Current Members
Current Members
Eli Bailit '26
Hometown: Needham, MA
Major: Cognitive Science
Fun fact: When he was a baby, he cried in strictly the key of C
Evan Jaffe '26
Hometown: Sharon, MA
Major: Government + Middle Eastern Studies
Fun fact: He's not short, he's fun sized
Bill Zheng '26
Hometown: Naperville, IL
Major: Computer Science + Quantitative Social Science
Fun fact: @bill._.spills
Bryan Akin '26
Hometown: Houston, TX
Major: Neuroscience + Linguistics
Fun fact: His was the inspiration for Mini Pekka
Sam Jung '26
Hometown: Seoul, South Korea
Minors: Neuroscience + Computer Science
Fun fact: He can beatbox better than you
Walker Ball '26
Hometown: Philadelphia, PA
Major: Computer Science
Fun fact: His last name is "Ball", not "Balls"
Jack Eiff '27 - President
Hometown: Harrison, NY
Major: Politics, Philosophy, and Economics (PPE)
Fun fact: He likes to be called Shack
Taj Horowitz '27 - Vice President, Alumni Chair
Hometown: Brookline, MA
Major: Quantitative Social Science
Fun fact: Has an alter ego as the Cookie Monster
Isaac Lawrence '27 - Business Manager
Hometown: Baltimore, MD
Major: Environmental Science
Fun fact: The most ergonomic man you've ever seen
Braden Witkovich '25+2 - Pinwale Trainer
Hometown: Jacksonville, FL
Major: Economics
Minor: Math
Fun fact: Wants to be The Don when he grows up
Connor Federico-Grome '27
Hometown: Natick, MA
Major: Geography + Government
Fun fact: Part-time student at Wesleyan University
Ahron Springer '27
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Major: Quantitative Social Science
Fun fact: "oh SHOOOOOOOORE"
Jet Tober '27
Hometown: Westport, CT
Major: Politics, Philosophy & Economics (PPE)
Minor: Spanish
Fun fact: Best freestyler this side of the Mississippi
Ben Campion '28 - Music Director
Hometown: Annapolis, MD
Major: Quantitative Social Science
Fun fact: He can't burp
Theo Hughes '28 - Music Director
Hometown: Potsdam, NY
Major: Philosophy (Pre-Med)
Fun fact: He dances like he got a family to feed
Tobias Jehn '28 - Social Chair
Hometown: Brookline, MA
Major: Anthropology
Fun Fact: He is a borderline kleptomaniac (not even borderline)
Ben Cashwell '28 - Tewer Manager
Hometown: Raleigh, NC
Major: Government + Native American and Indigenous Studies
Fun fact: Assistant to the 5-Minute Break Coordinator
Rhys King '28
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Major: Performative Male Studies
Fun Fact: His favorite sweatshirt says CAT on it
Michael "Mocha" Ross '29 - Tewer Manager, Assistant Pinwale Trainer
Hometown: Tampa, FL
Major: Government
Fun fact: Tancer (Top dancer of the Cords)
Lane McDermid '29 - Social Chair
Hometown: London
Major: Math
Fun Fact: He has never eaten beans on toast
Oscar Rempe-Hiam '29 - Antisocial Social Chair
Hometown: New York, NY
Major: Government
Minor: Yes
Fun fact: He's scared of electric hand dryers
Brendan Reichard '29 - Antisocial Social Chair
Hometown: Needham, MA
Major: Government
Minor: No thank you
Fun fact: He can run a 7:30 mile
Peter Roberts '29 - Assistant to the Business Manager
Hometown: New York, NY
Major: Government modified with Economics
Minor: Human Centered Design
Fun fact: The man with no pants fears no pickpocket
Gaspard Wenger '29
Hometown: Oxford, England
Major: Rowing
Minor: Mechanical Engineering
Fun Fact: Taller than your mum's favorite NBA player (enderman physique)