Golden Pass 🔖

Got a Big D*ck?

Let's find out 😌 Ahh, yes, it's finally here. The Golden Pass!

Unsolicited dick pics are a whole anti-vibe, aren't they? I like seein' a nice one here or there, but I would prefer my consent be gained first. Though, I know that people don't just wanna ask all the time, and I laregely know that men enjoy showing, so I simply can't look for free 😘 (It lowers the snack st0nks)

Thus, this product was designed to give the purchaser the freedom to send me whatever they'd like (with a few limitations) any time they're feeling like it. 💕

How Much Is It?

$49.99

Next question 😌

What Are The Limits?

The pass is good through 2024, and you're allowed to send me up to 5 images of yourself per day. Images must be you though, this isn't a pass to send me a bunch you googled 😅

5 a day for the whole year is a lot, I would prefer that they be sent somewhat sparingly. It's just a limit for my own sanity but that doesn't mean you GOTTA use it all. It's designed more for you to simply have the luxury of showing me on a day when you feel extra good or something like that. 😙

I'm a human, so if I'm having an off day I may not respond instantly. I also can't reply immediately if I'm busy working, sleeping, or having sex. (Though I might look if I'm having sex, we like that 👀)

This is not a replacement for my Dick Rating services. You'll get a kind word or two, an emoji reaction, etc. but if you request to know my full opinion on it, I'm simply too good at explaining to do it for free 😘 So please keep in mind those are separate.

Also if you do employ my ratings or if I ask or allow you to send a photo as part of a promotion, prize, etc. it does not count toward your daily 5.