Catherine's Cheesy Poem   (March VOT)

Oh Nick, it's been a real delight

To hear you talk on cheese tonight

I see that you are just the fella

To go to for my Mozzarella

And expert views I hope you'll share

To help me pick a nice Gruyere

Please tell me that you would like a tester

When next you slice a big Red Leicester

And your advice would help me spot a

Rich and creamy white Ricotta

And if we throw a special party

I'll need a great Ossau-Iraty

Yes, to your shop my feet will tread a

Path to sample tangy Cheddar

And who could feel the least bit gloomy

Knowing you stock good Halloumi

Forgive my cheesy little rhyme

Because we've had a lovely time

You certainly know how to please

With tales of Nantwich and your Cheese!