• Their salespeople often go door to door trying to sell you their product or try to get to you through other vacuum cleaner buyers. 

• They promote the great things about the product. It has all the latest gadgets and lots of cool features. But avoid telling you about the flaws.

• They tell you that no other vacuum cleaner is as good as theirs. It will suck out all the dirt from your life and make everything clean! 

• They insist that every other vacuum cleaner on the market is appallingly bad and you are/would be a fool to buy it. 

• Their vacuum cleaner turns out to be just as bad as all those other vacuum cleaners. 

The question itself is extremely flawed. It is hugely presumptuous. You might as well be asking me “were you right about Santa’s Elves helping him build all those toys?” It is a presumptuous question, because I first have to believe that Santa and Elves exist. I also have to believe there is a workshop where Santa is illegally manufacturing copies of brand name toys for millions of boys and girls all over the world. Only then can I answer the question of whether I was wrong about the elves being involved.

The same goes for the Born Again question. First I have to believe that God exists and Jesus lives. I also have to believe that being Born Again is a legitimate concept and not just a religious fantasy. Then I have to believe that being born again is necessary to please God. Seeing as I no longer believe any of that, how can I answer the question?

Many Christians believe that Lucifer was a guardian cherub (Ez 28:14), who was given the job to guard God’s throne. Guard God’s throne? Seriously? An omni-present, all-powerful being needs his throne guarded? Why would he even have a throne anyway, let alone need to defend it. Who is he defending it against? The only enemy the bible tells us God has is Lucifer himself as there is supposedly only one God. So he assigns the one guy he knows full well has designs on being the king himself to guard his throne. Helloooo… God…knock knock knock… nybody home?