Camping Rules

1. Check-in & Check-out Arrive on time, leave on time. Don’t appear at 2 AM like a plot twist in a horror movie. We accept new arrivals from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.

2. Quiet Hours (10:00 PM - 7:30 AM) If your voice can wake the fish, you’re too loud. Respect the beauty of silence... and sleeping campers. Turn off loud speakers during quiet time.

3. Cleanliness Clean as you go. This is a campsite, not your childhood bedroom where mom cleaned up for you.

4. Fire Safety Fire is magical—until it’s not. Keep it small, controlled, and never leave it alone like an ex you’re trying to avoid. Bonfire is not allowed.

5. Respect for Others Be a good neighbor. No tent invasions, no blasting music, and no karaoke battles after dark (no matter how good your high notes are).

6. Tent & Parking Pitch your tent only where you’re supposed to. Parking is not “park anywhere and pray.”

7. Respect Nature Take pictures, not corals, shells, starfish, or driftwood souvenirs. Nature is not a free shopping mall.

8. Alcohol & Behavior Drink responsibly. If you start arguing with a tree, it’s time to stop.

9. Pets Pets are welcome! Just keep them leashed, loved, and cleaned up after. Surprise landmines are NOT a fun camping activity.

10. Safety First Follow staff instructions—they’re not bossy, they’re trained. If something looks dangerous... it probably is.