How to goon

You might be wondering, how do I, a normal human being, goon? Well, fear not, because I have 4 simple steps for you to start your gooning journey.

First, you have to whip out your massive GoonMachine*
Second, you have to start stroking it and jorking it
Third, you have to yell "its gooning time" and edge all over the place
Fourth, you have to accend above our three dimensional universe and goon. This is when you reach a certain state of edging, where your body is a mere attachment to your GoonMachine* at this point. All five senses are condensed into your GoonMachine*. You see from your GoonMachine*. You hear from your GoonMachine*. You even taste from your GoonMachine*.

WARNING

Gooning is very000 00 0000 addictive and should only be done when necessary. When you stop gooning, you will go through goondrawals where the only thing you desire00000 00000 is to goon even more. This has claimed too 00000 0000many lives to count and will claim more if people don't be careful with the power that is called gooning. FAKE NEWS00 000 0000 FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS DONT LISTEN TO THEM LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES LISTEN TO THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD

GOON AT YOUR OWN RISK

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