A Sissy

This is a parody of the Chick Tract of the same name, which you can find here. 

In this Chick Tract fantasy, a musclebound Christian uses intimidation to proselytize two dumbass truckers.

Warning: Jack Chick's version is watered down but this version has truckers talking the way you'd expect them to talk! And let's face it... even Christian truckers don't drink tea!