NEW Weaponry!

Note:

Most of the weapons on this page are lifted from the original Google Doc version of GOOSE as well as TC2's pool of removed/experimental/developer-exclusive weaponry, with alterrations done of course just in case I find them unbalanced.

My rule of thumb here is to also minimise the amount of reskins added as much as possible.

Flanker

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

Pistol ammo reserve increased to 48 from 36

Stock bat now counts hits like its reskins.

Reasoning/Notes

Based on the Baseball Launcher joke weapon. This weapon is primarily supposed to be a reinterpretation of the All-Sides, however with a more unique set of stats to make a mid-range Flanker primary that isn't just a rehash of the beta TF2 Nailgun or a worse stock revolver.

Home Run-inator

Level 1337 Baseball Launcher

Flanker Primary

This weapon fires baseball projectiles that do anywhere from 45-90 damage.

+66% clip size

+200% damage bonus (compared to Sandman)

+50% faster firing speed

Baseballs do not stun

-33% max primary ammo on wearer

-20% projectile speed (Compared to Sandman)

Damage ramp-up and fall-off is inverted (Compared to Sandman)

Reasoning/Notes

A spongebob reference designed for giving Flanker another means for crowd control that leans more into dealing direct damage towards crowds.

The main purpose(?) of this thing is to be used in KOTH maps when the enemy is trying to make a large push into the point. This weapon allows you to soften up all of the targets standing on the point in order for you or your team to finish them off later.

S.P.D.T.Y.T

Level 1337 "Small plastic disc that you throw"

Flanker Secondary

Compared to Six-Point Shuriken:

Thrown projectiles will bounce off of target and in the general direction of another target.

Each consecutive hit deals 10% more damage than the prior one

Any hit after the third will do minicrits.

Projectiles do not do bleed

Projectile breaks upon hitting fifth target

90% slower charge

20% damage penalty

Trooper

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

You will no longer take extra self damage if you happen to shoot an enemy who is next to you so long as you have the "Blast Jumping" status effect.

Rocket Launcher Base Damage nerfed to 85 (Max Rampup remains at 112 and Falloff at 46)

Blast jump push force reduced (20% Horizontal, 40% Vertical)

Reasoning/Notes

A more balanced interpretation of the OG Torpedo Tube. Actually inverts damage falloff and rampup numbers without weird "extra" stats.

Use case remains basically the same, spam at the payload cart from across the map.

Distant Decimator

(Formerly the Torpedo Tube)

Level 1337 Rocket Launcher

Trooper Primary

Projectile speed gets increased up to 100% faster depending on distance traveled

This weapon holsters and unholsters 25% faster

20% slower firing speed

Projectile speed is initially 20% slower

20% less push force from blast jumps

Buildings are subject to damage ramp-up/fall-off

Damage ramp-up and fall-off is inverted.

Original Stats

Projectiles accelerate up to +80% faster
Deals up to +134% more damage based on distance travelled
-20% damage penalty vs players
-20% slower firing speed

Changes:

Projectile maximum speed goes up to 100% faster rather than 80%
Damage penalty vs players removed.
Projectile speed is initially 20% slower
Less push force from blast jumps
Buildings are subject to damage ramp-up/fall-off
Damage ramp-up and fall-off is actually inverted rather than there being a 134% damage bonus and 20% damage penalty.

Reasoning/Notes

Suggestion by DoodleHD

Imagine the Wrecker's yard but it's the Rocket Jumper. That's it

Dumpster Diver's Delight

Level 1337 Rocket Launcher

Trooper Primary

Compared to the Wrecker's Yard:

No self inflicted blast damage taken

100% damage penalty

Wearer cannot perform any objectives.

A special rocket launcher for learning overload jump tricks and patterns.

This weapon deals ZERO damage.

Reasoning/Notes

The Assault Rifle from Era Warfare always seemed to me like a very unique concept. And given that TC2 has the Friendly Fire Foiler (a weapon that has very little in the way of actual secondary options that uniquely compliment it and its use case) I thought adding both this and the M4A1 would be quite unique.

BAR-Raiser

Level 1337 Light Machine Gun

Trooper Secondary

Compared to MAC-10:

35% Damage Bonus

20% Accuracy bonus

-34% Clipsize Penalty

25% slower reload speed on primary

25% slower reload speed

20% slower firing speed

Always Minicrits

20 rounds of .30-06 carnage!

Reasoning/Notes

Cashes in a bit more on the burst-fire angle that the cards on agent attempt to do. Similar to the BAR and Boonie Blaster this weapon is supposed to also be another weapon that's supposed to be FFF-friendly.

Also it's my own little way of commemorating the short-lived very obvious ChatGPT shitpost that was the Assault class

Serviceman's Standard

Level 1337 Carbine Rifle

Trooper Secondary

Compared to Mac-10

60% Accuracy Bonus

35% Damage Bonus

20% less ramp up

Recoils upward very slightly.

Fires in 3-Round Burst only.

Reasoning/Notes

Come here, cupcake!

Honest to god I think I only added this because I saw that unused grenade model in the TF2 wiki. Could be useful for cart spam or objective spam on defense, or alternatively giving Trooper the ability to shoot around corners.

Pineapple o' Pain

Level 1337 Hand Grenade

Trooper Secondary

A throwable, rechargeable Fragmentation Grenade that bounces off of walls, and deals bleed damage for up to 3 seconds to anyone caught in the radius.

25% Faster Recharge in VS Bosses

Explosion stuns bosses for 2 seconds

Unlisted: The FFF's reload speed bonus increases recharge speed by 30%

Reasoning/Notes

Inspired by an old rework for the Reserve Shooter where it was turned into a Rifle. Partially mixed with the Experimental Item. This should give the Ranger's Rifle a bit more purpose without being a hyper-situational weapon with a set of "whatever" upsides.

Icon is an edited version of The Carbine from sned9's blog and inherently the Arsenal weapon.

Ranger's Carbine

(Formerly the Ranger's Rifle)

Level 1337 Carbine

Trooper Secondary

(Experimental item added to main game)

Compared to Revolver:

Mini-crits targets launched airborne by explosions

This weapon deploys 30% faster

30% more accurate

-34% clip size

-35% damage penalty to non-airborne players

Banned in Vs. Bosses

Original Stats

(Compared to Boonie Blaster):

Mini-crits against targets launched by explosions

+60% deploy speed

+35% damage bonus against targets below half health

On Kill: +75% reload speed for 3 seconds

-66% clip size

Changes:

Now based on the Revolver to avoid inheriting the Boonie's new stats.

Clip size boosted

Added accuracy bonus

Removed the On-Kill bonus

Added -35% damage vs non-airborne players

Removed the 35% more damage vs half health players

Arsonist

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

Airblast pushforce increased by 125%, Airblast also preserves the effects of projectiles (i.e, Cow Mangler charged shot), and can remove self inflicted debuffs.

Flamethrower now more ammo efficient (.08s/1 ammo -> .105s/1 ammo)

Flare guns use the bounding box as its projectile hitbox now and can attack things such as buildings and pumpkins.

Fire Extinguisher can remove your own debuffs by swinging at the air, and allows you to de-debuff teammates for 50 HP. Also grants 25% more ammo from packs

Airblast targets sent into the air are given the "Airborne" status effect.

Airblast takes 75% more ammo now (35 ammo)

Minimum afterburn duration only 1 second.

Reasoning/Notes

The Napalmer and the Firkin' Flamer if it had a baby! A gimmicky primary for the Arsonist to give him more of a support/defense oriented kick.

This weapon is best paired with a flare gun for dps-maxxing but a shotgun remains effective also.

The Slickster

Level 1337 Flamethrower

Arsonist Primary

Alt-Fire: Fire napalm, which can stick to enemies, floors, and walls.

Enemies coated in napalm burst into flames upon taking damage

Napalm that is stuck to ceilings, floors, etc can be ignited by being shot.

90% of the damage dealt with the oil slick will be returned as health, and can overheal up to 230 health.

-75% damage penalty

No Afterburn

The napalm is slippery

Banned from Vs. Bosses.

Reasoning/Notes

Inspired by the Mannmelter, namely thewhat's reinterpretation of the Mannmelter which encourages getting kills in order to get free crits.

Now I wasn't exactly too keen on thewhat's rebalance of the Mannmelter basically acting as a BS Diamondback for Pyro so I of course decided to tone the weapon down a bit to both be compatible with the more Combo-based angle that I think arsonist should approach.

Hyperlaser

Level 1337 Sci-Fi Doohickey

Arsonist Secondary

Compared to Flare Gun:

+45% faster projectile speed

Every kill grants a minicrit. (Can store up to 10)

Minicrits become Full crits upon contact with a burning player

16% damage penalty

25% slower holster and unholster speed

Reasoning/Notes

Inspired by a scrapped Flanker primary weapon, as well as the part in Black Ops 1 where Mason goes absolutely HAM on some viet-cong with a dragon's breath SPAS-12.

This is supposed to be a noob-friendly alternative to the Flare Gun, and the biggest most noteworthy change I'd say is the addition of a range limit to the afterburn effect, because the corkscrew in main game TC2 just lets you ignite anyone from anywhere on the map.

Dragon's Breath

(Formerly the Corkscrew)

Level 1337 Shotgun

Arsonist Secondary

Compared to Shotgun:

On hit: Target is engulfed in flames

100% mini crits vs burning players

Bullets deal damage within a 45 stud range

-25% damage penalty

-50% clip size

This weapon reloads its entire clip at once

100% crits vs burning players

Original Stats

On hit: Enemy is engulfed in flames

-33% damage penalty
-66% clip size
This weapon reloads its entire clip at once

Changes:

Clip size increased by 1

Minicrits burning targets
Reduced damage penalty

Limited flame range to 45 studs

100% crits vs burning players

Reasoning/Notes

A weapon semi-inspired by the Gas Passer. Meant to do a similar thing to the Scorch Shot / Detonator except it covers a larger area.

Bottom's Up!

Level 1337 not alcohol

Arsonist Secondary

Compared to Pineapple o' Pain:

Grenades set enemies on fire rather than bleed

Afterburn duration dependent on target's closeness to the center of the explosion

Explodes on impact

30% damage penalty on explosion

Boss takes Minicrits from all sources while burning

Reasoning/Notes

A reimagining of the old Limb Trimmers unlockable concept from Typical Colors 1. Basically an eyelander for the Arsonist.

Hedge Honcho

Level 1337 Clippers

Arsonist Melee

Attacks do 50% more damage to players with <50% Health.

On Kill: Gain a limb (up to 5)

Attacks do 20% less damage to players with >50% Health.

This weapon deploys 25% slower.

Each limb increases Flamethrower range and secondary reload speed by 10%

Brute

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

Increased base movement speed from 77% to 80%

All lunchboxes recharge 33% faster (20s rather than 30s)

Yup we're skipping Annihilator.

Reasoning/Notes

Inspired by a comment made by the Limbo/Estelle Project creator of a Brute primary slot shotgun as well as the Thumper joke weapon.

Acts as sort of an M249 alternative that is more powerful at close range, as opposed to the M249's midrange usefulness. Also 150 damage meatshots, delish.

Big Bubba

Level 1337 Auto Shotgun

Brute Primary

(Compared to the Shotgun:)

+250% bullets per shot

+150% clip size

-52% damage penalty

125% less accurate

Firerate ramps up with extended periods of shooting, up to 30% faster.

Reasoning/Notes

This weapon is based on the Deathblow (or well, Ammo Hog)'s stats from 2016. This weapon aims to allow Fat Scout to shine a bit more. Paired with the stock fists you become an insanely fast-reloading 100% shotgun-based power class.

Ammo Hog

Level 1337 Generator Backpack

Brute Primary

15% Faster walking speed on wearer

Wearer regenerates +4 reserve ammo every second

On kill: 2 shots are reloaded in clip

25% Faster Reload on secondaries

50% less ammo from packs

+25% faster walking speed in Vs. Bosses, doesn’t stack with other weapons..

Does the ammo refill every 150 damage.

Protects the user against one boss attack, but ammo regeneration is disabled for 5 seconds

Reasoning/Notes

A sort of re-tooling of the All Sides as a set of Brute handguns. Acts as a sort of Boonie Blaster for Brute.

Duelin' Desperado's Dual-Duelers

(Formerly the All Sides)

Level 1337 Akimbo Revolvers

Brute (formerly Flanker) Secondary

(Experimental item added to main game)

(Compared to the Revolver:)

+75% faster firerate

+100% clip size

-50% damage penalty

20% less accurate

20% slower secondary reload on wearer

First shot is not perfectly accurate

Original Stats

(Compared to Revolver):

+30% damage ramp-up

-30% damage fall-off

-12% damage penalty

(All of these stats are unlisted)

Changes:

+100% clip size

+75% faster firerate

Removed the ramp up stat.

First shot is not perfectly accurate

Damage penalty increased

20% slower secondary reload on wearer

Now on Brute

Mechanic

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

Added quick-PDA option.

Sentries made worse (Sentry reaction time reduced by 50%, knockback reduced by 40%.)

Pistol reserve ammo reduced from 200 to 48 (same as Flanker)

Reasoning/Notes

ha ha funnee Super Shotgun

Superb Shotgun

Level 1337 Double-barreled Shotgun

Mechanic Primary

+30% faster firing speed

25% damage bonus

-66% clip size

25% less accurate

-50% max primary ammo on wearer

This weapon reloads its entire clip at once

Reasoning/Notes

(Image is a Freemodel)

A weapon that is supposed to encourage cooperative engineering between mechanics by allowing you to overheal buildings.

The idea is to either overheal friendly Mechanic's buildings, or to use in tandem with the PDQ to quickly set up and then maximise the health of a building.

However unlike the Southern Hospitality or stock, this is moreso for "Placing down a building, making it a bit tankier and forgetting about it" rather than "staying by your nest and ensuring your buildings stay sufficiently tanked"

Blowtorch

Level 1337 Blowtorch

Mechanic Melee

(Joke item added to main game)

100% faster firing speed

-30% less metal used per repair/refill

-60% metal per upgrade

-65% damage penalty

Fortification: Repairing a friendly building that is already at full health and ammo will allow you to overheal it up to 125% of its base health pool.

Original Stats

90% faster firing speed

-90% damage penalty

-90% metal per hit

This is a joke weapon

Changes:

Firerate increased

30% less metal used per repair/refill

Increased metal increment per upgrade

Damage penalty reduced

Added ability to overheal friendly buildings.

Doctor

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

Crossbows possess reversed damage falloff and rampup (ranging from 40-65, base damage remains 56)

Crossbows possess reversed healing and rampup (ranging from 56-112, base healing remains at 70)

Stock Supercharge provides resistance to all forms of knockback (sans Airblast)

On stock saw, reduced extra health from packs from +50% to +20%

Reasoning/Notes

Added back as a desperate attempt to give the Syringe Crossbow category of weapons some variety.

Crusader's Crossbow

(Formerly the Crusader's Carbine)

Level 1337 Syringe Crossbow

Doctor Secondary

Crossbow bolts provide 25% damage resistance upon hitting a teammate.
Patients hit by bolts have 50% slower overheal decay.
-25% damage penalty
-25% heal penalty

Original Stats

Fires special bolts that heals teammates based on distance traveled
-34% damage penalty
-34% heal penalty

Changes:

Both penalties lessened

Bolts provide resistance and slower overheal decay to patients.

"Fires special bolts that heal based on distance" no longer listed as the stock crossbow does this now.

Reasoning/Notes

Practioner's Peril

(Formerly the Booster Shot)

Level 1337 Machine Pistol

Doctor Secondary

Compared to Syringe Pistol:

Alt-fire with this equipped: Spend 25% SuperCharge to gain the effects of your equipped medigun’s Supercharge for 2 seconds

+2 health regenerated per second on wearer

-25% damage penalty

No supercharge on kill

Mini-crits whenever it would normally crit

For the physician tired of beating around the bush.

Marksman

Base Stat Changes (as a refresher):

Changed effective distance from 40-120 studs to 25-120 studs

Rather than a damage penalty, shooting at an enemy from outside of your effective range only makes your headshots deal minicrits.

Headshot delay reduced to 0.2s

SMG damage very very slightly buffed.

All scopes have 25% reduced zoom

Reserve ammo reduced by... 1. (I swear I did this for a reason.)

All Marksman primaries have unlisted stats listed now.

Range penalites do not apply in Vs. Bosses

Reasoning/Notes

Literally just a weapon concept lifted from my own game LOL.

Another weapon in the same vein as the Poacher's Pride and Efficient Eliminator, encourages a more mobile playstyle on Marksman, best paired with the Razorback.

Bushman's Burster

Marksman Primary

This weapon does not charge up

Mini Crits on Headshot

This weapon has severe recoil and spread if not scoped in

50% zoom reduction

A scoped assault rifle with a 21-round magazine that fires in fast 3-round bursts, each bullet doing 20 base damage.

Reasoning/Notes

half-assed Redug promo

Top Grade

Level 1337 Actual Gun

Marksman Secondary

Reskin of the Classic

Reasoning/Notes

lol idk i just wanted marksman to have more Machine Pistols

Flak-Flanker

(Formerly the Airborne Annihilator)

Level 1337 Actual Gun

Marksman Secondary

Critical hits vs. targets launched airborne by explosions
20% more accurate
25% explosion damage vulnerability on wearer
-20% damage penalty
-60% clip size