Jacob Riffer

Jacob Riffer is a 5’10” extrovert with a business-casual yet athletic aesthetic. He participates in both football and lacrosse, so he would prefer an athletic partner. In addition to being athletic, his ideal girl needs to be outgoing, funny, brunette, and a visionary. Despite his hidden talent being minority leadership, his biggest red flags are not having a father, being in College Algebra, and not taking things seriously. Just looking at those red flags you can immediately see why his last relationship failed. If you go out on a date, he will pick you up and try to impress you by singing his favorite throwback, “In Da Club". His celebrity crush is Daniel Sierk, so it sounds a lot like we already have our first Hempfield Mingle match.

Leah Kern

Leah Kern is a whole package deal standing at just 4’9” but with an extroverted personality of a unicorn drinking a monster pipeline punch. Her personality can easily be assumed through her style which mostly consists of cheetah print and fur coats. After she asks you out, she will insist that on the first date she takes you to her favorite fast food place (cheap skate moment) Bojangle’s. And, if you don’t know that place exists, you are automatically not even an option anymore. She is a dual sport athlete playing both soccer and lacrosse which obviously means that you have to be capable of both jump roping and pogo stick jumping. In addition to these requirements, she is looking for someone with pink hair (which she finds extremely attractive) as well as someone who is mute because talking is the most unattractive quality she could possibly think of. If you happen to meet all these requirements she may just be willing to take you on her dream vacation to Boring, Oregon, and settle down to start a family of approximately 1.93 kids. However, take into consideration her major red flags which is the fact that she says “melk” instead of milk and “pellow” instead of pillow. Her last relationship failed because she kidnapped his cat, which probably stems from the fact that she lives by MILF (man i love felines) energy. These factors can be easily overlooked though because her hidden talent is riding a unicycle while juggling chainsaws, and she can bust out some extremely cool dance moves if her favorite throwback song Cotton Eye Joe is played.

Mansib Rahman

Mansib Rahman is a 6'0'', trendy, outgoing man from Bangladesh often caught wearing the newest sportswear. If he were to take you out to his favorite restaurant, it would be a dinner for two at Chipotle. Mansib is looking for someone not overly short, but they must be above 5’6". He is an athlete and can be seen strutting down the soccer field. He would like an athletic partner so if you're a couch potato, sorry you don't make the cut. But, maybe next year. After your wedding he’ll most likely take you on his dream vacation, a tour through Europe. Mansib would tell you himself that his biggest red flag is that he's not American. As Mansib continues his search for a partner, he is looking for a good smile (no yellow teeth here), a cute laugh, and someone adventurous. Some might say he likes to live life on the wild side, rawr. He hates rude people, so if you're a kind, bubbly person, then you’re a great fit. He prefers brunettes, but don't sweat it though because there is always hair dye. His last relationship failed because his girlfriend's mother was a problematic woman. If your mom's quiet then Mansib will most likely be content. His ex also used him for clout and to become popular. Don't be a clout chaser when going for Mansib because it won't get you far, just ask his ex. He doesn't have a hidden talent; he's still looking for it. Maybe a little lady in his life will help him see all his talents.

Daniel Sierk

Daniel Sierk is a very casual, 6’5'' man looking for an athletic, either taller or shorter partner. He is athletic as well, and when put to any challenge, his strong competitiveness will definitely get in the way. He performs very well on both the football and basketball teams. He has never been in a relationship, but if you exercise, have a nice smile, and are attentive to Daniel, he will most likely fall in love with you. However, if you don’t try in school, aren’t loyal, drink lots of alcohol, or vape, don’t think you have any chances with him. Although Daniel’s hidden talent is cooking, you may see him eating one of his meals at Chipotle. And don’t be afraid to approach him because he is very outgoing. Or, if you catch Daniel leaving Chipotle, just hop in his car and sing along to “99 Problems”. Both blondes and brunettes attract him, however he is not a fan of redheads. Wishing he could be with his celebrity crush Zendaya, Daniel hopes to have three kids at some point.

Justin Novotney

Justin Novotney is a nice looking, approachable, 6’0" man, looking for a short, attractive partner. He is very desperate, and whether you play football, soccer, tennis, or rec basketball, he is interested. If you have good toes, he is even more interested. Be careful not to show any feelings beacuse that is very unattractive to him. Justin’s favorite place to eat is McDonalds, and he is looking for someone to spend a candlelit dinner with him there. A 30-count nugget and some fries to eat in a "Lady and the Tramp" style. He is both quiet and outgoing, depending on the day. Although he has many “best friends,” don’t let this stop you from thinking you could be his romantic getaway partner. Mountains are Justin’s dream vacation, but he doesn’t actually want to go on them. His last relationship failed because she couldn’t decide on the radio station. If you ever go on a date with Justin, play “Laughing to the Bank” by Chief Keef and he will suddenly fall in love with you. He wants at least 10 kids later in life, and although he is into blondes, Ryan Reynolds is Justin’s celebrity crush.