About Me

Who am I?

I am Miss Hottie! Hence the "Miss H" heh heh. I'm just a lil artsy g0rl in my 30's who started a small Twitter page with her bf to share some spicy bits and see how that made us feel 👀 As it turns out, it was hot (who'd've thought?!) We then started to add other pages, then tone down the posting a bit and decided, if anyone wants some more spicy photos and stuff of us, we ask for a few bucks for snacks 💕

All proceeds from sales go towards either coffee, coffee cakes, Twinkies, or another lil treat - unless otherwise specified (sometimes we enjoy a nice steak). But it's very important to note that I do not need it. I have a full-time job and live well within my means, please do not send me anything if you are unable 🥺 This is just a fun lil hobby to make a few extra snack dollars in exchange for sending some treats to the nice folks I flirt with.

That said, I work a government job and would lose it if this was revealed, so that's all we'll say about that 😅 We also won't go specific into our ages, names, location, etc. to maintain our anonymity. Appreciate all of you who respect the service I offer for what it is!

I'm just a nice girl here to be nice to men. I'm short and pale and flirty and don't have a mean bone in my body haha. I'm very open (thoughts and feelings, not my home address 😅) and LOVE flirting, but sexting isn't free 😘 100% of the things I do will remain online, I have a strict rule against meeting people or give out phone numbers or anything of the sort. Customs are also iffy cause I reserve that special thing for my man at home 💕

My Hobbies

I love animals, I like going outdoors and collecting pretty rocks and flowers. I'm super polite and won't ever call anyone out or yell, swear, etc. It's just not me haha. If you wanna flirt with me and keep it between you and I, the bf is aware and will stay out of it. I'm a HUGE gamer and nerds in general - as well I'm a trained photographer and frequently use Photoshop for editing and games 😇

I play a lot of open-world games like Terraria, Minecraft, and the GTA series; some RTS style games like StarCraft and C&C: RA2; some shooters like Half-Life and Halo; some RPGs like Project Zomboid or Skyrim. And believe me, stuff like that will definitely shine in what I do if you pay attention 😅 I also do a bit of coding, but nothing spectacular. I just know a little JavaScript, and have dabbled in Python and Lua.

Ethics

I keep a spreadsheet of everything we do, what we're paid, who's in the Spice Club™, all that. I do accept partial payments on things too, so if you wanted a $48 Gem Set, for instance, but only had 20 now, you can pay the 20 now. Then when you get the 28 in later, it's yours! And if you decide you want it back prior to receiving the product, I'll give it back because I'm also ✨ethical✨ As well, your identity is fully protected with us, we do not share payment details, full names, etc. - no exceptions. Obviously, if we do send anything, there's no refund 😅 

I love and accept anyone, but please note that utilizing any of my services is for adults only, I will not interact with anyone under the age of 18, no matter what. I don't mind any fetish that's reasonable, but would prefer not to be sent anything without asking first. I can accept tips without sending anything back but we'll normally ask because I'd prefer to make you happy if you're doing the same for me 🙂 I keep everything you send (even unsolicited) private and ask that you do the same, but we do ask that you obtain permission before sending any images other than selfies, pets, memes, or food.

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I want to say I'm not a.. sex "worker" per se. More of just a flirty girlie you can maybe see undressed if you want 🙂 Again I really don't do customs, and can appreciate fetishes but don't do much of that stuff, myself. I just have fun here and there with it. I love coming up with little games and stuff to keep things fun though, and maybe I'll make a little "Old Games" page about it or something, who knows? I change stuff a lot haha.

But I'm here now, and so long as my job don't get a whiff of my stuff - I'll always be here. I'm happy you've even read this far, let alone came here at all. I hope you enjoy it here, it's my mission to please 🫡😘