Health benefits of gooning

You transcend the realm of reality while you open your third eye.

You become the very thing that you sought to destroy, the goon seeping inside you as you blow with the semen that provides the body with many vitamins and increases in masculine Gigachad testosterone that can beat weak incels like Yogev to a pulp. 

With your newfound powers, your body can withstand and overcome your past gooning sessions, with you being able to smash records each time as the urge becomes to the point of everlasting heaven.

Your body begins a state of goonisis, converting all ATP into C.M.N.N., slowly killing the plague of consciousness within you. The body will react differently to goonisis depending on how much of an alpha male you are. The most sigma you are, the more strength and rizz you will gain. The more beta you are increases your chances of gaining erectile dysfunction (penis no longer penises (muy malo (no bueno (very sad ( :( ))))