Ft. Eustis Hash House Harriers

Songs

FT. EUSTIS HASH SONGS

We're the Fort Eustis hashers

We're glad to be here

We'll shortcut your trails

And drink all your beer!

We'll fuck all your women

And puke in your car

We're the Fort Eustis hashers

The best hash by far!

DFL Song - Lonesome Tonight

Were you lonesome tonight,

Was the hash out of sight,

Are you sorry you strayed from true trail?

Did your throat get real dry,

Underneath the hot sky,

When you thought of the beer did you wail?

Are the sores on your feet, raw and filled up with puss?

When you gazed down the road, did you pray for a bus?

Are your legs filled with pain,

Will you shortcut again,

Tell me fool, were you lonesome tonight?

Drink it down, down, down . . .

SOLDIER SONG

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,

To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,

For cunt, for cunt, to country tis of thee,

Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,

A soldier I will be.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

SOUND OF HASHERS

Melody - Do, Re, Mi

Give (name) a beer, a really big beer,

We will watch him drink it down.

Girls, you know if he drinks it all,

He will never get it up.

Oh, the stories sad to tell,

It picked up and then it fell.

You would die if you could see,

(name), slap his tiny wee-wee.

Drink it down, down, down . . .

FRB Song

They say you were the fastest

You won the hash today

You're not so fast you bastard

You shortcut all the way!

Never even saw the trail

Though the others say.

The hares will say you're lucky

But we all know you're gay

Drink it down, down, down . . .

HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER

Melody - Ach, Du Lieber Augustin

Contributed by ZiPpy, Pikes Peak H3

Here's to brother hasher,

Bother hasher, brother hasher,

Here's to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug.

He's happy, he's jolly,

He's fucked up by golly,

Here's to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug.

So drink motherfucker,

Drink motherfucker,

Drink motherfucker,

Drink motherfucker,

Here's to brother hasher,

May he chug-a-lug.

THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON

Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

They ought to be publicly pissed on,

They ought to be publicly shot, (bang bang)

They ought to be tied to a urinal,

And left there to fester and rot, (rot rot)

Drink it down, down, down . . .

Big Ol' Boobies

She's got them, Big ol' boobies like in those porno movies, and she can such a golf ball through a garden hose. Though she shaves her bever, so I'll never leave her. Get her drunk and anal goes!

Drink it down, down, down, down . . .

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