This human subject complained of issues of - thinking, critical reasoning, and consciousness.
Through several stages of Goonoscopy, we were able to reprogram and rearrange the brain to cure the patient of his ailments. Specialized GoonCCP brain therapy is also required, taking a total of 4 months for a complete cure.
why Get a Goonoscopy?
CURE
Most humans were born with diseases, created from evolution to gain the parasite of consciousness. Gooning solves this by disconnecting the concioncess from the human body. When this happens, you are your dick and only your dick. Your soul and your spiritual energy becomes concentrated in your peener.