VINTAGE VARSITY SEASONAL COCKTAILS

Our new Seasonal Cocktails didn’t just ace the test — they stole the principal’s parking spot, started a rumor, and still got crowned homecoming royalty 📚 👑

Check out this semester’s starting lineup, and come drink ‘em before they graduate.

LOW-PROOF & ZERO-PROOF COCKTAILS

For the ones who brought apples to their teachers and the ones who hotboxed their dad’s ‘86 Camaro during lunch — our new Low & No-Proof cocktails have something for the whole class 🍎🏅

Sip your way through our roster that includes some slightly spiked, some not at all, and one that’s specially infused 🤫

MIDWEST MEETS PALM SPRINGS ☀️ 🌴

*Dramatically drapes plush terry cloth towel over chair*

Picture this: you’re lounging poolside at the Parker Hotel. Towering palms cast elegant shadows across jewel-tone tilework as a gentle breeze ruffles the fringed edges of your poolside cabana. The sun is warm, the water is cool and you feel completely at ease. 

What more could you ask for? Perhaps a refreshing cocktail…

In this sun-drenched concept, we’ll blend the warmth of the Midwest with the vibrant energy of Palm Springs, creating a visual feast of contrasts and harmonies. We’re talkin’ vintage Cali cool — where the cocktails pop with bright, juicy colors and the background reminds you that the sun is high and summer is in full swing.

THROWBACK COCKTAILS  (TOY COMMERCIAL)  

Let’s transform our cocktails into the stars of their own 90s infomercial — with must-have, over-the-top, action-packed flavors available for a limited time. Now, that’s what I call nostalgia!