Dear diary.

Luke here, and I got back from a life or death mission where I could have died with one of those freak brats in the cave. the stupid knucklehead and I were made to go on a mission to "fix our issues"

Lifehacker made the mistake to have Scorpio and that crazy killer Tacky be the leaders. for a mission to fight monsters and grab treasure. should have been simple until those two decided to set off the traps and cause a stupid cave collapse. leaving me to be trapped with the stupid brat for 3 days. 

i can be thankful that the stupid brat actually had survival skills in that thick head of theirs. they packed water and food with survival gear from that little alien they hang out with. despite the food being snacks and junk food, we rationed it and used the monster remains for food while we just waited for help. if only that brat didn't break their tech we could have gotten help sooner with that stupid scorpion refusing to call for help when even that insane killer actually had common sense to call for it. 

when it first started it was hours as we grew tired and slowly lost our minds because we couldn't tell the time or day. having to start a fire to keep warm, sharing the same sleeping bag, patching our wounds with that weird alien's medical goo, having to chat with that cute knuckleheaded brat. i never thought I admit this but, they weren't too bad to be trapped in a cave with, just still stupid because they tried punching their way out and only got hurt in the process.

as we waited for the whole 3 days, a monster mole actually came into our cave and began attacking us. i was still weak from having to conserve energy as that knucklehead just charged forward like it was nothing. but that brat just shot around aimlessly until the mole monster struck at their stomach and slicing them deep. that brat was getting beat up pretty bad as their vest was torn up and the lack of energy kicked in for them finally.

I couldn't just stay down as that mole would come for me next. I got up and charged for that brat's Raygun. aiming right at the mole's stupid head, i managed to kill it as that stupid kid laid on the ground bleeding to death. that stupid brat, trying to leave by death, not on my watch! i didn't care that lifehacker would had just revive them out of the cave, If I'm stuck in the cave so are they.

I walked up to the brat and was shocked at what I spotted about their body. their shirt was ripped and their chest was wrapped in bandages. I didn't want to believe what I was seeing but I didn't have time to think about it. I tried the aliens goo stuff but even that slop didn't fix the wound. all I could do was apply pressure to the cut as the dork just stared at me in more fear and something weird about their face. the dork asked me to not tell, as if I can even talk about what I found out about their body when I never cared for that stuff, just fighting the lame brat because they just tick me off by themselves. so i told them i never saw anything, as if anyone would believe me anyways.

i heard that crazy killer shout through the cave, guessing the mole made a tunnel to the outside. I picked the dork up and carried them out, i obviously grabbed their stupid vest to hide their chest as we finally left that stupid cave. 

I got checked and healed, finally feed something that isn't monster guts or sugary snacks. but then the dork came by my med room for a talk. basically the brat wanted to make sure that I didn't tell anyone and I said I didn't. the stupid head didn't trust me enough to keep a secret. I thought there was something strange in their face as they just stared at me with a weird glare, like it was full of shame but anger for some reason. it made me feel weird... 

As if they or i did something wrong, and it made me feel guilty. i didn't like it at all.

I don't know how that brat can be fine or still the same dumb idiot after the situation, but I know I don't want to be stuck in another cave with them. even if it was nice to chat with someone that actually listened to me