"I was RIGHT! THERE!!"

Summary

Astarion is an Elf, who is also a Vampire. He tries to keep his past hidden, but due to Choco, it slowly comes to light. At least for her. He is known as sassy, poetic but also in for all kinds of anti-hero behaviour.
We don't talk about that one time he broke into the bathroom, while Choco was showering, just to scare her-