer may be trained to defend Lemurland against threats, including invasions, criminals, or dangerous environmental risks.
The Red Tail Guard serves as the people’s defense force.
Sabotage, treason, or anti-liberty propaganda may be punished according to law.
Article XI: Education
Education is free and universal for 4 years, starting at age 12.
This exists to avoid over-pressuring young people like most education systems do.
Students choose what they learn:
They may drop up to 5 out of 10 subjects
They must prioritize at least 3
Education is primarily online unless stated otherwise.
Article XII: Amendments
Amendments may be proposed by one-third of regional councils and the population.
All amendments are decided by popular vote and require a two-thirds majority to pass.
Article XIII: Economy
The official currency is the Lemurlandian Peso (LLP / ♡), derived from the Pound Sterling.
LLP is only used for trade with outsiders and luxury items.
Monthly redistribution occurs on the 15th:
All LLP held by criminals is seized and redistributed equally among them to eliminate wealth inequality.
Private property only includes personal objects and living spaces.
Everything else belongs to everyone.
Article XIV: Sanctions by Law
Punishments are decided only by the Supreme Court and range from minor to extreme, depending on the crime.
Severe punishments are reserved for crimes such as child abuse, murder, fascist ideology, and corruption in government.
Self-defense is never punishable. (just dont be too much of a bitch doing it, like dont overdo it, for example dont kill some dude because he stole your apple lollipop or something, scalawag.)
Adopted by the will of the working people of Lemurland,
under the bicolour flag of humanity and the world.
IT’S OVER!