Babies are weird and cute, so let's talk about them. Here are some random facts below:
They have fat legs
They have chubby cheeks
They have big eyes and thick thighs
They have no teeth, what the heck
They are usually naked
They can have tails
They makes packs
They have their own language
They can be dangerous
They pull out your hair
They pretend to understand nothing
They have Dumbo ears
Having thirteen babies are unlucky
They cry just to make you cry later on
They come from storks
They kick
They have a strong grip
They know algebra
They're a lot like old people
Soon we'll get them phones, so they'll understand politics
They are beautiful and ugly at the same time
They are animals
They drink milk
They eat burgers
They fall in love
They drink black coffee on Mondays
They love everyone but you
They throw food
They can dance better than the President himself
They are always happy and for what? NOTHING!!
None of these are scientifically proven to be true.