A "Dick Rate" is when a pretty girl (like me) takes a look at a dick (like yours) and, for a small fee, tells you what I think about it!
Mostly for my time in reviewing, forming a decision, and the effort spent putting together a special photo with the review typed out for you to look at and enjoy any time you would like π
Also, it tells us you find our time to be worth it. To ask for this service for free is to say "here, take your time to tell me what you think but you deserve nothing for it." And I simply value my time, is all. π
The Coach package is the quick n' dirty "let me see it - here's my answer" option. I'll judge the photo as a whole and respond with a 1 to 10 score of how nice I think it is. It's recommended for those just looking to dip into my services and wanna show me what they're packin'. π
(There's a $2 discount on this option for anyone who's gotten a rating before π)
The Business Class package is an honest 1 to 5 star breakdown of the various categories of your dick - length, shape, girth, & angle - all displayed overtop a slightly more tame photo of myself. It's then summed up at the end, but is mostly playful and based on the image itself (no dick is bad on this flight). This is a nice and affordable method of getting my opinion for the more frugal shopper. ποΈ
The First Class package is truly the most prestigious of them all. I put it at the top because you should look no further π The praise comes with a very naughty photo of me as a warm background, over which I go into a loving and honest essay about how much I like your cock and what I love about it. This isn't some cheesy "wow it's the best ever!!1!" but I will break down all the things I love about it. π
Just send me a DM about it on Twitter, I'm happy to answer more questions if you have them π§‘
Β If you'd rather dive right in, payments are accepted via Cash App: $BigCockorino
1. You absolutely MUST be 18 years of age or older
2. Send payment before you send a picture of yourself *
3. If you get one that includes a photo of me it is asked that you do not share it.
That's still a photo of me, I'd like it to remain private πΒ
* If a photo is sent prior to requesting permission or sending payment, there will be a $5 up-charge for service.
Hope you have a great day and thank you for flying Air Hottiesβ’ ππ§ββοΈ