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Music: Scherzo for Motorcycle and Orchestra

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Last Crusade

Quote:

  • "I miss the desert. I miss the sea. And I miss waking up every morning, wondering what wonderful adventure the new day will bring to us."

  • "Those days have come and gone."

  • "Perhaps … perhaps not."

Music: Discovery of the Oryx / Sacrifice

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "This is the stillness of the eternal beginning. The world as it has always been."

Music: Remembering Verdun

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Take this back to headquarters. Welcome to Verdun, Corporal."

Music: Morning

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Good is whatever promotes life. Evil is whatever destroys it. From there, you make your own decisions."

Music: Broadway to Hollywood

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Excuse me sir, do you know Universal Studios?"

  • "The funny farm? Yeah, who doesn't!"

Music: Somebody Loves Me

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "You find the words, Indy, and I'll find the tune."

  • "Come on George, this is special. You can't put this in a song."

  • "Can't put it in a song? Are you kidding? A song is the only place you can put it!"

Music: Harem Dance / Beachball Dance

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "The only thing is, I don't know a whole lot about show business."

  • "It's easy! Any monkey can learn it!"

Music: 12th Street Rag

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "How about you try to play a tune?"

  • "Eliot, this is jazz. There are no rules, it just flows!"

Music: Police Station / Patatoe Blooz

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Well, things can't always be the way you want 'em to be. But sometimes they are!"

Music: Tally Ho

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "The adventures that made the man, and the man that became the legend!"

Music: Marion's Theme / The Crate

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "You're not the man I knew ten years ago."

  • "It's not the years honey, it's the mileage!"

Music: An American Thanksgiving / A Chinese Adventure

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Indy, why do these things happen to you?"

  • "I don't know Remy. Just lucky, I guess!"

Music: The Rocket Sled

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "Without leadership, your men will bolt. And mine will prevail!"

Music: Death of Kazim

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Last Crusade

Quote:

  • "Come on Jock, you're always telling me to show a little backbone!"

Music: L'Affaire d'Amour

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "That my dear Henri is the infamous Mata Hari."

Music: The Future is Here

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "This war had to be fought. Above all, it had to be won. The alternative is unthinkable."

Music: Elephant Chase

  • Composed by Gordy Haab

  • Staff of Kings

Quote:

  • "Step into the shoes of the legendary hero, Indiana Jones, in an all new epic adventure!"

Music: Ride to the Nazi Hideout

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "If adventure has a name, it must be Indiana Jones!"

Music: Alarm!

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Last Crusade

Quote:

  • "I’ve got a better idea. Gregory, how about some coffee? Get it while it’s hot!"

Music: Finding the Treasure

  • Composed by Steve Bramson

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Behold the eye of the peacock for you are the chosen one."

Music: One Last Adventure

  • Composed by Steve Bramson

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Indy, you are my best friend. Let's do it together. One last adventure."

Music: A Whirl Through Academe

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "That’s it! Now steer us in close."

  • "Close? To the maniac who's trying to kill us? Are you crazy?"

Music: Uncovering the Ark

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Hello! Why, Dr. Jones, whatever are you doing in such a nasty place?"

  • "Why don't you come on down here and I'll show ya!"

Music: Seabed Chase

  • Composed by Gordy Haab

  • Staff of Kings

Quote:

  • "If those guards get up those ladders, I’m in trouble!"

Music: Off to Romania

  • Composed by Curt Sobel

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Now I had been in the spy business for several years now, but nothing I had done previously prepared me for the challenge I was about to face."

Music: Venice / Fortune Teller

  • Composed by Curt Sobel

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "When I was fighting in the trenches I saw thousands of people killed for nothing. A lot of them were my friends. If I succeed in shortening this war even by a day, I save thousands of lives"

Music: The Return of the Jedi

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Return of the Jedi

Quote:

  • "I've got a bad feeling about this!"

Music: Escape from Venice

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Last Crusade

Quote:

  • "Indiana Jones! The return of the great adventure!"

Music: The Adventures of Mutt

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "Hang on to your hats, the adventure of a lifetime is coming!"

Music: Meeting Sheikh Kamal

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Captain Duval, you must be careful. The enemy here is everywhere."

Music: Spaghetti

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Hey, love is like war Indy. To the victor go the spoils!"

Music: Run for Your Life

  • Composed by Gordy Haab

  • Staff of Kings

Quote:

  • "Well, as long as you retrieve both the other Shepards, he should have no way to follow you."

  • "Both the other Shepards?"

  • "Well you read my notes, all my notes?"

  • "We were a little pressed for time!"

Music: Nevada, 1957

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "Marcus, you get me a ticket to the west coast and I’ll take care of the rest."

  • "I knew you’d say that!"

Music: Gaza or Beersheba?

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Beersheba has no need of extra troops, General. It has the greatest ally of all: the desert."

Music: Assault on Gaza

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Water is the difference between life and death. And there is not a drop between here and Beersheba."

Music: Giving the Russian the Slip

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "Five Hundred Dollars? What do you have Reeko? Noah’s Ark, the Atlantis, and the Holy Grail?!"

Music: The Jungle Chase Begins

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "After several years, the stone monkey returned somewhere on earth. The exact whereabouts of that Lost City has been a mystery for hundreds of years."

Music: The Dressing Room

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Norman! How's the painting coming along?"

  • "No, Norman Rockwell was another kid. I'm Indiana Jones."

  • "Well, we can't all be talented!"

Music: A Train to Catch

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "What you're trying to say is, you're upset."

  • "No, no I'm not upset. I'm INCANDESCENT WITH RAGE!!!"

Music: Istanbul Museum

  • Composed by Ray Harman

  • Staff of Kings

Quote:

  • "Those are priceless antiques! And those bozos are using them for target practice!"

Music: Mistaken for Someone Else

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "My poor brother. Whatever shall I tell our sister?"

  • "You could tell them the silly fools at the border mistook me for someone else!"

Music: The Bridges of St. Petersburg

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "The great charm of St. Petersburg is that there’s every kind of bridge one can imagine."

Music: Frederick is Dead

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "That's the trick cyclist we passed on the way in. We thought he was an errand boy."

  • "That's captain errand boy to you, second lieutenant. And unless you're dressed for a masquerade I fully expect to be saluted!"

Music: Map / Out of Fuel

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Temple of Doom

Quote:

  • "I have to catch a plane to Alaska in an hour."

  • "Terrific. Say hello to the gorillas for me!"

Music: The Journey to Akator

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Quote:

  • "Hola señor! Going up river?"

Music: Dogfight with the Red Baron

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "That's Charles Nungesser, the French flying ace. He's the best we've got."

  • "He looks like a walking accident!"

Music: Photographic Session

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Mission Accomplished?"

  • "Full throttle, no brakes!"

Music: Indy Rides the Statue

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "I’ll leave the geology lessons to you professor. Personally, I’m sticking with the gents that’ll get me outta here!"

Music: Washington Men / Indy's Home

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Ravenwood is the real expert. Abner did the first serious work on Tanis. Collected some of its relics. It was his obsession really. But he never found the city."

Music: Schweitzer Says Goodbye

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Reverence is a state of mind, not a set of rules. All it requires is that everything be done in deep awareness."

Music: Desert Trek

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "What was that?"

  • "A Belgian Salute!"

Music: Arrival at Port Gentil / Death of Bartelomy

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Sergeant, under no circumstances are you given leave to die. That's an order. One I expect you to obey for a change."

Music: Indiana Jones Trailer Excerpt

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  • N/A

Quote:

  • "Raiders of the Lost Ark. A film from Steven Spielberg and George Lucas."

Music: Indy Hijacks the Balloon

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "I said meet us back at the truck!"

  • "I got sidetracked!"

Music: The Old & The Bold

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Watch out for the motorcycles."

  • "They better watch out for me!"

Music: On the Tank

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Last Crusade

Quote:

  • "Busby's steering towards a mess of cacti! He can still pull up and miss them, but I'll be dragged through like a boiled egg through a slicer!"

Music: Chinatown Alley Fight

  • Composed by Gordy Haab

  • Staff of Kings

Quote:

  • "Magnus Voller. I should have known it was you!"

Music: Nocturnal Mission

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "So, we're fighting to protect Serbia, a tiny country no one's ever heard of. That's what this war is all about?"

Music: Visiting Remy

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Dear Ned. Interested to hear of your struggles against the Turks and Germans in the Middle East. I'm in a place called Verdun."

Music: Reunion in the Tent / Searching for the Well

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Dr. Brody, Dr. Jones. We have top men working on it right now."

  • "Who?"

  • "Top ... Men."

Music: Dusterstadt

  • Composed by Frederic Talgorn

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Lieutenant Blanc, a man who does not waste time. You arrived here at 4pm, 12 hours later you were climbing out of a tunnel. Remarkable!"

Music: Run!

  • Composed by Frederic Talgorn

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "This is insanity!"

  • "That's what they say about every great idea at first."

Music: Main Title - Somme

  • Composed by Frederic Talgorn

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "If you're so cynical about the war, why do you keep on fighting?"

  • "Because it's my duty."

Music: War of Words

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "What language is that?"

  • "You mean your name is Jones, yet you don't speak Welsh?"

Music: Oxford

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Henry, make sure you write to me and to your father. And Henry, don't take any stupid risks just to show off!"

Music: Fight in the Bakery

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "You're the worst liar I've ever met. Welcome to the Belgian Army!"

Music: Flight to Cairo

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "I've got it all figured it out. There's only one place he can sell it, Marrakech. I need 2,000 dollars!"

Music: Marion into the Pit

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "It could be worse Marion. It could be snakes!"

Music: The Fist Fight / Flying Wing

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Once again Dr. Jones, what was once yours is now mine. You're about to become a permanent edition to this archaeological find. Who knows? Maybe in 1,000 years even you'll be worth something!"

Music: Fight in the Desert

  • Composed by Gordy Haab

  • Staff of Kings

Quote:

  • "You wouldn't think archaeology would be such a rough profession. Well, you'd be wrong."

Music: Princeton Days

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Hey Soda Jerk! So where were you at practice today?"

  • "Some of us have to work for a living Butch!"

Music: Indy's Very First Adventure

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Last Crusade

Quote:

  • "You lost today kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it."

Music: The Great Wall

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "At last, there it is. The Great Wall."

Music: Desert Chase

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Now there's a coincidence; he's a strong as a bull. And guess what kind of whip this is!"

Music: Flight from Peru

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Jock! Start the engine!"

Music: Escape from the Temple

  • Composed by John Williams

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Quote:

  • "Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip. No time to argue!"

Music: Tolstoy Among the People

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Ah, the murder weapon."

  • "That's my slingshot!"

  • "Not anymore!"

Music: Archduke's Palace

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Trouble? You almost caused a diplomatic incident!"

Music: Arrival in Paris

  • Composed by Joel McNeely

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "Will you climb to the Eiffel Tower with me Ms. Seymour?"

  • "Henry, I've climbed the pyramids with you, I have no intention of ascending the dizzying heights of the Eiffel Tower!"

Music: Talking with Ned

  • Composed by Laurence Rosenthal

  • Young Indiana Jones

Quote:

  • "I want to be an archaeologist when I grow up."

  • "Maybe you'll add a new page to history."