01/29/25 added this page, occupations from https://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes_stru.htm
inspired by https://rentry.co/xaods3zx
could use some better wording

Management/Business

•  CEO(corporate strategist, high-stakes decision-maker)

•  project manager(deadline enforcer, efficiency optimizer)

•  HR director(workplace mediator, policy enforcer)

•  operations manager(workflow analyst, crisis handler)

•  supply chain director(logistics expert, risk mitigator)

•  investment banker(financial strategist, risk analyst)

•  forensic accountant(fraud investigator, financial detective)

•  actuary(risk predictor, statistical analyst)

•  auditor(compliance enforcer, forensic examiner)

•  corporate consultant(business strategist, efficiency expert)

Computer and Mathematical Occupations

•  cybersecurity specialist(hacker countermeasure, data protector)

•  software engineer(AI developer, system architect)

•  game designer(interactive storytelling expert, mechanics specialist)

•  data scientist(predictive modeler, machine learning expert)

•  mathematician(cryptographer, statistical forecaster)

Architecture and Engineering Occupations

•  civil engineer(infrastructure expert, urban planner)

•  aerospace engineer(spacecraft designer, propulsion specialist)

•  robotics engineer(AI automation, biomechanical integration)

•  structural architect(historical preservationist, urban visionary)

•  mechanical engineer(prototype designer, systems optimizer)

Life, Physical, and Social Science Occupations

•  forensic scientist(crime scene analyst, biological trace expert)

•  astrophysicist(cosmology researcher, black hole theorist)

•  geneticist(DNA analyst, hereditary disease researcher)

•  archaeologist(ancient civilization expert, artifact preservationist)

•  psychologist(behavioral specialist, trauma therapist)

Community and Social Service Occupations

•  social worker(family crisis interventionist, advocacy specialist)

•  grief counselor(bereavement therapist, emotional resilience coach)

•  substance abuse counselor(rehabilitation strategist, addiction therapist)

•  humanitarian aid worker(disaster response, refugee specialist)

•  youth mentor(at-risk teen advocate, education guide)

Legal Occupations

• defense attorney(wrongful conviction specialist, courtroom strategist)

• prosecutor(case builder, cross-examination expert)

• mediator(conflict resolution expert, legal negotiator)

• judge(justice system arbiter, legal precedent expert)

• legal consultant(corporate compliance, intellectual property defender)

Educational Instruction and Library Occupations

•  university professor(academic researcher, published author)

•  special education teacher(learning disability specialist, curriculum innovator)

•  historian(archival researcher, documentary consultant)

•  librarian(information specialist, digital archivist)

•  museum educator(historical interpreter, cultural preservationist)

Arts, Design, Entertainment, Sports, and Media Occupations

•  film director(narrative visionary, cinematography expert)

•  investigative journalist(whistleblower tracker, corruption exposer)

•  concept artist(world builder, fantasy illustrator)

•  stunt performer(high-risk action specialist, fight choreographer)

•  esports coach(competitive strategist, mental resilience trainer)

Healthcare

•  trauma surgeon(high-pressure lifesaver, emergency response leader)

•  neurologist(brain function researcher, neurodegenerative disease specialist)

•  forensic pathologist(cause-of-death expert, criminal investigator)

•  pediatrician(child healthcare specialist, developmental expert)

•  veterinarian(exotic animal specialist, surgical expert)

•  paramedic(emergency responder, life-saving technician)

•  hospice caregiver(end-of-life specialist, emotional support provider)

•  physical therapist(injury rehabilitation expert, mobility restoration)

•  surgical technician(operation room assistant, precision handler)

•  radiology technician(X-ray analyst, imaging specialist)

Protective Service Occupations

•  FBI profiler(criminal psychologist, serial offender analyst)

•  bomb disposal technician(explosive ordinance specialist, crisis handler)

•  bodyguard(VIP protection, combat specialist)

•  firefighter(disaster response, search and rescue expert)

•  K-9 unit officer(tracking specialist, scent detection expert)

Food Preparation and Serving Related Occupations

•  executive chef(fine dining expert, menu innovator)

•  food scientist(flavor chemist, preservation expert)

•  chocolatier(artisan dessert specialist, confectionery artist)

•  mixologist(cocktail chemist, sensory experience creator)

•  nutritionist(dietary consultant, metabolic expert)

Building and Grounds Cleaning and Maintenance Occupations

•  conservationist(historical restoration, environmental cleanup)

•  private estate manager(luxury home caretaker, security coordinator)

•  urban gardener(eco-friendly landscaper, food sustainability advocate)

•  hotel maintenance chief(facility management, crisis repairs)

•  antique restorer(furniture preservation, delicate material expert)

Personal Care and Service Occupations

•  mortician(funeral director, grief counselor)

•  personal trainer(fitness coach, injury prevention specialist)

•  massage therapist(pain relief specialist, stress reduction expert)

•  voice coach(speech improvement, vocal rehabilitation)

•  astrologer(spiritual consultant, cosmic cycle interpreter)

Sales and Related Occupations

•  real estate agent(luxury home specialist, market analyst)

•  antique dealer(historical value expert, rare collectibles specialist)

•  brand strategist(marketing expert, consumer psychology analyst)

•  pharmaceutical rep(medical liaison, prescription advisor)

•  auctioneer(bidding war expert, rare item appraiser)

Office and Administrative Support Occupations

•  executive assistant(high-level coordinator, confidential advisor)

•  event planner(logistics manager, crisis problem-solver)

•  travel consultant(luxury experience planner, cultural advisor)

•  records manager(data preservationist, archive specialist)

•  corporate trainer(employee development, leadership coach)

Farming, Fishing, and Forestry Occupations

•  wildlife biologist(ecosystem preservationist, species behavior expert)

•  deep-sea fisher(ocean navigation expert, extreme weather handler)

•  beekeeping specialist(pollination conservationist, honey production expert)

•  vineyard manager(wine cultivation expert, fermentation specialist)

•  organic farmer(sustainable agriculture advocate, soil health specialist)

Construction and Extraction Occupations

•  demolition expert(controlled explosions specialist, safety inspector)

•  structural ironworker(sky-high construction expert, framework installer)

•  tunnel engineer(underground excavation, stability analyst)

•  crane operator(precision machinery handler, heavy-lifting expert)

•  stone mason(historical restoration expert, intricate carving specialist)

Installation, Maintenance, and Repair Occupations

•  horologist(watch repair expert, historical timepiece restoration)

•  drone technician(UAV specialist, aerial surveillance expert)

•  auto mechanic(classic car restoration, high-performance tuning)

•  marine electrician(naval wiring expert, offshore safety consultant)

•  robotics technician(AI repair specialist, biomechanical maintenance)

Transportation and Material Moving Occupations

•  air traffic controller(flight coordination specialist, crisis handler)

•  stunt driver(precision vehicle control, action film consultant)

•  cargo ship captain(global logistics expert, storm navigation)

•  railway engineer(locomotive specialist, transportation safety expert)

•  spacecraft pilot(orbital mechanics expert, zero-G navigation)

Nobility & Courtly Roles 

• Royal spymaster(shadow broker, blackmail archivist) 

• Court alchemist(elixir brewer, poison tester) 

• Herald(sigil interpreter, diplomatic messenger) 

• Exchequer(tax collector, coin counterfeiter hunter) 

• Jester(subversive satirist, royal confidant) 

Magic & Arcane Professions 

• Leyline surveyor(magic wellspring mapper, ritual site scout) 

• Runesmith(enchantment carver, cursed artifact neutralizer) 

• Potioneer(love philtre mixer, hallucinogenic brewmaster) 

• Dreamwalker(oneiromancer, nightmare exorcist) 

• Chimera breeder(hybrid creature trainer, illegal monster dealer) 

Martial & Adventuring Roles 

• Dungeon delver(trap disarmer, relic thief) 

• Monster hunter(bounty tracker, cursed-beast euthanizer) 

• Siege engineer(trebuchet calibrator, fortress saboteur) 

• Dueling master(fencing instructor, honor-killing arbitrator) 

• Wandering knight(oathbound vigilante, tournament champion) 

Trade & Craft Professions 

• Clockwork artisan(automaton repair, assassination-gear tinkerer) 

• Grave-robber(resurrectionist, necromancer’s supplier) 

• Blacksmith(legendary weapon forger, dwarven alloy specialist) 

• Apothecary(plague doctor, illicit love-charm seller) 

• Cartographer(maze-mapper, cursed-land surveyor) 

Religious & Supernatural Roles 

• Heretic inquisitor(witch burner, forbidden text censor) 

• Temple diviner(omen interpreter, sacrificial officiant) 

• Penitent assassin(sin-eater, divine retribution blade) 

• Pilgrim guide(miracle-site escort, relic authenticity verifier) 

• Undertaker(ghost whisperer, corpse-animator) 

Tech & Cyber Professions 

• Neural hacker(memory thief, brainfirewall specialist) 

• Drone swarm pilot(surveillance overseer, nano-repair coordinator) 

• AI ethicist(rogue code pacifier, singularity-prevention analyst) 

• Cybernetic black-market surgeon(limb smuggler, wetware pirate) 

• Quantum cryptographer(unhackable key generator, alien math decryptor) 

Space & Exploration Roles 

• Exoplanet geologist(xenostructure analyst, terraforming assessor) 

• Salvage rigger(derelict ship stripper, haunted wreck explorer) 

• Cryo-sleep overseer(hibernation psychosis counselor, thawing technician) 

• Orbital traffic controller(satellite collision averter, smuggling route spotter) 

• Xenolinguist(first-contact translator, hive-mind dialect specialist) 

Military & Law Enforcement 

• Powered armor mercenary(corporate war vet, zero-G boarding specialist) 

• Bounty hunter(skip tracer, cybernetic bloodhound) 

• Nanoplague containment specialist(grey goo suppressor, bio-weapon thief) 

• Hacktivist(data liberator, propaganda virus designer) 

• Prison-ship warden(AI rehabilitation overseer, mindwipe technician) 

Corporate & Underworld 

• Clone rights lawyer(replicant emancipation activist, identity theft prosecutor) 

• Smuggler(blockade runner, black-market AI courier) 

• Corporate espionage "ghost"(memory-wipe assassin, boardroom saboteur) 

• Gene-tailor(designer baby engineer, illegal trait splicer) 

• Void cult recruiter(apocalypse preacher, alien-worship enforcer) 

Fairy Tale / Whimsy 

• professional curse-breaker(frog-kissing consultant, spindle safety inspector) 

• cloud shepherd(storm tamer, lightning-harvester) 

• cookie oracle(fortune baker, prophetic gingerbread architect) 

• lost-and-found wizard(sock dimension traveler, missing key locator) 

• professional bridesmaid(dragon-wedding crisis manager, evil-stepmother deterrent) 

Post-Apocalyptic / Wasteland 

• mutant taxidermist(rad-beast trophy artist, gene-splicer’s apprentice) 

• scavenger historian(pre-collapse data-hoarder, museum raider) 

• jury-rigged mech pilot(scrap-titan pilot, oil-baron gladiator) 

• radiation chef(mushroom sommelier, toxin taste-tester) 

• nomadic librarian(book salvager, forbidden knowledge caravan guard) 

Horror / Gothic 

• haunted realtor(spectral squatter negotiator, cursed property flipper) 

• exorcism insurance adjuster(poltergeist damage appraiser, demon liability expert) 

• dollmaker(possessed puppet restorer, ghost medium) 

• miasma plumber(sewage exorcist, underground labyrinth guide) 

• nightmare archivist(dream journal curator, sleep paralysis researcher)