Tissue, Tissue, we hardly know you
Tissue, Tissue, we’ve just run out
Search your pockets, inside your purse
As tragedies go things could get worse
Tissue, Tissue, we hardly know you
Tissue, Tissue, we’ve just run out
Upside your sleeve your handkerchief resides
Until a sneezy feeling subsides
Alas it’s missing and your problem’s the same
The box is empty no tissues remain