(Begins with black screen. [Loud pull-chain noise]. Switch to white screen).
Thank you for coming in today. We’d like to ask you a few questions about yourself.
Why do you want to work for the Government of Canada? [PAUSE; PENCIL SCRATCH]. Did you always strive to achieve good marks in school? [PENCIL SCRATCH]. Hmm mmmhm. [PAUSE].
Tell me about a time when you had to prioritize tasks? [PAUSE; PENCIL SCRATCH]. Are you frightened by the thought of being in an automobile accident? [PAUSE].
Right, right. [PENCIL SCRATCH; PAGE TURN]. Are you slow at making up your mind? [PAUSE; PENCIL SCRATCH].
Describe some of your experience with repetitive, administrative work? [PAUSE]. Hmmm. [PENCIL SCRATCH]. Do you prefer a shower or a bathtub? [PAUSE; PENCIL SCRATCH].
Could you elaborate on your activities outside of the workplace? [PAUSE]. Hmmm. [PAUSE]. Be a bit more explicit about these friends. Do you have their names? Mmmmhm. [PAUSE; PENCIL SCRATCH; PAGE TURN].
Do you like to boast about your achievements? [PAUSE; PENCIL SCRATCH; FOOTSTEPS]. Do you believe you have a good moral compass?