A song about Pirates & Ice Cream. Not many around, which is so surprising, given the popularity of both.

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, matey

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, matey

You should buy your ice cream from me

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, matey

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, matey

You should buy your ice cream from me

And the best thing that I can sing

Is when you buy your cone from me

The first scoop, the very first scoop

The first scoop is always free

verse 2

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, matey

Two Scoops of Ice Cream, matey

You should buy your ice cream from me

On sale today is our "Plank Cone"

Walk over here and get you some

It's more refreshing than a dip in the Ice Cream Sea

Pirate Pistachio and Cannonball Crunch

You can have some after lunch

Buy some now and makes us zillionaires

A real double dipper for a dollar

A chocolate chocolate chipper for a dollar

The best thing that I can sing

Is when you buy your cone from me

The first scoop is always free